Wednesday, August 18, 2010

WTF Wednesday - Disturbing Labrabased Product


Dexter here with disturbing news. You know how the RH is always complaining about foodables made with bits of his Relentlessly Not Even LOOKING Like Food self?


Well, I used to just shrug it off as part of his narcissistic demeanor. It isn't true, or is it....


Because alert reader, Bajas, told me about this ACTUAL PRODUCT that appears to be for sale in the far away land of Norway.








WTF? Kitty litter made from my labraself? Are you kidding me?











The description says, among other things;


PeeWee pellets are specially designed to have instant absorption of unpleasant urine scent as PeeWee cat litter can absorb three times its own volume within seconds.


Did you see that? It must be true that they have actually stolen my labraness and turned it into kitty litter because I CAN absorb three times my volume in seconds from my foodables bowl.


Worse still, I think momma might be in on it! Why else would she constantly refer to me as PeeWee when I am so obviously a big and manly he-lab? I bet they are stealing my Dexter DNA during nap time at day camp!

This is the most embarrassing and horrible thing ever.

Just say NO to PeeWee Kitty litter!





And this just in! I received yet another suspicious entry for my labracontest with what can only be construed as a threatening letter;

Dear Hector...
I am submitting this entry into the stoopid Black Labradork Contest. My first two entries were rejected by the RH and Pee Wee respectively.
I am sure the third time is the charm.....I mean, if they don't like this one, I'm gonna come up there and SIT ON THEM.
Respectfully submitted,
Lexiepro
Do you think I need a lawyer? And what's up with this Hector crap? Hector is a WHEELIE for Pete's sake.






Get a load of this photo! Talk about WTF! I don't know what that thing is, but I hope I never meet up with it in a dark alley.







Dexter done!

P.S. We got a pressie from a friend in Idaho, but no card! Can whoever sent it give us a shout? Thanks.

49 comments:

Sam and Pippen said...

We thinks we can hear the Mango laughing clear across the continent! Pee Wee Kitty Litter! Ha!

We'll be laughing about that all day today...

Sam and Pippen

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

We nearly did a Pee Wee when we saw the latest entry for the Labradork contest! A sure winner!

Molly, Taffy and Monty

MAXMOM said...

Hey there Dex'
(I'll refrain from calling you PeeWee)
Seems like your contest is very popular - EVERYONE want to enter! Please don't despair about our entry...I went around to ASTA's house yesterday to get some more photos and will put up a post soon...
Sending lotsaluv to your labraself!
MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA

Priscilla said...

Oh PeeWee! Your posts always make me laugh!
Just think that you're so famous even the kitty litter company wants to use your name :))

By the way, I did mean a labra-stuffie but I'm still considering whether to enter him :P

Peppy Sheppys said...

Does this mean we can pee on you? Sweet.

Sheps w/Pep and Otis

The Thundering Herd said...

Uh - just don't stand near the Mango when he lifts his relentlessly huge leg.

The Paw Relations said...

PeeWee cat litter? BOL!

Penny and Patches said...

Are you kidding me? PeeWee kitty litter? At least they didn't put your picture on the bag!

We aren't too sure about that last picture! It must be one of those new designer dogs...maybe a LakieLabradude!

Aire-hugs,
Penny & Patches

Gus said...

Dear Dexter Dude: We are writing to say that we hope you keep up the standards you have set for the black dog contest. We feel the honor of our pals Miss Rosie and Travis would be trampled in the dust if you accept the latest entry.

Pee esss...when you run from the contestant, DO NOT head south.

gussie

Lola said...

Pee Wee kitty litter, huh? Well, no worries from us. We've never seen that in the store - yet. It does sound suspicious, I have to admit.

Looks like running this contest has turned out to be complicated. I guess it's all about holding the reins of power. Everyone's trying to get over on you now. You'd think they'd have the decency to offer bribes before threats, though, wouldn't you? Don't let it get to you, Dexter, dear. Just stay true to your principles and keep your standards high.

lotsa licks, Lola

Maggie Mae said...

Dexter,
Oh my...PeeWee litter, seriously? Too funny! Dis contest of yours is taking on a life of it's own and I LUVS it!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie MAe

Frankie Furter said...

This is TERRIBLE. I suspect some conspiracy involving the RH and...
Norwood.

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Hmmm Pee Wee (Who named this product???) ... interesting. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

El'bow and Hauwii said...

whoooooooooow
that is terrible
brrrrr oh poop we need to send our photo


Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Minna Krebs said...

That is truly disturbing news......to snatch your DNAs for KITTY LITTER of all things!

Poor PeeWee.....er I mean Poor Dex!

MinnaK

PeeS....I agrees....that last contest entry was one skeery lab!(butt funnnnnny!!)

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

dude
most embarassing having KATs piss all over you.Sounds like a plan concocted by that RH moose for playing with his dumb toy, hosting your dork contest and getting all of momma's attention. That's why I fly solo- no dumb siblings to do stuff like that to me.
norwood

Dennis the Vizsla said...

NOOOoooOOOoooOOOOOooooooo!!!!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

(Although if that gives you first dibs on the crunchies it might not be so bad)

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Yet again, Dennis beat us to it (about the crunchies). So we'll just say that we'd still rather buy Mango sorbet than Pee-Wee cat litter. Of course, that might have something to do with us not being ruled by a cat anymore, but who knows... I would sleep with one eye open when you are at Camp Humps-A-Lot (or whatever) just in case they are stealing bits of your labraself...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Mutant Puppy

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

LakieLabs just don't give up...

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Busby and Raymond said...

As the only cats who seem to ever comment on your blog we just want you to know that we cats are far too DIGNIFIED to EVER use a product called "Pee Wee". Now please excuse us while we go lick our poop shoots. Ciao.

Aniemother said...

Hee hee.. I think I may get a giggle or two watching the kitties pee on your labraness! Perhaps I can trick Mom into DNA testing it for labragenes..

B

Sue said...

Hmmm... Our Mom calls Noah- Peanut. Then in the morning she feeds us toast with peanut butter. Do you suppose???

violett said...

Huhu Dex,
we also laugh... You have written so nicely.

I would want that my brother gets the name PeeWee. Then there is even more Peewees. ;)
We like the name. He also fits to Mishka. Would you have a little bit against it?

Lots of love
Mishka

Rufus and Indie said...

So funny! ^^
No, really...very funny!
Your Pee-Wee story is just the best!

3 doxies said...

I would contact da nearest authorities bout dis kitteh litter...sumptin just smaells weird bout it.

I am sooooo lovin dis contest. I just believes all these entries wanting to be labs.

Puddles

dewdana said...

Pelletized pee-wee? That is just not right! It took me awhile to figure why they might name that product 'pee wee'... duh, now I get it. Those contest entries are getting crazier by the minute. Amazing how all of the sudden everyone wants to be a black labradog...
p.s. did you have DOH check all over for a card? I remember one time she got a pressie with an 'unsigned' card and then days later saw it was signed on the back... I'm just sayin'...

brooke said...

pee wee kitty litter! hahahhaa. I bet Mango was behind it!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Big Me's!!
Little yous!!

Pee Wees kitty kat kitty litters.. hu hu's ... 'dats good stuffs!!

We's needs a banner mades for 'dat ones!!!

Hopes yous finds yous over seas admirer!!

laters Big me's
Yous Little Yous,
Anakin Man

Heather and Kelly said...

Looks like your little brother is at it again, eloping with your new toy.....

I think you might like Montessori. They have a lot of self-directed learning, so you can choose what you want to do instead of sitting at a desk all day. Very hands on, too, or maybe in your case, jaws on? :)

tula said...

oh man, even the kitties are in on the jokes. damage control= name change.. how about little doo doo? no. um. same problem. i'll get back to ya.

kissies,
tula

Heather and Kelly said...

Whoa, looks like I commented on the wrong post....that first comment is supposed to go on Mango's post. :)

Don't worry--we use Pestell cat litter. Never fear, we won't support the use of Peewee litter!

houndstooth said...

LMTO! Oh my dog! So, they're trying to eat the Mango and pee on the Pee Wee! I will be laughing about this for a long time!

For some reason, now I'm hearing Sir Mix A Lot in my head now...

Bunny

houndstooth said...

LMTO! Oh my dog! So, they're trying to eat the Mango and pee on the Pee Wee! I will be laughing about this for a long time!

For some reason, now I'm hearing Sir Mix A Lot in my head now...

Bunny

houndstooth said...

LMTO! Oh my dog! So, they're trying to eat the Mango and pee on the Pee Wee! I will be laughing about this for a long time!

For some reason, now I'm hearing Sir Mix A Lot in my head now...

Bunny

houndstooth said...

LMTO! Oh my dog! So, they're trying to eat the Mango and pee on the Pee Wee! I will be laughing about this for a long time!

For some reason, now I'm hearing Sir Mix A Lot in my head now...

Bunny

Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD this is the funniest thing that Mango has ever perpetrated! OMD I cannot stop BOL and Mom is LOL!

Oh Pee Wee, you are so sad, good thing you have Mango to watch out for you!

woo woos, Tessa

HoundDogMom said...

Oh, PeeWee we are so sorry that someone has snagged some of your DNA as well. We had no idea they still DNA while you play at doggie daycare. You must keep a watch eye on them humans there. And that last picture has us howling with laughter, we sure hope we don't see anything that looks like that. Woofs, The Hounddogs

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

Sorry, no offense, but although I know your momma calls you PeeWee as a term of endearment, in light of the kitty litter discovery, maybe she needs to come up with something else? The only other PeeWee I know of is PeeWee Herman--not much better of an association than kitty litter in my book. Maybe a new diminutive can be the topic of your next contest?

Asta said...

Oh my dog

The Mango will neve let you fowget this..I'm afwaid, this is not good news Dextew..to be pee weed on is vewy hoomiliating..i am so sowwy
smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee esss , i told you you should have accepted eawliew entwies, now they awe getting weally weiwd

Holly and Khady said...

That's a scary looking dog!

Holly

doyle and mollie said...

arf arf arf we think you should demand royalties

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Dexter - you need to bring a lawsuit against that company for using your name AND your DNA without permission - just think about all the money for treats you could get.

And that latest entry is truly a curiosity =!


Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Lorenza said...

Dexter!
Your Pee-Wee name is being used in some interesting things! Cat litter?? Oh-oh!
Lexiepro will not rest until you accept "her" entry!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sierra Rose said...

Oh my! That was one fancy bootie ya got there :) Dexter, can't you get in on some royalties or some sort of payent for the use of your name there on that yucky kitty litter?

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Peanut said...

Pee Wee kitty litter. Oh hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha sorry Dexter that is funny.

Hound Girl said...

Pee wee cat litter, that was funny! I can see Mango going crazy with that one!

Wags,
Fred and Haylie

ocmist said...

Ha, ha, ha, hoo, hoo, hee, hee! Six corgis rolling on the floor over that BIG, FUZZY Butted Labradog! And PeeWee? Dexter, do you KNOW how BAD C-A-T wee SMELLS!?! Eeeeeeewwww!

Kari in WeHo said...

hee hee Pee Wee kitty litter hee hee


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