Dexter here with disturbing news. You know how the RH is always complaining about foodables made with bits of his Relentlessly Not Even LOOKING Like Food self?
Well, I used to just shrug it off as part of his narcissistic demeanor. It isn't true, or is it....
Because alert reader, Bajas, told me about this ACTUAL PRODUCT that appears to be for sale in the far away land of Norway.
WTF? Kitty litter made from my labraself? Are you kidding me?
The description says, among other things;
• PeeWee pellets are specially designed to have instant absorption of unpleasant urine scent as PeeWee cat litter can absorb three times its own volume within seconds.
Did you see that? It must be true that they have actually stolen my labraness and turned it into kitty litter because I CAN absorb three times my volume in seconds from my foodables bowl.
Worse still, I think momma might be in on it! Why else would she constantly refer to me as PeeWee when I am so obviously a big and manly he-lab? I bet they are stealing my Dexter DNA during nap time at day camp!
This is the most embarrassing and horrible thing ever.
Just say NO to PeeWee Kitty litter!
And this just in! I received yet another suspicious entry for my labracontest with what can only be construed as a threatening letter;
I am submitting this entry into the stoopid Black Labradork Contest. My first two entries were rejected by the RH and Pee Wee respectively.
I am sure the third time is the charm.....I mean, if they don't like this one, I'm gonna come up there and SIT ON THEM.
Do you think I need a lawyer? And what's up with this Hector crap? Hector is a WHEELIE for Pete's sake.
Get a load of this photo! Talk about WTF! I don't know what that thing is, but I hope I never meet up with it in a dark alley.
P.S. We got a pressie from a friend in Idaho, but no card! Can whoever sent it give us a shout? Thanks.