Given that momma is still ignoring me and suffering from the busy brain and trying to catch up on bloggies, I thought, what better time to run my very own contest, right? Here goes...
Do you wish you were more like the Mango? Well, who doesn't? Now is your chance to let your inner Mango-ness shine through and possibly win a cool prize in the process. Plus, for every entry, I, Mango, will donate one dollar of my kibbles money to the Tufts School of Doggie Medicines where they train the nice people who take care of me when I have whatchyercall veterinary emergencies.
Yuh, I give you the first ever I Wanna be Like Mango contest!
That's right, now you can let all of blog land see how very much like my large and handsome self you really are.
Here are the rules;
- Write a post on your blog all about the things that make you like Mango!
- Leave me a comment letting me know when you have posted so that I can grab the link.
It's that easy! I will collect all the links and then have an exciting contest where my pals out in blogland will vote for which doggie is most like Mango (ladies, your entries are welcome too, a she-Mango is a great thing to be).
Important NOTE! I am going to have to say that any doggies who are actual mastiffs are excluded since we all already know how cool you are and it just wouldn't be fair to all those mastiff wanna be's, right?
ALL ENTRIES MUST BE RECEIVED BY SEPTEMBER 25th!
Of course few doggies will embody all that is the Mango. I mean, seriously, there is only ONE ME! Right? But here are just a few photos demonstrating all that goes into being my large and multi-faceted self (do not be deterred from entering if you do not have all of my unique and impressive qualities, even if you have mastered just one facet of being Mango you are on your way to victory).
I am an avid gardener.
I shun stairs (well except for my special mastiff stairs to the observation deck).
I am most patriotic.
A snappy dresser.
Totally loving rides in my mastiff mobile.
I can take a nommy treat without any humans losing a finger (PeeWee, take note).
I am quite handy around the house and eager to assist with manly tool time projects.
So I slobber a little, big deal.
I LOVE skool! Especially when there are hot gals there!
Well, then there is the topic of my Mango-ness...
I am kind to my idiot brother at all times.
I possess a remarkably expressive face...
Inquisitive, well, you get the picture.
I am kind to stuffies and never ever consume any part of them for momma poop detective to suss out.
And don't forget I am incredibly handsome.
Of course there is also my large and grammatically correct vocabularies. Yuh, I know many large words and I can use them in sentences and everything.
This sentence has many large words in it like defenestration and probabilistic and it also contains proper grammar, so there.
Oh! My wonderful singing voice too!
I could go on and on, but I think that gives you some attributes to which you must strive to be like ME!
Oh dear, apparently I am compelled to post PeeWee's allegations of what it means to be the Mango. Fine. You can read them here.
Best of luck!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!