Thursday, September 2, 2010

WTF Wednesday - The Poop Truck Cometh


I know, I know, it is Thursday, but I am going to pretend that it is still Wednesday because the alternative would be that these things are starting to happen every day which would be more than the Mango can bear.

This post has the word Poo in it many times, so you can imagine the subject matter and if you are squeamish, then turn back, OK?

Whilst momma is most vigilant about collecting and disposing of my poo on a daily basis, I was alarmed to discover that she is far less fastidious regarding her own, ahem, deposits, and those of the master.

No, friends, she collects the poo in large underground containers and then every year the big poop truck arrives to take it away.





Yup, that's right, just stick that hose down the hole and away we go...






Ruh roh. Appears the poop truck had a little accident itself. Spilled whatchyacall hydraulic fluids all over my driveway.

They had to call in a backup poop truck.





No worries, whilst the driver waited Master showed off the front porch (which is almost done, I swear). We like this driver guy because he has been visiting our house like forever and is the same age as momma and master and they always like to chit chat. In fact, if he had to be stranded, my estate was a good place for it to happen.






The backup arrived and pumped out the poo and a tow truck of relentlessly huge proportions took away the sick truck.

Listen, as long as we are on the topic, here is something I never showed you before... guess what it is?












Did you guess Mt. Mango Poo in the back yard? Hehehe. Made ya look!


After the poop truck goes away I always need to reassert my Mango-ness on the top of the poo bunker.







Now you thought you already had your WTF moment, right? WRONG! Here it comes...

They pumped out 1000 gallons, you heard me, 1000 gallons of poo from right under my estate! I am living on a toxic waste site I tell you. Don't be surprised if I sprout a third, oh, em, FIFTH leg or something. Yuh! Call the EPA!

OK, so maybe that wasn't WTF enough for you. How about momma supervising the whole thing and making an actual movie! Fast forward to the 1:30 mark to hear how loopy momma has gotten on her vacation. Maybe work isn't such a bad place for her after all...





Sheesh!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Something is definitely up in the dog cave and I am concerned that momma is attempting home improvements.



Now she has about as much patience for that as PeeWee has for waiting his turn at agilities. Yuh, like two seconds after she started scraping wall paper she was already crying.

Plus I saw a suspicious looking thing on the desk with words like "Inspired Lilac" and "Wisteria" on it. That can't be good.


Help! Let me in! Don't change my dog cave!


51 comments:

tula said...

WOW this is THE best vacation movie evah! for a second, thought the poo truck would hook up to the mango.. or did i miss that part. pooohoooohoo.

JOke: what did the poo mastah say to the mango mastah? How the poo are woo? ba-dum-bump


TM

poo es: peewee's voice kinduv sounds like nordudes. must be the carrots. OR steroids.


double poo es: home inspection this AM. skipping work until noon. besides the darn skool has no AC. sweat factory!!

BODIE & GOO said...

Oh My Dog Mango, the bit where your Momma looked down the big hole was scarier than watching the movie JAWS!!! da da da da da da WOOF.

Minna Krebs said...

OMD Mango! That was the Funniest WTF EVER!

Da Mango don't get just ONE Poo truck....oh nooooo..it has to break down and have da Rescue Poo truck come!!! And then your mom be filming all this....PRICELESS!!!

I am a bit concerned though. We haves NEVER had a poo truck come to our house.....do you thinks I am blissfully unaware of the impending disaster building up beneath me??

MinnaK

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Roo said...

Why am I all of a sudden feelin pooped? BOL! That was the longest intestine I have ever seen! Like to see the tapeworm that can handle that!

Agreein that Momma might want to go back to work ;)
Roo

Hound Girl said...

Mang you mean you dont go out and scoop your own poop?! geesh your poor mommy!

Wags,
Fred

Gus said...

Mango Man...

here is what happens with home improvements at our house.

The muzzer gets the bug. She spends Huge amounts of time looking at pictures in magazines and books in the library, more time shopping and bringing home paint and fabric samples, EVEN MORE time convincing the Dad that this is a good idea.

She starts the project. She gets about as far as the Mango Mom got on the dog cave. She cries, she rages, sometimes she falls off the ladder!

Then she hires someone and gets it done.

That is our recommendation.

gussie

monica said...

ahem - that was a most pooplicious post... :o) tell your momma it sure is a good thing to be on friendly basis with the guy in charge off the exit stuff removal.. couldn't you just remove the lid of that thing, and do your business right into there too? spare your poor mommas back a little ?
Bundy

monica said...

ahem - that was a most pooplicious post... :o) tell your momma it sure is a good thing to be on friendly basis with the guy in charge off the exit stuff removal.. couldn't you just remove the lid of that thing, and do your business right into there too? spare your poor mommas back a little ?
Bundy

monica said...

sorry for repeating myself... it's not that I studder or anything... dunno what happened...
Bundy

Maggie Mae said...

Mango,

We has to haves a poop truck come to our house and do dat too but mom has never thought of takin' a video of it befores... ;)

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Sam and Pippen said...

Most interesting and educational video! We didn't know that's how the humans pick up their poops...

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Our mom loves to do all that reno work stuff! She even loved taking down the wallpapers! AND might even be putting some up this weekend!

Tucker said...

Wow your hoomans poop a lot!

woof -Tucker

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Oh! My Thanks for sharing that ... its early here. Glad mom was just having coffee. We were a bit nervous watching the video. I'm Pooped ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

The Paw Relations said...

That is a loada poo!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OK, Mango, this was a first for us. - all we can say is that was one huge load of poop. And we didn't think that big long green snake was ever going to get to the end.

We feel badly for you - you look so sad in that last pic.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

achieve1dream said...

BOL! Who would have thought poop could be entertaining?? Or maybe it was your Momma. :)

Oh and I definitely would not have gone under that poop truck either! Yikes!

Jackal

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

A little too much TMI on the poop, Mango.

Dad tried home improvements last week. The result was no water for 3 days, a huge headache for Moms, and a plumber's bill!! Why do they think they can pull this stuff off?

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Frankie Furter said...

Ummmm Mango... those sound like Girly Colors to me.
I know all about the poops collection thingy that lives under my yard.
HEY... tell your momma that my momma that a GREAT Way to get Wallpaper off... Quick and EASY!! and SAFE. No more tears. have her Email my mom if she wants to hear about that.

Aniemother said...

Hehehe..

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Are we SURE that's hydraulic fluid?

Busby and Raymond said...

No offense Mango, but we think you need to get your Mom out of the heat. That video could be her ticket to the room with the rubber walls.

El'bow and Hauwii said...

whahahaha how funny :D
on the video you see on the pooptruck that you can pay with visa :D here is a little joke :
do they have a machine to put the visa or do they just a butt crack hahaha

little joke from sanne :D its a belguim joke hahaha

Kissslobbers
El'bow & hauwii

the booker man said...

mango,
are you sure the first poop truck actually broke down? or maybe it was just cuz it got so full of poop that they had to call in a backup! bwuahaha!
*woof*
the booker man

Kari in WeHo said...

That sure is a lot of poop they took away!


Don't forget, we moved to http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

the booker man said...

pee s -- i think you'd make a grrreat swinger, mango. ;)

twobarkingdogs said...

Yo, Mangoman, I would have piss'd on that poop totem in the back yard too. What's a guy to do, afterall? Your friend, Cosmo

Mango deardog, change can be good! as long as there is a bathtub nearby to sleep in, that is. Your friend, Clover

MAXMOM said...

Hey there Mango
That is one Sh**** story! LOL! Trust you to blog about the 'unmentionables'! You certainly have guts! :)
Good luck with the dog-cave!
Sending lotsaluv
MM IN SA
(I'm not sure if I should leave my name, LOL!)

Bouncing Bertie said...

Thank goodness it was only hydraulic fluids that the truck spilled, eh?
And aren't you glad that us dogs don't have to run around after our humans, pick up their droppings and carry them around in a llittle plastic bag. I mean, eeeugh!
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Don't worry about the dog cave, I mean I'm sure that you can 'redecorate' if it's not to your taste...

Wild Dingo said...

Holy CRAP! We have our septic pumped too. we had it pumped 2 or 3 times in our old house and once in our new before we left. ok, so here's the deal, every time we have it pumped, i conveniently make other plans so Mr. Wild Dingo has to be there. I pretend poop pumping doesn't exist. I get sick to my stomach from the smell! yuck.

how did you even go there to look? and oh my dog, yes, we were watching. thank dawg the internet doesn't have smell yet.

wags, wiggle, woos w/o poos
wild dingo

violett said...

I had with the video also see the interesting smell in the nose. *lol*
The video is a world novelty!
Lots of love
Mischka

Maggie and Mitch said...

Purple walls in your dog cave, Mango? Have Lacie and your momma been talking?
Mitch spotted that apple in your Mt. Mango Poo! That boy is just so obsessed with apples!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

OMD!

What to paw...

SOOOOOOO many khomments trying to 'splode out of me...

Furst off,

AND WOO LIVE WITH THAT KHRAZY LADY???

I'd ofFUR a rehome but mine is pretty loopy too - although we do have sewers here...

I'll admit mine was thinking along the lines of the subtitles in your movie...

She also says something about having a Robert Plant song stuck in her iHead shuffle:

Of khourse, it was from his HONEYDRIPPER days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9-026ZCKR8

YEP, the wikhked hots have taken yet another vikhtim -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I do believe Maggie and Mitch being khorrekht about the kholour attrakhting loud and broadbeamedbutted khanines

Martine said...

First, we like posts about poop... your post about poop was much funner and informative than my stint of poop posts a few months ago. I never knew how this process worked and now thanks to your video it's all cleared up for me :)

Second, this was a HILARIOUS post. Oh gosh you had a us laughing a LOT!

Life with 5 dogs said...

The Poop Truck, What a job that must be in the Heat! I am glad to see that you marked your spot Mango. Stay Cool!

Marjie said...

We are hooked to a "sewer line", which means they take the poop somewhere else. We have something called a "storm drain" that gets clogged and backs up into our basement, and Momma gets irate about it. Then she has to call a Rooter Dude and pay him a lot to get rid of the storm dumpings.

As for your wallpaper, Thor Momma has a message for Mango Momma:

"If it's actual paper wallpaper, don't bother to scrape it off. Just buy tubs of paste for about$6 and paint it on the back of your new wallpaper. If it's vinyl wallpaper, peel off starting at the corner, spray it with diluted white vinegar, and let it sit, then the backing will scrape right off."

Whatever. Then the dog cave will smell like a salad bar. You can come hang out in my dog cave while your Momma is going nuts.

Drools,
Thor

doyle and mollie said...

mango we are so proud of your assertiveness such grace and style... your momma's pretty brave tackling those walls - loves and licks

Benny and Lily said...

I bet I could be a back up poo truck if allowed. BOL
Benny & Lily

Tessa the Maltese said...

Wow!

What

a

Load!!! BOL

woo woos, Tessa

houndstooth said...

Well, one thing I can say, this post was full of crap! Good grief! Mango, maybe you should send her to work tomorrow!

Bunny

houndstooth said...

Well, one thing I can say, this post was full of crap! Good grief! Mango, maybe you should send her to work tomorrow!

Bunny

Sue said...

Our Mom was thinking about writing a blog post about poop a couple weeks ago. She had it almost done and decided that maybe everyone would think it was too weird, so she deleted it.

You are a brave dog and our Mom think she might rewrite our own poop post.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Now that certainly is a lot of poop. What do you feed Mom anyway. 20 cups of kibble a day?
That was a very interesting video Mom.. WE can't wait till next year!!!

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Lorenza said...

Mango!
I did not know about trucks taking away the... you know from your house!
Inspired Lilac and Wisteria??
I understand you look so sad in that picture... and I can see Dexter too!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Samantha said...

Hmmmnnnn... 90-something degrees and the poop truck dies. I couldn't stop laughing for ages... sorry! Especially when Mango reveals that Momma is redecorating. We are always on the edge of our seats when we come over to visit! Thanks M and D for all the fun! Can't think of a more exciting day.
xo
Sammie and the gang

Mr Koda MD said...

Sheesh!!!! Your ma is very excited about the poo pumping!

It reminds me of a plumber that has a truck with the words "The Poohs doctor"

BOL!

Hey Mango, watch your balance there, thats not a cave you wanna be falling into....


About the dog cave tho, a bit of "wisteria" might brighten you up, make you feel energised and revitalised and all that.

Yeah right, who am I kidding!

Koda

The Thuglets said...

Mango..you have pawfected the art of being able to make EVERYTHING interesting!!!

Good luck with the revamp.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

BRUTUS said...

EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! !000 gallons?? Holy sh@t!!! We've come up with some bizarre post topics in the past, but this trumps us for sure! Love the term "poo bunker" though BOL.

Snorts-
Brutus & Carmen

Kitty+Coco said...

Dear God why did I read this post?? Since Coco likes the, uh, candy logs, it is a wonder she didn't come running over to your yard.
Thanks alot. Your furever traumatized friends.

Kitty and Coco

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Eeew. In the House With Wheels, we have a poo collection tank (and not the little trash can that Mom puts outside for our own deposits...) but it only hold like 50 gallons or something. I can't even IMAGINE 1000 gallons of poop. I guess your parents get a lot of fiber in their diets, huh? *grin*

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hu hu's!!!! OH BIG ME'S!!!

Okays.. first me's wanted to say.. 'dat me's "backed up" on 'da bloggin..
BWU hu hu hu hu hu's!!!! Me's picked a good ones to starts wits!!!

'dat could be's a SyFy movie in 'da makes!! 'da Mango and 'da bio's big truckers breakdowns wits 'da big Adventures!! Oh's me's can plays yous stunt doubles!!!!

Laters Big Me's!!
Yous little yous!!

Anakin Man