My good buddies, Scruffman and Stanny have been staying at my estate due to several unfortunate incidents which have left them on the outs with their mumsie. Well, I am always happy to see them and had just settled in for some heavy guy stuff...
When I received a peemail from alert reader, Sadie, telling me that she had found an entire settlement right in her home state of Florida that is totally dedicated to the Mango! Well, this is something that must be looked into.
As always, Scruffer had brought along his blow torch and after loading up on broccolies and livers, I was all gassed and ready to go. Light 'er up, Scruff, we're headed for Florida!
Ever resourceful Scruffy had brought along a whatcha call, GPS. Although his back seat driving did get a bit screechie. Approaching beastie decibel. Ow! My ears!
Once we got close, the roads were very well marked. I could hardly believe my eyes! We're headed for MANGO!
PeeWee bailed out to go visit his friend, Moose. Fine with me. Who needs their little brother following around when they are on a big adventure?
Sadie was there to greet us at the official Mango Dog Park. She even brought refreshments.
Aware of my impending arrival, the Church of Mango had allocated space for me on their agenda for some Relentlessly Huge sermonizing.
I kept my message brief and relevant. No point blathering on and on, right?
I was awarded an honorary degree from the local skool! Now we all know that I seriously am way beyond the elementary educations, but they were so earnest in their desire to put my name on their list of alumni that I had to comply (I just hope they don't start hitting me up for donations).
Our last stop was the Mango Ridge Estates. I am thinking of getting a time share there.
Time to go home...
When I went to fetch the Pea from the Moose estate, I ran into a bit of a pickle. Now, I, Mango, am of the opinion that all labradorks are pretty much interchangeable, so this was a puzzle I was not keen to solve. But Momma seems to think that little Pea is unique, so I put my brains to work.
Clever chap that I am, I quickly put out a bowl of Dexter's favorite food... ROCKS! Aha! Gave yourself away little doofus. Even Moose isn't dorky enough to eat rocks. Sheesh!
Home at last and, frankly, too tired even to be bothered by PeeWee's proximity or to rotate my sleepy photo.
Thanks Miss Sadie! It was a wonderful trip!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. To learn more about Mango, Florida, you can click here.