Monday, October 25, 2010

Special Messages for Mischka and Miss Puddles

I asked momma to make a special video recording message just for my good friend, Mischka. Here it is, hope you like it, buddy.




That phrase that gotta momma all tangled up was unternehmerischer Typ. Wow! German has a lot of letters in it.

Alert readers might recall that we posted a tutorial movie on how to speak Boston and invited our friends to teach us how to speak like them. Well, so far, the only taker was the divine Miss Puddles who provided a handy training manual for speaking Southern.

So I give you, Mango Momma Speaks Southern.




Mango Man ! Oh yeah!

P.S. For reasons unclear to me, Momma likes to try and talk like people who are not her, so if any other readers want to challenge her mentals, just provide a guide to speaking like you and she'll have a go. Of course not too late to make your own Boston speak video.

50 comments:

Roo said...

Mom? What is Mango's Momma sayin? Mango looks like it must be somethin impawtent but ???

Waggin at ya without a clue,
Roo

Martha and Bailey said...

Och Aye the noo.........pure dead brilliant!
xxx

Noah the Airedale said...

Hey Mango Mama, that's a wicked pisser accent you've got there (that's good right?).
Agatha and Archie's dad has a beauty!!

Noah x

Priscilla said...

Oh Gosh!
I really could not stop laughing at both the videos. I don't know which one is funnier. Mango or your accent!
I LOVED your German :) ROFL

3 doxies said...

Hehehehehe.....
OMG...da Mango Momma hit da nail on da head withs da Southern talk! I am most impressed! Actually, I'm not sure what was funnier...da southern speaking OR Mango lckin' himself while you was talkin'!
Bwhahahahahahaha! Dis made my day!

Puddles

Maggie Mae said...

My mom laughed so hard she snorted! Always good to start da day wif a smile, tank youz!

WOofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lola said...

Oh, Bubba, that was so funny. Can your mamma do any others? Can I call you Bubba from now on?

lotsa licks, Lola

Mack said...

Mango,
You sure showed your momma what you thought about her Southern tawk!!!

Minna Krebs said...

Bubba-Man, oh yeah!

Both of those videos were pawsome! Your mom sprechen sie Deutch just wonderful! She sounds like a real Frau MangoMom.

Butt, the Southern BubbaMango is too funny!!

MinnaK

Wild Dingo said...

Mango gave himself a bath on national youtube? what is this world coming to? i sit down and click on a "speaking" tutorial and alls i can remember is Mango lickin spots where the sun don't shine... sigh. now what was that video aboot again?

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh Mango - this was just too funny!!!! Great job, Mango Momma. We loved both the German and the Southern. We can't wait until the next tutorial vid.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Dennis the Vizsla said...

I would give you a guide but being a New Yorker, I don't have an accent. Everybody else does!

The Heartbeats said...

BAHAHAHA! My Momma calls me Bubba all the time! Mango, you look like a Bubba too!

violett said...

It is simply fantastic! A good accent and almost perfect German.
To many thanks to for the surprise!
Unfortunately, I cannot estimate to the Southern accent. But I can understand generally nothing and translate. Then very feels well of the Akzemt certainly. *lol*
Lots of love
violett and Mischka

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12lCfrsYIfc

Mango--you wants to see how dem der newfounlant dags talks --and we likes how ya licks yer nards on dat last video.

rescuedinsanity.com said...

Hahaha. I should teach you how to speak Canadian. Until I moved to the east coast I never believed Canadians had accents at all. But out here in Nova Scotia... I've had to eat my words.

Great videos, as always. Your German is better than mine and I took classes for several years.

BRUTUS said...

Dude.... Mango, I think your momma has had her mind possessed by aliens of something. Better put in some earplugs so they can't get to your head too!

Snorts-
Brutus & Carmen

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Mango, Bless your Momma's sweet heart.
She's welcome to come to GA and sit on the porch for a spell and have a Mint Julep w/ our Rama anytime...
One more thing to remember about speaking Southern...there are no one syllable words...
Well shut my mouth!
Buddy

Levi Mac said...

OH! My mom laughed so hard I had to jump on her to get her to stop!! She is one odd cookie...much like your mom :) Good thing they have us to make them more normal!

Ludo van Doggy said...

oh, this just made me realise that my sound be soo broke. Oh, now Mum gonna has to turn the air blue trying to fix it.
Mum wants to make a video of how the cumbrians speak up here. She thinks you will likes it.
~lickies, Ludo

Bouncing Bertie said...

In my part of Scotland, we talk a distinctive kind of a Scots dialect known as Doric. Just a few basics. 'Fit like?' means 'and how are you today'. Boys and girls are 'loons' and 'quines'. In general, the 'wh' sound comes our as an F, eg 'Far' means 'where', 'fit' means what. 'Furryboots ye fae?' means 'whereabouts do you come from?' A general rule is that, if you can understand what someone is saying, they're probably not speaking Doric. Does that help?
Toodle pip! (which is most definitely NOT a Doric expression).
Bertie (an Aberdonian would say Bearrrrr - tie).

Frankie Furter said...

WaaahRoooo Mango Bubba Boy... Your Ma shore cane tawk da Suthren Stuffs. And YOU.... doin' the DEED is Just PERFECT for the Words. heheheheheh
Hoooowwwwwwlllll BaWaaaaah

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

My DOH says Trockenbeerenauslese

Or maybe even some Reinheitsgebot

As fur Bubba and His Boys' message to Miss Puddles, khlassikh - simply khlassikh -

There is simply no end to Mango Momma's talents!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

TwoSpecialWires said...

Mango! Your moma is GOOD!

Every time we see ya paw out something about Mischka, in our heads we hear OurGirl saying, " моя мишка" It sounds something like: moya mishka! That's what she said when she first saw her very first teddy bear ... she was still in Россия at the time ... and from then on that bear's name was (and still is) Mishka. Who. By the way. Is in college. That's gonna be one smart bear (as if he wasn't already smart.)

Tell your moma: отлично! Well done! We like hearing her voice. In all sorts of tongues.

xxoo
Jake and Fergi

Samantha said...

Totally impressed by your Mama's accents - she should audition for any future Meryl Streep roles - pawesome! And the lines aren't bad either (well... the southern ones... couldn't translate the German!) - maybe your Mama should do some film writin'!
Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie and Avalon

Marjie said...

My momma does Southern, New York or Boston if she feels like she needs to. Something about "Make customers feel like we're just like them!" I think she might need one of those jackets with a sleeves in the back.

Drools,
Thor

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mom you are doing such a great job. You need a few more "fixin too's" and "boy howdies" in there..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Tessa the Maltese said...

I am so MAD!!!

I think that you should have had a warning before viewing the video, like too funny don't be drinking when watching this, but nooooo, so I will tell you why..

We waited like 87 hours for the video to load, we have sloooow dialup. Anyway, Mom had the volume up way high, and as we waited she was drinking water, and the video just came on, she was in mid swallow and I was sitting on her lap. Well, needless to say I took a bath! The video started the words came out, Mano was licking and Mom laughed and coughed and sneezed all at the same time. I was soaking wet and Mom just kept laughing.

Thanks alot!

ticked off Tessa

Maggie and Mitch said...

Your mom is very talented at talkin' like other people, Mango! We can tell that you were super impressed!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Tank said...

Mango, your momma is very weird... but I guess you know that.

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaa ha ha! Oh, the Southern accent one has me and Mom tearing up with laughter! Bubba, could you be any less interested in what your mama was saying? Anything to draw attention to the lipstick and nards, eh?

Nobody wants to hear my mom talk on video. She sounds like she's about twelve years old. Anyroo, we don't have accents here in the Midwest!

Bunny

Gracie =^o.o^= and Hugo said...

The dad here says that the German is a hard one. He studied that while in graduate school. Loved watching you in the video.

Elyse said...

Haha, the Southern speak was too funny! I also thought it was funny that Mango was doing his personal grooming during the video.

Elyse and Riley

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Bubba, a Southern gentleman nevah licks his privates in public! Abby, avert your gaze!

Mango Momma, however, is a very talented linguist. Honey, time for Hsin-Yi to send some Australian lessons. An' we cain't wait t' heer summa that Scottish lingo. Bertie, kin you take keer o'that one?

Jed

Agatha and Archie said...

How did we miss the WICKED PISSA Boston video????!!! And today's video is wicked pissa as well...we are going to go to the bubbler to get a drink and then get a tonic while we get some tin foil and use that!!!!!!!!
Love the A team

Lorenza said...

I can see you were soooo interested in your mom, Mango!
Oops!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Priscilla said...

Oh sorry that you couldn't view our blog video. Not sure whether you can view it now because Rosie had tried to fix it after reading your comment. She's good at it and is always my best IT assistant!!!

Just can't underestimate the abilities of teenagers these days, I always learn things from them instead of imparting my knowledge to them, LOL!!!

jen said...

LOl...ok that was the best!

Mango man you are the best:)

Joe Stains said...

Just stopping by to catch up! Loved the mango Florida adventure!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

BA HA HA HA!!!

Big Me's Momma!! yous sound just like 'da Puddles Momma 'cuz me's calls over 'deres prank calling her house ordering pizza and stuffs... she gets on 'da phones and says.. "dangit Anakins... yoous orr relly blowing the drawerers outs of the cracks of me butts... (okays.. so hers don't say "me's")

Too funnies!!!!!!!!

Big me's faces looks like me faces (duh) when me Momma sings or talks to me's!!

Laters Twinner,
Anakin Man

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

The scary part is...

Mumsie could understand the German...she was a german major in a prior life with nursing...

As for the southernese...we were on the floor...

It was Bubba lickin' his privates that knocked us over...

Mumsie shoulda made a Burgh video....she's frightening when she gets mad...all the Burghisms come out.....

Yeesch...

Kisses,

Lacie

Our blog featured my butt today...I'm just sayin'....

Aniemother said...

Well done Mango Momma! Hee hee! My mom thinks she's good with languages too (not so much).

Kisses,
B

Eric said...

Haaaaa!! Where you looking for shrimps Bubba while Mango Momma was drawling? Wiry love Eric xx

Kari in WeHo said...

your German is quite good for someone who hasn't spoken for 30 years :)

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

dewdana said...

BOL Mango! We think Mango Momma came closer with her German (which sounded quite impressive to me) than her southern! SOrry that she seems to have intruded on your personal hygiene time though ;-)

mastertealc said...

I think your American accent is really COOL!!!!!! And it is very well done... My dad says he will never understand why Germans have to pronounce every letter and make nouns that are too long to fit on one page... My dad and I both think Germans are strange anyway but at least I can speak and understand it - he can't!
Slobbers Master T.

Bruce from Down Under said...

Hi Mango Momma. Your german was fab. My human sister could understand you fine and she hasn't spoken any german for three years. One day I will try to send an Aussie (pronounced Auzzie) accent for you to try. No worries, slobbers Bruce.

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Wow!!~ Your Mom is bi-lingual. Guess what? At Pet Fest Saturday there was a huge Mastiff that said he was Mango and wanted a kiss but I told him it wasn't you cause he wasn't near s cute as you. Mommy will be posting some pictures from Pet Fest in a day or 2 and shesll post his picture. He tried to up in Mommy's lap and gave her a kiss intead of me. She gots slobbered go!!


{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Peppy Sheppys said...

Well done Mango Momma! Those are most interesting ways of speaking. How do you even understand her? We asked our ma ape to teach us how to speak in Nebraskan but it immediately put us all to sleep. BO-RING. Maybe she will have to start speaking Philly so she can order us some wudder ice and some cheesestea wit'.

Sheps w/Pep

the booker man said...

bubba,
BOL BOL! southern mama is so so funny! i also liked the lickin' of the teetee for added effect.

*woof*
the booker man