Monday, November 8, 2010

PeeWee Shames me at School - Updated


Lest any other miscreants out there get a notion that they can put out a contract on my large and having friends in the right places self, just be warned that I have now hired a body guard.




Photo by Gracie


Alert readers know that I had to send stupid PeeWee in my place at graduate skool due to my improving yet still sore bottom. Well, they did the recall past cookies and Norwood was able to capture it all on video.

Yuh, and trainer dude even had momma load up with sardines (stinky) but in the beginning you will see that the Pea knocked them all out of her hands AND still managed to eat the other cookies.

Oh the shame, the horror. See how the little chow hound embarrasses me? He snarfed down ALL the cookies. Piggy, oink, oink.

I better get back in shape for skool quick quick.








Mango Man! Oh yeah!

45 comments:

Gus said...

AAaaaaahhhhh...just like Teka Toy!

Mack said...

I prolly would have done the same thing too!

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

I see nothing wrong with eating all of the cookies. Maybe if that guy and the clickie thing would stop making the noise with it then the doggie wouldn't get excited and eat all. I don't believe in clicker training myself. But then again kitties don't believe in any kind of training.
I just sent you an email back to you. Your second one was there this morning but the first one never showed up. My sister that lives in Italy sent a message on Saturday and it never showed up until Monday morning either. The monster is being mean again.
Anyway, help is on the way for you. You will see when you open the email. Remember I, little Gracie, is there for you. No one will ever expect but I will take care of the hit that is out on you and see that you are safe. I will find out who ordered it and until it is called off I will be by your side. That includes even when you go back to school. Wherever you go I go too. You are safe big guy!

Maggie Mae said...

Mango,

NO ONE could ever take your place my furiend!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS I've got your back too!

The Paw Relations said...

I am confused! Why wouldn't Dexter eat the cookies, they're right there on the floor. If it on the gorund it goes to the hound. Everyone knows that, surely? ~ Shen x

AFSS said...

We are glad Gracie is going to be your body guard. We knows you are safe in her capable paws.

Well us cats would have eaten the cookies too. I mean what crazy human would expect you not to eat treats? Fenris tends to listen to Mommy when she says leave it but then dogs are weird that way.

Priscilla said...

It proves that Pea is a quick student, just see how he managed to grab all the treats!

But I know what you mean. Well, that's why he needs schooling!!! May be you could give him a little extra coaching at home so you could be proud of him and proud of yourself too.

Ludo van Doggy said...

Did that has sound with it? My Youtube seems to be broked.

What a shameful display from Dexter. You totally win at school Mango.

Hound Girl said...

Mango Man.. sorry to hear that man, Hope your hiney is feeling better. Labs rock :)


ps we got your package and will blog about it in a few days :)

Sam and Pippen said...

Wasn't PeeWee supposed to eat the cookies? Why else would they be on the floor? We think there might be something wrong with the trainer dude!

Sam and Pippen

Wild Dingo said...

That videographer wasn't laughing WITH Dexter, she was laughing AT HIM! hahahaha! you're so right, what a oinker.

now, what i can't understand is why in the world you didn't call Wild Dingo to handle your security?

http://www.wilddingo.com/woofs/wp-content/uploads/suitcase.jpg (minus the suitcase)

I mean, Loki would be much more um, good at dosing out the crackery toward your hit men. unless of course they stepped on his toes...then he'd have to run away. but until then, he can protect you my friend!

dewdana said...

Hilarious... I dunno though Mango, kinda looks like pea might need more skool than you hee hee.
Moose's Momma
p.s. Moose says way to go Pee Wee! Black labradogs everywhere are proud of your achievement in the 'hoover' lesson!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Kitty Dangerously?

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

After studying that footage, I'm beginning to think your injury was truly an inside job -

Me thinks woo should warn The DOH -

I believe she's next!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Levi Mac said...

You better get back there quick! So glad to hear you are getting better. We need you up for actions. I may need helps against my cuz- you see hows he is. He tried to blame everything on me- thanks for seeing the truth Mango man!!

rottrover said...

Mango, what's wrong with your RH bottom? I thought it was your leg...Did you land on your "tail bone" when you slipped on the banana peel??

rescuedinsanity.com said...

Aww, poor Pee Wee. Heh. That's why you need to hurry up and get better, Mango. Clearly you need to show him how it's done.

jen said...

Love your bodyguard Mango!

Pee Wee has big shoes to try and fill:)

Piappies World said...

Hi Mango,

We thought treats are to be eaten. Maybe he thought it was breaktime and thus, treats time! We are bad with timing, too. If we see treats, it snack time. Waaaaah We're in as much trouble has he is?!

Dexter will surely need some tips from you. And do pass us some lessons too.

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

I can't believe that someone would attempt to put a contract out on your large and well-connected self. But I think you did the right thing with hiring a bodyguard - you can never be too safe. As for the video, um, you could insert either a blonde or a redheaded goldendoodle in the place of PeeWee, and you'd see how successful (or not) we are at such exercises... *sigh*

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

The only one of us who would be able to do that class is Phantom because he is the only one who doesn't care about food.

We think you have an awesome bodyguard in Gracie.

Hope the leg is better this week.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Elyse said...

Well, that was just plain embarrassing...! You've got to get well soon so you can get back to school and show them how it's REALLY done!

Elyse and Riley

Frankie Furter said...

The HORROR of it all. I would start writing a LONG letter to Santa Paws if I were you.

Oskar said...

I don't know man, if I see cookies on the floor I'm gonna nom them up.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Kari in WeHo said...

thats one scary bodyguard

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Maggie and Mitch said...

We would have snagged all of the cookies layin' on the floor too, PeeWee! You did the right thing!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Clive said...

That's some cool bodyguard you got there Mango!

take care
Clive and Murray

road-dog-tales said...

Gotta say - we totally agree with Gracie - all that clicking would make us nervous too! And, you know, lots of people eat when they get nervous, ergo nervous = eat. So we can understand :)

The Road Dogs

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango Dex is just showing you his sniffing skills...


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

I, Lacie having a very small appetite and even smaller bottom would NEVER have snarfed any cookies unless they were handed to me one by one...

Um...well, okay, NOT....

Peewee is the landshark, huh??

So how is your backside, Mango? When is/was the vettie appt????

Kisses,

Darling Beast

houndstooth said...

Well, it seems to me that those cookies were just begging to be eaten! I say way to go, Dex!

Bunny

The Thundering Herd said...

We can't speak for everyone else, Dex, but we totally respect you for this one.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Excellent choice in a bodyguard, Mango! Cats are natural born killers and that's just what is required in a bodyguard. Dex, we commend Miss Honey's most recent obedience video to your attention. We, of course, would have snarfed the goodies every bit as fast as you did. And after all, while you are performing Mango's public duties, your labralife is on the line in case the assassin is not aware of the switch, so carpe the treats. Mama says that's really carpe diem, but that makes no sense. What's a diem and why would you want one?

Jed & Abby

the booker man said...

mango,
i hope your hiney's feelin' the betterment now. i will nevarrr feel the same about naners again. *shudder*
anywho, i'm not sure what dexter was supposed to do different like in that video? cookies on the floor = nom nom time!! am i right?!

*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- thankies for the birthday wishes! what kind of job do you think i should get??

Benny and Lily said...

We would have eaten all those cookies too. But something is fishy. Why didn't PeeWee eat the cookies. It was a plan..Pee Wee has something up his paw.
Benny & Lily

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Lorenza said...

I know Gracie will take good care of you!
Everyone wanting to harm you... be careful!
I had a good laugh watching Dexter eating the cookies!
I guess they were more interesting than anything!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

Mango
I'm so welieved that you wewe able to get such a gweat Bodyguawd..I hope that now that you have pwotection you'll be well in no time..you weally need to get back to that school and show them how it's supposed to be done
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Carrie and Waffle said...

Dex you do the house of lab proud. It takes talent to scoop up all the treats and still get the stinky treat. Why sardines. Cheese or liver treats work well too.

Carol from Down Under said...

Hi Mango, well a cat for a bodyguard. Fabulous. We all know they have nine lives so she will be around for a long time to look after you. As for Dexter, Labs are the same around the world. Food, food, food, food. Don't worry, you will be well soon. Big hugs to you, Love Carol x

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

That is one skeery looking bodyguard! Stumpy would be so busy chasing her she wouldn't be doing much guard work!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Mango - I think you should rename Dexter 'Hoover'

I have to say, I found it very amusing how he was towing your Momma around like she was on wheels or something - huh! And people make fun of us coz of our size - we are MUCH more polite walkers! :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Big Me's!!

Yous armed body guard will make sures 'dat no funny business's happens and yous stunt doubles will keep eye out too!!

Laters,
Yous Tweener,
Anakin Mini Mastiff Man

tula said...

that is TOTALLY embarrassing! I saw it fur myself thinking.. mango would so not be tempted by a bunch of dumb cookies on the floor to get to his momma. geesh! even after he had all kinds of momma time last week..

NEXT!
tula