My friend, Roo, is in big trouble. His mom turned him into a cartoon and I went to help him, but, oh dear, you really have to just read it for yourself here.
Loyal readers know that the PeeWee has enrolled in something called Beyond the Leash. Whatever. I'm not too bothered except that momma is making ME do HIS homeworks. Most recently some ridiculous "activity" called "leave it" where you are apparently supposed to ignore hot dogs falling from the sky. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I made a movie of our trainings. Watch it here.
Did you see idiot momma wearing her coat inside? Yuh, because she is LAZY and forgets to take it off and what about her hair? Oh the horror.
Now normally Sunday is the housework day, but since we have guests coming on Thursday for the big gorge fest, momma decided to kick back and just enjoy hanging out with us and leave the dirties until Wednesday. Sounds like a plan to me.
First the Pea had his woodland walkie and Momma says, "NO MORE WOODS WALKING UNTIL IT SNOWS!" Cause she totally was pulling ticks off the little dude even though he uses the Frontline. Ew!
What? Does he think he is a pointer or something?
Now, let me tell you something about my walkies. I used to think that I only had to be a good doggie at school and let me tell you I am a most excellent student.
But funny thing is, I am kind of getting in the habit of being a good boy whenever my leash is on. So sure, I still feel the need to yell at joggers who run too fast or weird neighbors, but I am getting more and more relaxed.
Look at this! I am so far from home you can't even see my estate!
A Mango sized tree for some peemail, yuh!
And check this out! I went all the way across the scary turnpike bridge! Wow!
Friends, it is with a heavy heart that I must encourage you to boycott the Trader Joe's groceries. Yes, I know they have tons on nommy foodables, but it appears they have gotten on the bandwagon for black market Mango based products. Alert reader, Khyra, sent me these actual photos from a recent trip to said establishment.
Things are still kind of busy here at the estate what with momma trying to get all her work place stuff done AND get ready for the Thanksgiving, so bear with me if I am not my usual witty and blog reading self.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. I am going back to the special vet this week so I made a movie for her to watch how I run. If you want to see it too, just click here.