Thursday, December 2, 2010

Jed and Abby (and Pretty Girl) REVEALED! (and more "Mango" products)


Any other doggies out there get comments from the mysterious Jed and Abby from Merryland? Well, I do, and I'm thinking, "Hey, Jed and Abby, where is your bloggy? How do I even know you are actual doggies and not some wily human (gasp) pretending to be a doggie?"

Super sleuth and inquisitive chap that I am, I set my large and figuring things out brain to the task and was able to track them down to their actual estate in Merryland and capture some syrup tissues photos.

Turns out they really are doggies (phew) and rather nice ones at that, so without further ado here we go.

Meet Abby! A lovely little gal with her own luxury bed. Do I detect mini-jowls? Yes, she can do wee little ladylike slobbers. Nommy.




And here is Jed in all his glory. Apparently checking the crap top bag for his humans or just attempting to look adorable in the hopes of getting a cookie. Abby is doing her best to discourage group photos.





Jed has been exchanging a lot of peemails of late with PeeWee regarding the cone of shame. He seems to prefer the plain plastic ones. To be honest, just looking at this digitals put me on full alert. Those clear cones FREAK ME OUT! Dude! Like direct teleportation devices to alienville.




I'm glad the Pea opted for a color coordinated black comfy cone. Nevertheless, he does glow in the dark which can be off putting (labrafans need not worry, his boo boo is quite healed but he needs to wear the cone so as not to scratch the little labrascabs).





Jed and Abby appear to be rough and tumble dogs. I believe there is an actual stuffie somewhere in this photo.





So I'm thinking, "well, that was nice and I am glad to know what they look like, and now I will start my Mango day" when I saw THIS!

Huh? Who can THAT be?












Turns out Jed and Abby have been hiding a totally hot sissy in their midst.

Check it out. Her name is Pretty Girl, oh yeah, and she is quite talented. See? Here she is gardening.








Oh and the muscle butt floofy tail! Be still my heart.

Gosh, does she know Honey and Leroy?






All done up like a pressie just for my large and loving the ladies self.

Oh Pretty Girl! Yes indeed.







I sure hope they get over their computer issues already and get to blogging. Well, I hope that Pretty Girl does anyway.

So if you get comments from Jed and Abby in Merryland, now you know who they are.

Right, on to other disturbing items.

The reports of false Mango products continue to pour in from across the globe.

This just in from Miss Opy herself. All the way in the land of Oz. I suspect this one contains black market Mango slobbers which we all know are great for coat conditioning. Just look at how shiny PeeWee's furs are.






Stranger still, a photo sent from an iPhone thingie with a most curious message;

Hello. My wife Leora and I are avid readers of the Mango blogie thing. My wife was out shopping in Berlington Mass and saw these at a gas station. Has The Mango decided to branch out into the licorice business? We would find that rather tasty! Thanks!











Huh? Did you forget what I looked like already? I would have too with all those photos of dogs who are not me and confusing products to weed through.

Now do you remember?



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

58 comments:

Homer said...

Ah ha... this is Jed and Abby. It's so nice to meet them.

Well done Mango! Thanks for sharing.

Love,
Homer

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Well done, Mango! Add sluething to your relentlessly huuuuuge list of talents! I can't believe they were hiding that beautiful and large Pretty Girl!

We have totally abstained form any and all Mango containing products. It's not a matter of principal, I'm sorry to say. The thought of ingesting or being being slathered in drool weirds us out!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great job, Mango. We too have met Jeb and Abby via e-mail, but this is our first glimpse of them in the furs. And we did NOT know about Pretty Girl. They definitely need to start a blog. Thanks for all the great photos.

Phantom sends his sympathy to Pee Wee - he is all too familiar with that same cone:(

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Wild Dingo said...

Ah yes, we luvs us the Jed and Abby...That Jed sure is a cutie pie. Juno has a little crush i believe...

And pretty girl? oh my...they do need a blog!

I found some Mango Art in Bern the other day. photo is on the way big guy!

Mack said...

I think the Mango Man has the hots (BAD) for the Pretty Girl. I think you two would really make a lovely couple-just don't roll over on her.
We love the pic with the two mangoes!

Roo said...

You are a pawsome detective Mango :)

Thanks for trackin the Merryland band down for us. And well, since you found them, I'll hold back on Pretty Girl and give you first crack ;) Don't dilly dally now ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: I wasn't suppose to tell you but... Mom eats Mango yogurt! Yep. Busted Mom!

The Paw Relations said...

Goodness Mango, is it love?

KB said...

Thank you for the insight into Jeb and Abby. I get the nicest comments and emails from them... and I keep going to look for a blog but there isn't one. I'm so glad that I can visualize them now!

And, Mango, I shall never forget what you look like!

Tucker said...

Good Detective work Mango. I do believe I have received a comment or two from them. Abbey looks like my kinda dog - hanging on the couch!

woof - Tucker

jen said...

Thanks for introducing us to your friends! We look forward to meeting them!

Holy moly..how did Leroy get there?? He must of snuck out of the house while I was sleeping:)

Corbin said...

So glad you tracked down Jed and Abby! I enjoy their comments!
-Corbin

Priscilla said...

Your friends are cute and funny! Pretty Girl is definitely a beauty, she is wearing a necklace with a pendant too! What a pretty pretty girl!!!

I was shocked one day when my mom's lady friends came over and used our blender to make MANGO LASSI. Everybody said it was good!!! I almost fainted!!!

Raymond and Busby said...

Wow, what an information-filled post today,Mango. We had seen Jed and Abby's comments on your blog, so we are glad to know they are real dogs and not weird humans.

ps-are you going to eat that apple?

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh yes, we have been getting nice comments from Jed and Abby too, and tried to find their blog. So thanks for filling us in Mango. What handsome dogs they are.
As for that Mango liquorice, too weird!!
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

rottrover said...

Hi Jed and Abby and Pretty Girl! Nice to meet You -- the OTHER frequently commenting, non-blogging doggies! Leave it to the RH to sleuth you out! I hope you take the plunge soon! We always like reading what you have to say :-)

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby von Weiler

Mango Man, is that slobber on your dog bed? Is that from looking at those Pretty Girl pictures?

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Leave it to Mango PI to khrakhkah the khode on Jed and Abby -

As fur Pretty Girl, wow is khorrekht -

But after the latest pikhs of woo and Norwood...

I'm just sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Maybe woo need to start a khlub with official membership khards and dekhoder rings fur all that find mango produkhts and submit 'em to woo!

Gus said...

Ersatz Mango! what is this world coming to?


gussie

Zona said...

Thanks for introducing us to your furends, Mango!!

I hope you get lots of green papers for noms for all of these Mango slobber products!

Wags,
Zona

Black Labs and Lilly said...

Dear LabraDude Dexter,

I was forced to endure the comfy cone for 10 whole days after my big operation to fix my leggies. I thought I would get out of being a cone head when it almost wouldn't fit around my super strong and thick neck! Instead, a larger comfy cone was brought home for me.

Chin up Bud!

Mr. Magoo

Ms. ~K said...

Mango, You know how to "sniff out" the ladies don't you...even if you have to pretend like you're interested in the brothers first!

So happy Dexter is improving, and hoping the cone can be removed soon. We miss seeing his entire handsome Labraface!

BTW, did you eat the pomegranate or just play with it?

Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy

Jake of Florida said...

We are totally in awe of your sleuthing skills -- but now are feeling somewhat saddened to know that we have never been contacted by Jed and Abby, not to mention Pretty Girl.

As for the purloined mango products -- as you can imagine here in South Flori-duh, mangos grow on trees and it is very hard to avoid them. We have, however, taken a sacred oath never to indulge in the blasphemous fruit!!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

mayziegal said...

YIPPPEEEE! I just LUVS Jed and Abby (Jed's a Sooner fan like me, you know) but I, too, was a little nervous that maybe they were just humans trying to pull a fast one on me. I'm sooooo happy you gots those syrup tissues photos. They are both very much fine looking dogs, for sure. And I can totally see why Pretty Girl is making the Mango's heart flutter. She's Most Floofy!

I am also very much disturbed by the Mango Madness that seems to have gripped the nation. When will it stop??

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Benny and Lily said...

Thank goodness Mango for the excellent detective work. We thought gor sure we needed to call in the FBI. You know some humans sure could pose as doggies
Benny & Lily

ronniisramblings said...

YAY Mango Dude mee iz so happy yoo showed mee what da Jed n Abby arr lookin likes dey be most gaw-juss indeed. Sooper detect-a-magizin Mr Mango Dude. Mee so happy Pee Wee gettin better conez be no funz at all an way scari.
Pretty Girl iz most beeyooteous mee agree wivs yoo
Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxx

Two Pitties in the City said...

I love your new friends; and Pretty Girl is so unique-looking! And who is getting the royaltys for all these Mango products?

Elyse said...

Pretty Girl sure is a, umm, pretty girl! Those Mango products are ridiculous...does a little piece of your soul die every time someone buys and uses one of these products?

Elyse and Riley

twobarkingdogs said...

Hey MangoMan! Thanks for putting on your P.I. hat and sleuthing the truth about Jed and Abby! We like it when they visit our blog, too.
If you want to make fun of some labradogs, please stop by, and laugh at our latest photos. But, be kind, Cosmo's feelings are still hurting over the latest photo shoot. Your friend, Clover

MAXMOM IN SA said...

Hey there Mango buddy....

Those friends of yours sure look great. Let's hope they start their own bloggie soon - so that we can see all their adventures.

Oh by the way I saw something quite extraordinary today - a "Mini Cooper";a red one and guess what....It's personalised number plate read: "PEE-WEE"!!!

I couldn't believe my sweet puppy eyes! Has your brother emigrated perhaps? Geesh, Mom is so sorry she didn't have her camera. (Okay, she did have her camera, but she was driving)
Can you imagine....Pee-Wee with his own personalised Labra-mobile????!
Lotsalicks
TOBY IN SOUTH AFRICA

Lois Lane/Laney said...

They certainly are cute pups! I hope they are able to start blogging as well!

Marjie said...

Mango! We had a comment from Jed and Abby! We especially liked their book choices: "They all taste the same!" Thanks for doing the Sherlock Holmes thing, in honor of our English heritage, of course, and sleuthing out who they are.

Hey! Since you were such a great Sherlock, do you think they'll do a remake of that rather lame Robert Downey effort from last year? You would totally rock the lead, dude!

Drools,
Thor

Oskar said...

How cool, we love Jed & Abby. Pretty girl is quite lovely.

I think I wouldn't want Mango based shampoo, I'll take the real thing any day!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Martha and Bailey said...

Well Mango, we have indeed had comments from Jed and Abby.
Like you we wanted to know who they were so we emailed!
We got a lovely reply and were satisfied they were lovely doggies.
We can't tell you how pleased we are that you have gone one better and have pics too!
Well done you!
You do have an eye for the ladies Mango - we confess to feeling quite jealous of Pretty Lady but we expect her gardening falls short of our basset standards...!!!
As for Mango products - we know how careful you have to be to keep on top of these products marketing on the back of your famous self.
Still liquorice sounds very tasty.....!
love
Martha and Bailey xxxx

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We are just SOOO flattered that you actually posted our photos on your blog! Thank you, Mango. Given mama's lack of technological skills, it's looking less and less likely that we're going to get a photo Christmas card done before, oh, next Easter. Just to clarify, though, Pretty Girl is our cousin. She lives with mama's sister in southeast Virginia. So we visit often, but she doesn't actually live with us. Pretty Girl has 3 cats, which we're not allowed to have because Abby considers cats to be prey. A serious character flaw, but mama assures us it is entirely genetic so not really her fault.

We noted that both of the counterfeit Mango products in today's post originate in Australia. Hmmm... may have to engage Miss Honey to track down the miscreants and take them to court so you at least get your royalties. Perhaps all such products should be required to carry the "Mango with mango" photo as a small seal to show they have paid you the royaltes owed, being as how they are profiting from your worldwide fan base?

Glad to know PeeWee is healing nicely. Jed knows just how much PeeWee is looking forward to ditching that Cone. Actually, he's probably looking forward to chewing it into hundreds of pieces so it can never be used again. That would certainly be Jed's attitude.

Thanks again for including us!

Jed & Abby [and Pretty Girl, who left for her home today]

Honey the Great Dane said...

Ooh, Mango - what brilliant detective work! Yes, I've known Jed & Abby for a long time (their human has had Danes all her life before them and knows tons about us) but never knew what they looked like! And Pretty Girl sure is pretty! :-) I have to say I did do a double-take, though - I almost thought that was me in the picture with her! (well, before I turned all grey!)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hellos big me's!!

It's yous slightly(not by much)smaller self's

We's get comments from Jed and abby too's..

dat's nice posty yous did for 'dems..

Now, dis Mango Product stuffs is most disturbing.. me agrees..
Since me is yous Mini me will try to helps wit ridding 'da worlds of Mango products...
(as we speaks... Daddy man has someting in 'da freezer me must bring into light)
me get back to yous...

Yous twinner,
Anakin Man

doyle and mollie said...

arf arf arf we loves you just the way you are - loves and licks xxx

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

Wow, Jed and Abby must be quite the special dogs to get their own post. I hope they'll hop on the blog-wagon soon.

Those Mango products have Engrish on them. Maybe a Japanese person is writing the text, even though they are Australian products. Fruits, with the "s" at the end? Gentle-PURE? Soft Eating? What the heck?!

brooke said...

Good job Mango! We always get the best comments from them and Ive always wondered who they were. Pretty Girl sure is pretty indeed!

houndstooth said...

Thank you, Mango! I have hunted and hunted for who left those comments on my blog! I can sleep better at night now. I can see why you're smitten with Pretty Girl!

All this Mangoness out in the world is starting to get creepy!

Bunny

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

The Heelers are a bit concerned about those Mango soft liquorice rolls, they look strangely like something the cats left in the backyard last night ........... LOL

3 Heelers Wild ....

the booker man said...

mango,

nice work, dude! i know jed 'n abby from their comments, but i had nevarrr seen them in the furs before! woofin' of furs, i like how theirs match. oh, and pretty girl sure is a pretty girl. i think you two would make a cutesies couple...just go easy on her! teehee.
scandalous thingies are apaw in that australia place! they've got a mango black market! egads!!

*woof*
the booker man

Lorenza said...

Mango!
Pawesome investigative job!
It is very nice to meet them!
They are great!
I hope they will have a blog soon!
More Mango products! Hmmm...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

So how did you find Jed and Abby? I wouldn't have thought your slow moving brain to be capable of that difficult sleuthing....

As for the Mango shampoo with your COCO NUTS...I'll pass...sheesch.

I have shared some of that Mango licorice with Mumsie...it was fabbers...makes great smoothies...

Kisses,

Beast

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Scandalous! All these counterfeit Mango products. You need a lawyer dude!

Holly and Khady said...

You are a super sleuth Mango! Way to find out the truth about Jed and Abby!

They look like very nice puppers!

I hope you have a good attorney so you can get royalties for all those companies using your name!

Holly

rottrover said...

We think the Mango looks for his girls in the "Big 'n beautiful department :-)

Carol from Down Under said...

Oh Mango, thanks for the detective work. I was wondering what Jed and Abby looked like and now I know. As for the Mango products. They do seem to be everywhere. Like I said, keep Dexter watching your back. Also check the scales. How much do you weigh now? No worries, Carol x

Maggie and Mitch said...

You are a great Sherlock, Mango, and believe it or not, we can picture you in the hat with the pipe clenched inbetween your toofies! Nice work!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

rescuedinsanity.com said...

Well, thanks for solving that mystery! Mango saves the day again. :-)

I don't know what I would do without you to make me laugh, Mango. You stay healthy, okay?

Aniemother said...

Great and informative post, Mango. I can also assure you that my Mom frequently giggles at the Mango flavored items, although she sometimes refrains from taking their pictures.

Snores,
B

Sierra Rose said...

Thanks for introducing us to the new furpals!!! Very cool.
And, wow! Mango mango everywhere :)

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Jed and Abby look like some real scrappers.. We can see why you are drooling over Pretty Girl she is so beautiful..
Oh Mom and I went to stay with Uncle Bill in Austin this week.. We are back now...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

dewdana said...

I have gotten a few comments from them which is a lot since I never seem to post anymore, It is delightful to meet them! Pretty Girl is definitely a looker!
I thinhk you should set up a blogger tab for all the things that have been found with your mangoness in them. I still think of you when I go by the 'Mango Way' Apartments.

Frankie Furter said...

Hey Mango.. you need to go into the detective line. Grrrreat work. They have left some VERY much NICE comments on my blog and I tried to find them to say thanks fur sayin neat stuff... butt could not find them.
The OP Pack and I have also been getting super comments from Amber DeWeenie and I finally just left a note fur HER at the end of my blog saying I wanted to say Thanky Hanky and all.
I just LOVE these folks who come to visit and just want to enjoy some quality time in Blogville.
Butt the bestest pawt of all this is that you are feelin like doin some sluthin. THAT is grrrreat.

Mr Koda MD said...

'Lo Mango RH Licorice Fruityjuice yada yada yada...

Boy you have been busy! How long did it take you to paw this post?? How many naps did you have during the said pawing?

PHEW!

Ma would like to know if Mango Suds would get rid of the Kodaslobbers on the edge of the sofa? Jowls you say...

Great new friend! Trust you to pick out the hotties!

And BTW, was Dexter in the photo with his cone? Near on invisible for these tired Labraeyes... SNORE!

El'bow and Hauwii said...

that a weird looking mango?
it doesnt have furr

Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

The Thuglets said...

Mango Secret Agent! Another mystery solved.

Thank you for intorducing us to Abby & Jed not forgetting Pretty Girl.

Mango shampoo now that sounds interesting.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Pippa said...

Thanks for that, I was just sleuthing around myself to find their blog -what blog!!! - but you have saved me the effort.
Didn't want to churlishly ignore them when they had commented on mine. OK, so maybe I was a bit slow off the mark, but hey got somewhere in the end.
Pippa