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News reports of illicit Mango products have been coming in from around the globe and I want to thank my alert readers for keeping me up to date. Frankly, it is amazing that there is any Mango left given that bits of me have been stolen and hidden in foodables and other stuffs with reckless abandon.
Now, I fear that in my haste to collect these damning photos I have lost their source and so must apologize for not including the whatchyercall attributions, but thanks to pals that sent them in. You know who you are.
First up, Mango yoghurt. I can tell this is not local given the extra letter in the word yogurt. Yuh for sure. What the heck are probiotics anyway? They aren't in my spell checker.
The Mango Salon? No way! Everybody knows the ONLY place Mango will go is here for a restful spa day, thank you very much.
OK, I know where this one came from... none other than MFT herself, Khyra. No, not Mango at all, but an entire location in Kentucky dedicated to the PeeWee. How come he gets a destination and not little edible bits of his black labraself?
I think I know how they make that Mango slush. Hehehe.
A Mango Berries kitteh hide-a-way. Those aren't berries if you please.
This one is just awful. Primarily because the DOH actually went out and bought some to use in the washy machine. The Gain Mango Tango. Does it remove slobbers or add them?
That Amazon place is the worst. A Mango collar in a tasteful color, but clearly not for real as it only fits necks up to 26". Every body knows a real Mango collar must be 30" lest I lose the blood to my brains.
Oh no! Not Mango, but Jo Jo's from that evil Trader Joe's place. Now precious Miss Josie is being distilled into noms for the humans.
Check out this entire store of alleged Mango endorsed products at Amazon. Are you freakin kidding me? The prices! Where is my cut?
But the worst is THIS! Called a mango splitter. Friends, the images that I can see are cause for nightmares. My Mango-ness!
So please, just say NO to Mango products.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!