Friday, February 18, 2011

Amazing New Kitchen Appliance

Momma has been talking about getting a new refrigerator for over two years now. Blah, blah, blah, talk, talk, talk. It seems our current cold box does not close properly all the time and it makes disturbing sounds, but rather than euthanize it, she is waiting for it to die of natural causes. Most likely an event that will transpire on the hottest day of the summer and all our foodables will become instantly liquefied.


I, Mango, continue my quest to convince her to put the poor appliance out of its misery and invest in an upgrade with great haste.

I am particularly motivated after alert readers, Nordork and TM (OK it was actually one or the other but I get confused sometimes) pointed out this mastiff friendly model.

I WANT!







Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Check out my sidebar. I finally picked up our official badge. That's right, PeeWee and I are Secretaries of Physical Education and Mentals Stimulation for Blogville! Woo hoo! Thanks Frankie and Richie.


42 comments:

ronniisramblings said...

WOW dat m
be one clever mastiff to drinks from da fridgerator, wee don't get fridgerators wivs drinky fings on dem so much here in da Yoo-Kay worse lucks mee would likes one ovs dem too. Yoo has good taste Mango

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

Cinnamon said...

I am sure Mint will love that type of fridge - nearly endless supply of water, as he is a heavy drinker (of water). But there is a problem. The nozle seemes to be located too high for him to drink directly from it!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think a fakht finding mission to the lokhal appliance provider is khalled fur -

Imagine testing the proper fit!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sewmouse said...

Mischa, the feline owner of one of my 2-legged slave's friends figured out how to work the water cooling machine in the kitchen. The evil slave tried flipping the lever around, but Mischa got past that chicanery as well.

Now the slave has put something called a "child-proof lock" on the water cooling machine. Mischa is working on it.


Kili Cat

The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

I think you could even teach PeeWee to do that too - it would sure save your Mama a lot of work - no more water bowls to fill.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

Jen said...

Ohhh, don't share Dexter that one, he'll want to share!! And, Sophie will be so jealous of it too!! Hmm, on the other hand, less water bowls to fill right?? Maybe it is a good idea! :)

Jen and the BDC

Maggie Mae said...

Mango,

You deserve to have a refrigerator likes dat one! Paws is crossed dat you gets it sooner den later!

Happy Friday my furiends!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Frankie Furter said...

I know what you can do... Pee on the fridge and your momma will think bad stuffs is leakin out of it. POOF.. instant new fridge!!

Levi Mac said...

Pip said he likes to pee on the fridge- maybe he can show you how to do it right, then your mom has to get a new one!

Good luck :)

Priscilla said...

As you hold such a big post as a secretary of P.E and Mental Stimulation, a decent, fresh water supplier fridge like what the mastiff has is what you need the most from now on.
Tell your mom not to make any more excuses but to get you and Dexter a new fridge.

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

I think you should have your very own refridgerator if you insist on the mastiff model.

Don't worry about water for me, when we come to visit. I'll bring my own!

Happy tails!
Stumpy and me

Wild Dingo said...

I'm with you Mango...that's a perfect fridge. If I come over tho, I think I'll stick to bottled bubble water, K? no reason. nope. no reason at all...

Channon said...

Love the badge, but I'm glad I read your blog alone this morning, or Sissy would already be trying to use our water dispenser...

jen said...

That fridge is perfect for you Mango! Keep working on your Mom, sounds like she is almost there:)

The Boston Lady said...

Mango, we have such an appliance and after seeing that I am glad my canines are short-legged and that human teens no longer reside with me. You've got to get one!!! Ann TBL

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

That fridge looks wonderful! I think I will try to convince Mom to get one....now to try to make her place a stool nearby

Corbin said...

Now, that's my kind of fridge! I wonder if there's a magic button for treats too???
-Corbin

3 doxies said...

Yea, I'll stick to my beer when I come overs.
Not sures what was funnier, da dog drinkin' or da peeps laughing and sayin' how GROSS and continuing to record...hehehehe. Sounds likes sumptin my mum would do.

Puddles
PS: Looooves your badg!

Elyse and Riley said...

Wow, that was one clever Mastiff-dude! It is a little gross to be drinking out of the same water spout as a dog though...I mean, you dogs lick your butts and some of you even eat poop...!

But, I let Riley kiss me on the lips all the time so I guess it's really no different.

Congrats on you and Dexter's esteemed titles!

Elyse (and Riley)

pam said...

WE thinks that is the very least yer Momma can do fer you! And automatic ice dispensary too! (pity the poor human that has to go after ya though!)

Bobo and Meja

Amber DaWeenie said...

Ooooo...Nice Badge!

I tink you better go shoppin' wit your Mom and make sure you gets dat kind of fridge. You'll never have an empty water bowl again...you can jus' slobbers all over da fridge!

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, this is really funny! BOL BWAR HAR I like Frankie's idea to pee on it and hope for a new one. Gotta get this model for sure. That dog has one RH sized thirst...hope they let him out to pee right away or they'll have a peed on fridge too!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Benny and Lily said...

We can not believe she us letting it suffer!
Benny & Lily

violett said...

The ideal refrigerator Mango!
I will learn. Just wondering will prevent the stupid Hoover. He always wants to do just that. I want the water. He can have the ice cubes
A funny video. We laughed a lot.
Lots of love
Mischka

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

Wow, that's some smart Mastiff!
Rudy has found out that our freezer will "drop" ice cubs every now and again... so Rudy will sit by the freezer, waiting for one :)

I think Liberty wants her water like this!

Rudy's Raiser

brooke said...

HAHAHAAH! What a smart doggie! But how gross! I'd never drink water from their fridge!

Deetz said...

Mango Man and Dexter...I am back!
Man did I miss you guys..I hear the seizure monster visited some time back...You are always in my thoughts my friend
Deetzy

Texas The Doxie said...

Do they make those in Dachshunds Sizes???

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We have one of those magic boxes here, Mango. BUT we always here the magic NO NO word when we go near it. Any suggestions?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

houndstooth said...

Now that's what I call service! I think we need one of those at our house!

Bunny

Marjie said...

Here and Momma thought the problem would be the 2 footed kids making messes with the water and ice dispenser. But, hey, tell your Momma that my new cold box with the freezer downstairs has the ice cube holder right at mastiff level. Mean Momma frowns upon me helping myself when others are helping themselves, so I have to howl for my frozen diet confections.

Drools,
Thor

Carol from Down Under said...

Hi Mango That was a good video. I wonder how many visitors have a drink without knowing about the mastiff sharing the water. Ha ha. No worries, love Carol.

Maggie and Mitch said...

That's the perfect frig for you, Mango! We hope your momma decides to get it soon!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hello Darling...we are in withdrawl from the Minster...we can't beleive it's over....

That video of that Mastiff drinkin' is hilarious...just charge it, dear...

I'm so glad you came to the Camelot Pawty...but this VEN TRILLO QUIST act your are doing with me as a puppet is getting very tiring. STOP MAKING ME TALK AND SAY STOOPID THINGS.

Kisses...

Beast

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

First, beautiful badge, as always from Richie & Ronii. We noticed it yesterday and in a poop-induced haze we neglected to comment on it or congratulate you. So, congratulations on your new Cabinet post and what a gorgeous badge! We think it's time Richie & Ronii had their own badges as the official Heralds of Blogville.

Second, good luck getting the Mastiff-fridge! Looks like a perfect fit. Suggest to Mango Momma to stick with a white one; the stainless steel ones really show the nose prints. :)

Jed & Abby

KB said...

OMD, Mango, you've gotta get one of those. That is hysterical.

Our dog, R, has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and one of his main obsessions is drinking water by the gallon. Can you imagine if he had free access like that? We'd have a pool of pee taking over our house.

Jazzi said...

Awww...that is pretty snazzi!!It was so kind of them to get that with a drink dispenser just fur you Mango!!

wags
Jazzi

Carrie and Waffle said...

get one! Our friend Tamika, figured out how to work the ice lever and when the peeps were gone, she would give all of us pups a little happy hour ice treat! The peeps had to block off the fridge to keep her out of the ice.
licks
Waffle

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Hi Mango,
My Mommy replaced our old refridge recently, and she went to the scratch and dent place. She bought a 900$ model for 500$, and it even matched the color of the other kitchen machines.
Sally Ann

Lorenza said...

For some reason I could not watch the video yesterday! Hmmm...
but today I could and I guess it would be pawesome to have one of those fridges!
I wonder if the makers can produce one that has that serve-yourself-your-water at the lower part of it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

ocmist said...

We noticed that cool badge right off the bat! Congrats on that!

Mmmm... If Grammy got a fridge like that, we would have to start learning how to make a corgi pyramid to drink out of it. Bet that would win some YouTube prizes! The CCC

Honey the Great Dane said...

Ooh, my human is squealing about how GROSS that is - imagine all the slobber sticking to the fridge - and the humans actually drink from that too??