My buddy, Corbin, is hosting a contest wherein which he challenged his pals to show him a good time and the best entry will win fabulous prizes!
Prizes! I am so there.
I thought, what better time for a couple of handsome dudes such as ourselves than a romantic double date right here in beautiful Boston Master Chew Sits.
Corbin chose the lovely Miss Maggie to be his date. Now we all know that I, Mango, had lots of gals to choose from, but I wanted to select one of my less, er, how shall we say, crazy girlfriends.
With that criteria, I issued an invitation to the lovely Miss Kylie and was pleased as could be when she accepted.
Computer literate chap that I am, I quickly googled Romantic Restaurants in Boston and came up with this exotic destination right in Charlie Town.
Let me tell you, that place sure lived up to its reputation.
Comfy couches for lounging on whilst enjoying fabulous raw meaty bones and chugging Sam Adams Boston brew. I believe everybody was feeling quite satisfied.
I even provided for entertainments.
Oh dear, it seems the ladies are less than pleased. No worries. This date is all about Corbin and he is having a GREAT time. Oh yeah!
Friends, I know what you are thinking, "That Mango is so amazing. The ladies are most pleased to be out with him. Nothing could go wrong now."
Sadly, you would be incorrect...
Loyal readers know that I, Mango, have but one character flaw. That, dear fans, is my propensity to put boxer dog heads in my large and needing to chew on something mouth.
I know, I know, it is a compulsion which is not attractive, but I cannot help myself.
Thus, finding myself seated in such relentless proximity to the charming, yet still a boxer, Maggie Mae, well, I HAD TO DO IT!
Immediately upon which we were asked to remove ourselves from the premises.
Time for plan B!
Now for reasons which had heretofore been a mystery to me, typing Boston Romantic Spots into your google reader will almost always pop up the New England Aquarium. The way I figured, either it was a genuine destination or those aquarium guys are most clever about keyword searches.
Either way, it was worth a shot and damn if it didn't produce the desire result.
I had even arranged for a swim in the giant fish tank. I know how much you ladies like communing with other species.
Ruh roh. Well, this certainly made me feel vindicated to realize that I was not the only one with a boxer head obsession. However, I was alarmed to discover that the sight of the hapless Maggie once again beheaded by a relentlessly huge beast was not scoring me any points with Miss Kylie.
Who knew Corbin was so brave? Corbin to the rescue!
Or perhaps the groper fish just didn't like the taste of boxer.
Whatever, the Mango is nothing if not opportunistic and both Miss Maggie and Miss Kylie were softened by Corbin's act of heroism as well as the rush of adrenalines coincidental with near death experiences.
Make haste to our final destination before the glow wears off!
There you go, Corbin. Hope you enjoyed yourself.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!