Friday, February 25, 2011

Frustrating Friday

Housework day really puts a cramp in my meditations.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. I am growing concerned over the fact that my invitation to Prince William's wedding has not yet arrived. Of course given that momma only checks my PO box about once every 87 years, it could be languishing there right now. But if any alert readers have received theirs and are looking for a date, well, the Mango is available. I am going to check my Amazon to see if they have registered yet. Methinks a gas grill is always a welcome gift or maybe just a blender if I don't get my invitation soon.


Winterdark said...

A toaster might be better Mango. Remember, I gave my Mom a toaster and she LOVED it.

Hope you can stretch out real soon.


Pei-Ess I'd get them a toaster, but they asked Canadians not to get them anything.

Bouncing Bertie said...

I would so love you to attend Prince William's wedding. I would particularly enjoy seeing Charles' and Camilla's faces when you slobbered in their champagne and released one of your magnificent Mango farts just as Kate says 'I do'.
Someone, please, give this boy a ticket!
Toodle pip!
Bertie, who is a staunch republican (in the anti-royal sense, not the Sarah Palin sense, of course...)

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe a set of tea khups with your RH self on them?

PeeEssWoo: I'm sure The Beastie will get one - if not, she'll khrash the pawty so maybe she'll let woo go along!

Ludo van Doggy said...

Look at you all crammed in the hallway there! Outrageous!
I is expecting my invitation any day. Since I live in the same country as them I think mine will get here first and then I'll let you know to expect yours. Barring that I'll settle for going to Zara's wedding instead.
~lickies, Ludo

Jen said...

Oh goodness, NO MORE HOUSEWORK! Right???

And, of course you should be getting your invitation! If it doesn't arrive, of course, it MUST be a mistake!! Will PeeWee be able to go?!? I think you both need dates for the event, yes?? Oh, and Murphy thinks a Panini Grill might be a lovely gift, LOL

Jen and the Black Dog Crew

Mack said...

No worries - I'm sure when momma checks your mail box, it'll be there!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

How bouts a big box of steaks? Den if your invite doesn't shows up, you can eat 'em yourself! Yeah, dat be a good idea!

Gus said...

My pawrents have some wedding presents still in the original boxes that they would be willing to ship with your name on the packages.

Of course, they are 40 years old, but that qualifies as Auntie Que soon.


Maggie Mae said...


Mom and me is still waitin' fur our invitation to da wedding too, very frustratin' indeed! ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Wild Dingo said...

Dyson's are always welcomed as a gift... especially since it's made by a Brit!

As for the invite... well, i wouldn't be surprised if they are cheapin' out and limiting their guest list to about 87,000. So don't be upset if you (or we) don't make the cut. that's a pretty small list size.

jen said...

Housework day cramps my style too! I'd rather take a nap!
I am sure your invitation is on its way! The save the best invites for last:)

Levi Mac said...

Oh dude! Your invitation is coming...I just know it is. I mean, I got mine :)

And I think a grill is the best idea. See Dad loves his-uses every night, and I get to lick up the drippings!

Priscilla said...

Nah, you don't need the invite??? You could just walk in and sit beside Prince Charles. I'm sure Camilla would be more than happy to share her seat with you.
I think a food processor is fancier!!!

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

I dunno, Mango. You're looking pretty comfy! That looks like a fine place to be while the housework is being done!

Stumpy doesn't want to go to the wedding...something about a quarentine!

Happy tails!
Stumpy and her bean

Frankie Furter said...

Don't worry... they just got mailed out... and it takes LONGER to cross the Pond! I am sure that yours is on the way.
They will LOVE a MangoGAS grill.

Amber-Mae said...

Cheesus Mango, you don't look too shabby in that picture...

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Of course I'm gonna get an hasn't come yet...

And I'M getting them the blender...leave your mits off of it!!!

As for your post office box, I acutally found you a pressie that I need to send...will let you know when it actually gets mailed.


Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

I do believe that I have been blacklisted from the wedding due to my Mother's craziness over Prince Harry, honestly watching it with her on TV is going to be bad enough. I'm going to have to bring out the straight jacket so that she doesn't fling herself at his pictures and break my TV.

Channon said...

Dear Mango -

Our invitation isn't here either. I think the fact that Gretchen's birth parents are Irish probably had something to do with it. Maybe they're illegal immigrants or something?

Watching the mailbox anyway...


Ms. ~K said...

Such disrespect on cleaning days should not be tolerated!
You look like The Princess and the Pea (no, not your Pea)
on that pile of beds!

rottrover said...

Mango, that is the perfect bed! Ask the DOH to just go around! They don't need that hallway.

As fur the wedding. We like Amber's idea of the box o' steaks. Bring 'em over -- we just got gas for the grill!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Oskar said...

Oh my mom person is all jazzed up about this fancedy wedding. I hope your invite comes soon!

Nubbin wiggles,

Marjie said...

I didn't get my invitation yet, either. Hows about we split a "Magic Bullet" for them (Momma and her infomercials - she doesn't even buy anything!) if our invites don't arrive?

And tell your Momma to get on expanding that hallway, so you have a proper place to hide from the Hoover machine.


Sue said...

We hate housework, too, but not to worry, so does our Mom.

We think the Williams are ignoring us because we're Portuguese. We'll just have to keep that wonderful box of treats we were going to send.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Corbin said...

If your invite doesn't arrive, I think you should send some Mango "droppings" as your gift... That'll show them.

Asta said...

It wouldn't be a wedding wifout youw gwand and slobbewy pwesence..I'm still waiting fow my invitations too.
I wish you hadn't mentioned hose cleaning, now mommi is getting ideas
smoochie kisses

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Well, Mango, if the Momma had to squish you into that corner, at least you got some soft things to rest your weary self on. If you get that invitation, can we come with you - we will even spring for the gift?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

tula said...

oh mangorella, woo'll surely be asked to the ball as long as your wicked mean doh and step brudder pea don't get in the way.


Kari in WeHo said...

You sure don't look happy :(


Carol from Down Under said...

Housework? Ha. Just do as little as possible. Mango, why don't you arrange a wedding for yourself instead. Only problem is that with all your female admirers, you could get in deep er, trouble, choosing only one. On the other hand, you would be the one getting lots of pressies. No worries, love Carol.

Sagira said...

I am sure that your invite will be arriving in no time at all.

houndstooth said...

I haven't received my invitation yet, either, and I'm shocked! I may just send them some of Lilac's patented poo in the shoe as a gift if I don't get my invitation.


Tucker said...

What evers you do don't send them any Tea from Boston.

woof - Tucker

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

The only wedding we're likely to get invited to is another virtual Blogville one. Anyone up for following Frankie, Penny and Ruby's example? Except this time, one wife and two husbands. Maggie Mae is constantly surrounded by hunky males :) As a part-Boxer, Abby volunteers to be a bridesmaid.
Or manage the guest book that the guests sign, or be the flower girl. Whatever. She'll even get one of those online preacher's licenses, if that's what it takes. She's flexible.

Good to see you guarding the bedding, RH, so the DOH doesn't make off with it.

Jed & Abby the Bridesmaid wannabe

Anonymous said...

Poor Mango. Stuffed like a sardine in that teeny tiny hallway. Very sad.

We haven't got our invitation yet either. But I'm sure it's coming just any day. I was thinking about getting them a couple of nice knuckle bones. I mean, who doesn't like knuckle bones?

Wiggles & Wags,

KB said...

We got our invitation so yours is definitely arriving soon.

I think that you should get the Prince a keg of beer for the reception. I'm sure that his parents are going to make a very hoity-toity affair with only champagne and other fancy stuff to drink. He's gonna want a good dark beer. You're the dog to provide it, Mango!

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

What a furry cute picture of you, I think Liberty just drooled ALL OVER my lap... while staring at you :)

We are all sad that we've not received an invitation yet... by you never know!

Rudy's Raiser


Tula's right! Get your housework done so in case some pumpkin wagon comes by unexpectedly.

Au and Target said...

They want a present AND your august presence? What a cheek!

BRUTUS said...

You know, maybe you could just give them Dexter as a present. That would solve two problems at once BOL. Just kidding, but it was a funny thought, no?

Brutus & Carmen

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

Mango, you have more power and authority in your dew claw than those royals do. I think you need to have your own nuptials and invite us all instead! Are you the marrying type? (Cabana is available.)

FiveSibesMom said...

You have such a comfy corner, Mango! I'm sure you're invite is will look very dapper attending the wedding, we are certain! for a gift...maybe dehydrator, for yummy treats for the royal K9s I'm sure they will add to their family!

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

You look kinda cramped in that corner, Mango. I'm sure your invitation is on its way, or maybe not, I don't think efurryone appreciates having lots of slobber and mountains of poopies. Hehe


Sewmouse said...

Maybe if you dress up on a Corgi disguise, they will just let you in if you tell them you are one of the family...

Kili the Cat

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Poor Mango. We hate it when things get moved all around too..
Sure hope your invite comes soon...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Mango...of course I will attend Will's wedding with you......

Um...I haven't gotten my invite either...what's up with this???



Pee ess...I mailed you a pressie!

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

I say if you haven't received your invitation to the royal wedding hasn't arrived yet then it is there loss that you will not attend. If you want to boycot the wedding just head over to my place and we won't watch it together.

Those Elgin Pugs said...

'da Josie may be a little short for you and not to mention you look like my brother..howevfur-I have just 'da hat and would love to go - den we can mingle once we get 'deres.. hee hees


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
I can see you are not very happy there!
Hmmm... now that I think about... I have not received the invitation either!
I guess I can blame the postal service here!
Happy Saturday!
Kisses and hugs

Holly and Khady said...

I think that looks like a pretty comfy nappy spot!

Hope your invitation arrives soon!


Martine said...

We heard the Obama's aren't invited...

We hope you get your invite! Soon!

xo martine

ps: no need to apologize on the birthday confusion, it was such a good laugh having terms like cutie patootie and adorable associated with Seth!!

ocmist said...

Mmmm... I wonder what is going on. After all, WE are corgis and should have been invited by the Queen's corgis. It is disturbing to here that you haven't received your invitation either! We heard that some of the staff aren't particularly dog lovers. Maybe they have stolen the invitations, or "purposely" misplaced them!? What do you think about crashing the party? The Country Corgis