You would think that living with an absurdly large dog like the Relentlessly Huge that I would be able to relax now and then and not always be troubled to keep the estate safe from invaders.
Sadly, this is not the case. Rarely does the torpid beast awaken when there is danger lurking. Now if I make enough noise, he will stagger out of bed and point his big old head in the general direction of danger, but seriously, he is likely still asleep and only useful as a road block.
Thus, it is up to me to make sure that no intruders breach the perimeter as demonstrated in this movie.
Now then, given that it actually was not snowing today, momma offered to join me on an extra long walkie. Great! But I got kind of nervous when the flashy came out that I would be subjected to another one of her droning narratives.
Lucky for me (and for my readers), she opted for still photos only which I artfully compiled into cinematic format. As a bonus, there is even actual video towards the end that shows how I can walk right on top of the snow (which rather than earning kudos has restricted me to supervised yard expeditions only).