Thursday, February 17, 2011

Snow Melt Reveals Heretofore Undiscovered Mountain Range



WARNING! Some readers might consider this discovery disturbing...

























Yowsa! That must be a Relentlessly Huge can of paint, right?




Yuh, I did that all myself and if anybody is saying, "oh, Mango, you should have warned us that you were going to show us your visible from outer space poops" I say, as if, like that would have totally ruined my punch line, right?

Besides, Scruffman stopped by to perform his usual stellar poop removal services and he brought Lacie Cakes who left her own distinctive touch. If you ever discover a mountain range such as this, just call the Scruffer whose motto is "Removal of Your Bizness is OUR Bizness." He could use your support as his mumsie is most unappreciative of his obsession with picking up the deposits at their estate.




Photo by Lacie and Scruffman

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. From momma... How many times have I been asked, "how much does Mango eat?" Totally the wrong question. Do you think cleanup will count for activity points?

53 comments:

Mollys Momma said...

WOW Mango Richie n Ronniis poops look like rabbit droppings next to your offerings !

Love
Momma Tea
xxx xxx

Carol from Down Under said...

Holy Crap Mango Man! No worries (except for poor Momma) love Carol.

The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

We definitely know your poop maker is working overtime - we have cows that poop less than that!! BOL!!

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

Wild Dingo said...

yuh, totally wrong question. the question is, why isn't mango trained to use the toilet? geesh...

Wild Dingo said...

i guess it counts as "activity" but not "exercise"... i mean for it to be "exercise" you need to have some aerobic energy burning and muscle building. for that to happen you need ONE vital ingredient: oxygen. my guess is you were holding your breath or not exactly inhaling deeply... therefor not enough oxygen to feed the muscles and burn calories. no oxygen? no exercise. no points for activity. sorry. now if he could just make them smell like roses or flowers...

Jen said...

Oh goodness, I am so glad we don't have to clean that up, around here! I for one would be in big trouble!

And, yes, it IS worth activity points, FOR SURE! :)

Jen and the BDC

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Nothing says GOOD MORNING like a tastefully arranged Mango Still Life With Poo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I think one of his mountains weighs more than the amount of kibble I get in a day!

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Holy crap! Well, at least they aren't that hard to miss and cause unknowing hoomans to step into.

Woofs,
Pepsi

Roo said...

That's it Mango. You have earned the #1 spot in the POS club ;) Never in all my dog years have I seen such massive deposits. By the way the lilacs look lovely :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Ludo van Doggy said...

oh my Mango! That totally puts Mum off from ever having a Mango sized doggy!

MAXMOM IN SA said...

Oh Mango...
That's a pootrified discovery! Thank dogness for Lacy-cakes!
Lotsalicks
TOBY IN SOUTH AFRICA

Mack said...

Those are some huge poopies. I am impressed!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh My Dogness.....Dose piles is bigger den me! You needs a bulldozer to remove dose!

Sewmouse said...

My 2-legged slave tells me "Big Dog, Big Dog Byproducts".

I shall now have her service my commode which is discretely placed in the lower wet-room.

Kili Cat

Frankie Furter said...

Mango... I think you deserve a TROPHY.. fur being #1 in #2.

Elyse and Riley said...

Holy poop, Batman!! It looks like it could be elephant poop! I've seen it at the circus before, so I would know. Ah well, tell your Momma to have fun picking all that nastiness up!

Elyse and Riley

Channon said...

I'm positive there's a yardwork activity, so yeah... it's definitely point-worthy activity!!

(It scared Gretchen away though. She's quite certain one single "gift" is bigger than she is. Maybe...)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Mount Mango!!!

That is hilarious - the Momster is glad she doesn't have that poop patrol. Ours is all wet and gooey - she is hoping for a bit of a freeze so she can scoop a little more easily.

BTW - we really LOVED your comment yesterday:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Way to go, literally) Mango!

I don't miss the surprises that melted snow bring to the surface. But, I've never had to deal with mountains, either!

Lucky you?

Ina in Alaska said...

This post went very well with the toast I was munching as I read it!!!

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Good God Mango, I could be buried alive under one of those! I hope you help your Mom clean it all up.

Bouncing Bertie said...

Hey Mango , thanks for showing us those photos. You're a pal! Gail just picked me up and gave me a specially nice cuddle and an extra treat and said "oh Bertie I am so glad that you are quite small".
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Corbin said...

Wow dude... and I thought mine were big!
-Corbin

Sue said...

Our snow melted over the weekend and Mom and Dad spent the whole afternoon walking around the yard scooping. They made us stay inside and watch. We could have been a big help, but they said we got in the way. Can you imagine them saying such a thing?
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

rottrover said...

The term "RH" clearly applies to all things Mango!

-Gizmo, Ruby and Bart

Kari in WeHo said...

I think that cleanup should count as a weight lifting workout :)

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Holy crap! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, that's some super-duper-poopin' you got there! I guess everything is huge in your world. I bet it grows super huge flowers! BOL Very funny!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

brooke said...

Holy gigantic poops Mango! Man!
it could count as exercise if you are squatting to pick up all the poop versus using a rake or pooper scooper. And by the size of those things I'd say you're lifting a fair amount of weight.
We just switched Darwin over to Acana Pacifica food (holy expensive) but her poops are now nice and compact!

K9 + Grace said...

Oh my!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Both of our poo piles together aren't even half that size! Holy crap, Mango!!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

The Boston Lady said...

Oh this made me laugh so much. Hey thank goodness they are so visible otherwise, well, you know.... icky shoes. Ann TBL

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Dear Mango,

Are you from the same planet as Lady Gaga? Because I saw her hatch from an egg on the Grammys that looked suspiciously like your egg.

xoxo
Pumpkin

mayziegal said...

Wow, Mango! Just...wow! I'm awfully glad Scruffman came by to the clean that up. I wouldn't want your momma to put out her back again picking up your big, ginormous poops.

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Well...what goes in has to come out...

Marjie said...

I have 3 acres to leave my piles in. The lawn service will be so happy when they have to mulch them in April, right?

Drools,
Thor

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

This is disturbing...you see Scruffman left a comment earlier today and we had a little trouble with it, so we came back to look and it seems blogger ate it...or something...seems like there's been enuff eatin' for a year on this post.

Thank dog I planted all those

HI YA CINTHS....

It smells soooooooooooooooo much better around here....

Have the GREAT PYR WA NEESE shown up yet in your yard???

Kisses,
Beast

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Now Mango that is some Mammoth poop!!!

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Rudy - The dog with a blog said...

Um... wow!
That's kind of what our yard looks like! Liberty enjoys going WHEREVER she pleases :)

Rudy's raiser

Sophie Brador said...

MANGO! I am insanely impressed with your production services and think that should I ever need such a production made, I will most certainly call on you to produce and direct.

xo
SB

Agatha and Archie said...

WOW If you came on a walk with us we would have to bring a garbage bag.... Would that be big enough??? IT WAS FIFTY DEGREES OUT TODAY!! WOOO HOOOOOOO Love A+A

Tucker said...

Oh no your poop to snow ratio is greatly increasing!


woof - Tucker

Maggie Mae said...

Mango,

Dose is BIG piles of poop fur sure!!!! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

twobarkingdogs said...

Oye. That is a whole lot of **** out there!!

Holly and Khady said...

Like my dad says about me, "big dog, big butt, big poop"!

Holly

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

All we can say to that is that we are very, very impressed, Mango. You are soooo productive!

Kris said...

oh i can understand now what is an "optimum pooper" LOL! Oh my doG mango and me complaining about my golden poop's

kris & kovack

Au and Target said...

Awesome world of crap you got there. :-)

Thanks for dropping by and your words of comfort. Au ate a little so we're hopeful. If only he'll keep eating, he should be OK.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Reminds mama of the good old days when she had 3 or 4 Danes at a time. We know just looking at that makes her appreciate that we're only mid-sized doggies. Maybe you can get out the tractor machine and just push it all into a big pile, but then what would you do with Mount Poop? Not even Stan can eat that much, that fast. Do you suppose you could burn it for fuel? Dry it, grind it up and sell it as fertilizer? You could bag it and put it out in the trash, but your trash men may stop coming to your house. Quite a conumdrum. Do let us know how you solved the problem.

Jed & Abby

KB said...

Heheheheeeee! And I thought that it was hard keeping up with picking up after two labs.

TwoSpecialWires said...

So ... snow's beginning to thaw here in Colorado ... and big poops from our neighbors dog (who used our toilet while we were outta town) are appearing. So are all the deer and elk poops, with them. How can we make arrangements for some of those pretty purple flowers, instead. Moma is rather disgusted!

Oh! By the way! We're glad we got to see ya at Camelot. And thanks for stopping by on Valentine's Day. It's nice to know that our pals haven't forgotten us ... despite our lack of effective support from Moma.

We'd better stop now, before we get in trouble.

Jake and Fergs

ocmist said...

WOW, Mr. Mango! Those are some impressive poop piles. Those are about the same size as our full sized horses! Grammy thinks that it was a good thing they were frozen so they didn't smell so bad! The CCC

Honey the Great Dane said...

It's a shame you're not on the raw diet, Mango, coz then there would probably only be about 1/2 that amount! :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane