Mango here bringing you a special report...
Because it is time for Mango Minster!
That's right! We are underway and the Shameless Doggie Divas are in the ring even as we speak so get on over to Mango Minster and cast your votes.
Oh, hang on, do I have my blog back? Hehehe.
We have had the good fortune of above freezing temperatures the last couple of days which has started the BIG MELT. Sadly, it has also left our driveway impassable by my large and not having skates for feet self.
Not so the Pea, who insisted on walkies. Now looking at this photo, you might say, "Oh Mango, I can see the driveway. That does not look bad." But you would be WRONG because that is the dreaded blackened ice which causes human and beast alike to be all sliding onto their jolly bottoms.
I hope that none of my loyal readers have been duped by the largely fabricated posts that the midget has been doing in my absence.
Rest assured that he continues to be a totally annoying labradork.
Check out this photo. Is it Mr. Cool all walking on top of the snow? Look more closely...
See how his oddly webbed labrafeet are all splayed?
Yuh, for sure, because he is trying not to FALL THROUGH! Like I totally warned him, "Dexter, do not walk on the snow pack." And he was all like, "Be quiet you big baby, I am light as a feather."
OK, whatever, says I, whilst prudently sticking to the potty paths and sure enough, the little doofus kept falling through and getting stuck and looking, frankly, like a complete idiot.
Sure, and he was all trying to bribe me not to post the following movie, but what can he offer? Seeing as I am momma's most favorite doggie ever, I have all the noms, beds, snuggles, and attentions I could ask for. What does the squirt have? Leftovers and coating of slobbers on his curiously prodigious black furs. So in your face, PeeWee, here for all the world to see is you being your usual mental fits spastic self (oh yeah, I even added most annoying polka music to the video - he HATES that music).
Mango Man! Oh yeah!