Monday, February 7, 2011

Special Report from Mango


Mango here bringing you a special report...

Because it is time for Mango Minster!

That's right! We are underway and the Shameless Doggie Divas are in the ring even as we speak so get on over to Mango Minster and cast your votes.




Oh, hang on, do I have my blog back? Hehehe.

We have had the good fortune of above freezing temperatures the last couple of days which has started the BIG MELT. Sadly, it has also left our driveway impassable by my large and not having skates for feet self.

Not so the Pea, who insisted on walkies. Now looking at this photo, you might say, "Oh Mango, I can see the driveway. That does not look bad." But you would be WRONG because that is the dreaded blackened ice which causes human and beast alike to be all sliding onto their jolly bottoms.






I hope that none of my loyal readers have been duped by the largely fabricated posts that the midget has been doing in my absence.

Rest assured that he continues to be a totally annoying labradork.

Check out this photo. Is it Mr. Cool all walking on top of the snow? Look more closely...

See how his oddly webbed labrafeet are all splayed?








Yuh, for sure, because he is trying not to FALL THROUGH! Like I totally warned him, "Dexter, do not walk on the snow pack." And he was all like, "Be quiet you big baby, I am light as a feather."

OK, whatever, says I, whilst prudently sticking to the potty paths and sure enough, the little doofus kept falling through and getting stuck and looking, frankly, like a complete idiot.







Sure, and he was all trying to bribe me not to post the following movie, but what can he offer? Seeing as I am momma's most favorite doggie ever, I have all the noms, beds, snuggles, and attentions I could ask for. What does the squirt have? Leftovers and coating of slobbers on his curiously prodigious black furs. So in your face, PeeWee, here for all the world to see is you being your usual mental fits spastic self (oh yeah, I even added most annoying polka music to the video - he HATES that music).




Mango Man! Oh yeah!

45 comments:

Roo said...

Too funny :) More skating than walkin eh?

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Jen said...

Poor Dexter with all that snow!!

Welcome back Mango!! We've missed you over here!!

Jen and the BDC

Sapphire said...

new header! that's a lot of SNOW! :)

Martha and Bailey said...

Love your mountain of snow Dexter, what fun!
We are heading over to Mango Minster now.
love
Martha and Bailey xx

Wild Dingo said...

wow, you look like the not-entirely-without-brains doggie in that movie. but i wonder, if you walked on that snow, i'd bet you could move easier than pea due to your long-and-not-without-huge-muscles gams!

Minna Krebs said...

Hey there's Mango! Nice to see you making a guest appearance here at Dexter's Doings blog!

**huh, momma? Did you say this is really da Mango Blog!?!***

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Hehehe

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: My yard has that same glazed look!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Poor Dexter....he needs some icy skates. Note to Mango: Get Dexter skates next Christmas.



PeeEss...I sees all dat slobber hanging on your chins. Does it ever freeze?

Samantha said...

Oh you poor dogs - those pictures do justice to showing how scarily slip-sliding the driveway and ice-topped snow are! Mom remembers that it could actually be painful to fall through snow crusts like that. Dexter - you are brave and Mango: good warnings heheh! Take care with that black ice monster around.
Big Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie, Avalon and Ozzie

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

awesome video!!! lol!

Frankie Furter said...

Oh MY Dawgness!! Now that is a lot of deep snow and slippery Ice fur sure... butt you should see what it is like where I (Judge Frankie Furter) am.. It is soooooo deep and slippery that it is WAY WAY over my head.. Like almost up to the tree tops and stuffs. NOBUDDY can even get CLOSE to my Sea Quest Heard location. It is really awful here, I'm just sayin.

Mack said...

Yay! for Mango Minster!
Guys, that is just too much snow!

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

C'mon, Mango! Show a little sympathy for the labradorkly challenged!

We've cast our vote for the People's Choice Doggie Diva Award.

Next year, I'm thinking about opening some off-red carpet betting...

pam said...

Good to have ya back dere big guy. And you gotta give the little feller props for never givin up!

Bobo and Meja

Corbin said...

We've got the crazy ice here too... no fun!
-Corbin
ps. GREAT video! hehe, the momma and I were giggling!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We didn't know whether to laugh or cry for poor Dexter. That could not have felt very good. And tell your Mom to stay off that blackened ice before she takes a good splat.

Mango, do your slobbers ever turn to icicles? Just curious:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Sue said...

My, that was quite ungraceful. We can see why you didn't participate. You do have your dignity to protect.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Those Elgin Pugs said...

hee hees..

'da Josie is no stranger to polka musics..

should I have said 'dat out louds??

well, only 'cuz 'dey play it's during bingo hours..

Too funny Dex.. sorry..
Josie will miss yous funny selfs..
Butt Anakin is happy to have his Twinner back when he gets back (whatevfurs)
I still visit too.. hee hees

Hey.. does Mango know Roll out 'da barrels?? hee hees

hugs,
Josie

pee-s
we's super excited for 'da show!!!
I know my bro is too

Lorenza said...

Mango!
Welcome back! And now take some time and change again your blog's name, ok??
Ooops!
Poor Dexter! Sure it was not easy to walk on all that snow!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Maggie Mae said...

Mango!!

I has missed you! My back yard and driveway looks da same way as yours. :( So sick of all da ice!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

El'bow and Hauwii said...

whahahahha to funny


Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii

Benny and Lily said...

There you are Mango.. You must be busy trying to keep those Diva's in line.
Benny & Lily

violett said...

Hey Mango,
well the fact that you are again on your Blog!
We had just a lot of fun in the video. Mummy has laughed according to.
And the annoying polka music fits like the fist on the eye!
Your slobber comment to Dex is great.
Mischka

Asta said...

Sheeesh Mango
do you think that little labwadowk will EVEW leawn to listen to you????

that ices needs mowe than webbed duck feets..he needs skates, hehehe

I have to wun back to the Diva wing now see ya
smoochie kisses
ASTa

achieve1dream said...

That video is fantastic!!! Too cute!

Oskar said...

Your commentary at the end was the best part!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

JackPDB said...

We're lucky enough to have a Husky, who loves the snow (and she's lucky that we live in western New York state, so she gets plenty of it). Even she wouldn't go for that, though; poor Dex!
- - - - - - -
Jack@PDB
dog beds and more

Tucker said...

Um Dexter buddy, that just ins't going to work. YOu is just too heavy to walk on snow.

woof - Tucker

Kari in WeHo said...

Thats a lot of snow in your header!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mango that is pretty funny that Dex trying to walk on the snow.. Guess he isn't light as a feather after all...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Maggie and Mitch said...

That black ice is the worst! You don't even realize you hit it until you find youself sprawled out on the ground!
We hear the cold temps are coming back, PeeWee. Better stay off the snow until they return.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

rottrover said...

Poooor Dex. When is he ever going to listen to the Mango? We loved your tail kepin' time with the polka music!!

-Giz. Bart and Ruby

houndstooth said...

It looks a lot like here, unfortunately! We are quite familiar with the slipping and sliding, not to mention the cold, wet, slushy puddles! No fun! Bring on Spring!

Bunny

Peppy Sheppys said...

Great vid, guys! We just have lumpy hard snow that makes it hard to walk and annoying. Only Edgrr is teeny enough to walk on it. Can't wait for spring!

We're heading over to Mangominster now. We've been bad about commenting on blogs because our ape is super lazies.

Sheps w/Pep

Tessa the Maltese said...

Yea Mango Dude!

I is so HAPPY to know that you is BACK!!!!!

You is so VERY BIG and so VERY HANDSOME!

Turn up the polka music and lets dance!

woo woos, Tessa

Painter Pack said...

I wuved it! The labradork think he is a husky and can parade through the snows! Haroooo!!! I especially like your words at the end!

MBB

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Love the video Mango! Especially the shot of your most handsome tail wagging! Dex is too funny!

mrd23 said...

you know I don't think Dexter is as light as a feather.

your pal,
Digby

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Absent a name change, this is still officially Dexter's blog, so thank you for the commentary and video, extra special guest blogger Mango. Dex, it's lucky you have a tow-mastiff on staff in case you fall in so deep you can't get out. But you really need to stop dragging Dexter Momma out on the black ice. You have webbed paws, but she doesn't. Dex, we think you should be grateful for the video, as it shows off your muscular and athletic form to great advantage.

Jed & Abby

thedreadpiratejack said...

Oh my dogness Mango dat was one funny video it dids make us laugh lots. Butts we is so jealous ovs da amounts ov snow yu did gets.

Luv
Richie
xx xx

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Poor Dexter! We actually feel sorry (sort of) for the wee rat. We're not big fans of the 'breakable crust' variety of snow that you've got there. Or that black ice stuff, either. Eesh.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Coco - The Princess said...

Mango Man...Our mommy is in Masterchusets supposedly on a business trip...we would be thrilled if you saw her...but pretty upset if she lied about the whole business part of the trip and flew out just to see you and left us behind.

When mommy landed she called and checked on us and we asked if she saw you when the plane was landing and she said that she didn't so you must have been inside.

Have you seen our mommy? I know she has a thing for your massive head and wants to give you kisses. If you see her, can you please push her into the big marshmallow piles i keep seeing!?

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess, Lady Godiva & Truffle

KB said...

Mango,

You'd better watch out. The LabradorS in this house are getting bent out of shape by your attitude toward "The Dude", Dexter. He's awesome. I bet that he could run the weaves on the snow!

BTW, your weave poles look as amusing as ours!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Couldn't leave a comment on your latest post, so I'm leaving it here. Mom is laughing a the 'wicked pissa cold' here; apparently 100 years ago (or some time in the past), Mom was a ski instructor and used to teach with a couple from Maine who used that phrase all the time (they weren't talking about Utah weather, usually). Mango, buddy, the best way to stay warm is to sit on your Mom's lap. Just saying....

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OHHH Boy!!! We were all dancin' the Pittsburgh Polka to that music...yes, not one Burgh wedding is without a good polka...

I do feel a tad sorry for Peewee....I RARELY break through the fake snow...but he looks pawsitvely miserable not to be able to persue his usual Peewee agilities...did ya see him starin' at those agility poles like they were gonna tell him somethin'????

As for that string of slobber on your nose, Mango, perhaps you should carry one of my lacie hankies from the Vintage Lacie Collection?

I could sell you one for a slightly discounted price.

Beast