Thursday, March 17, 2011

A Cautionary Movie (that doesn't even star me)


We have been very busy around the estate just keeping up with "stuff" and subsequently momma has not even gotten out the flashy in a few days.

So I thought I would pause to share this shocking yet informative documentary film with you. It shows the dangers of the Chew Waa Waa doggies.

NOT the cute and harmless beasts that some think (fast forward to 2:15 for the scary part).






DID YOU SEE THAT? That evil doggie pushed the hapless mastiff right off the couch and proceded to gasconade in a most unsightly manner (yuh, like I totally know how to use online thesaurus for sure).

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

34 comments:

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMD...the best part of this movie is watching the ears on that Chew Wa Wa AND watching the expression of the hapless mastiff as he hits the floor. That Chew Wa Wa is lucky the Mastiff didn't eat him...

You and I should film some of our tussels, dear boy....you know that one of me tossing you right outta your kitchen into the yardie completely skipping your deck???

How's our baby?

Kisses,
Lacie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMDOMDOMDOMD...

WE WERE FIRST...PUCKER UP BABY!!!!!!

Sam said...

Absolutely hysterical!! (as long as Bubba didn't get hurt, of course!)

Um, I mean, what an injustice! That tiny little devil!

Tank said...

The big doofus had the runt pinned! I was yelling at him not to move........ but did he listen?!!! Of course not. Served him right to end up on the floor.

Stella said...

Three cheers for Chewie! He wasn't even ready to quit yet. There is a brave little dog with no idea of his size or skills!

Kisses,
Stella

KB said...

That was awesome!!!!!! So funny that I almost fell off my couch!

Love the thesaurus word!

pam said...

And gasconade he certainly did! But it looks like Bubba got a bitey butt at the end so alls well.

How's da baby?

Bobo and Meja

Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

Chew Waa Waas are pretty scary fur their size. They're little devils!

Woofs,
Pepsi

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my goodness that was hysterical!! Glad no buddy was swallowed whole.
Benny & Lily

brooke said...

HAHAHAHHAHAA! That was so funny!
I love how gentle the mastiff was with the tiny dog! The tiny dog took advantage of the mastiff's easy going play and pushed him!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

This requires some serious critical commentary. First, the mastiff has a nubbin tail! What's with that? We didn't know mastiff's were prone to the Happy Tail Syndrome [HST] where the tail gets hit so hard it bleeds over and over until it eventually has to be amputated. Bummer! Second, we could see that fall coming from like second 10; the mastiff made a tactical error in couch positioning. Third, who believes two doggies could play so long and be so stealthily quiet?! The only normal playing noise came when the Chew-Waa-Waa was pinned for a few seconds by the mightly mastiff paw. When we play, everyone within a city block can hear us. Finally, gotta give the little Chewey props for returning again and again to the maws of possible death. And gotta give the mastiff props for nibbling on the sofa at the end without actually breaking the skin, which would probably lead to unpleasant consequences.
A most stimulating and informative video. Thank you, Mango.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Well, dumb mama -- obviously, she meant to type HTS, not HST! Worse, she forgot to put our names!

Jed & Abby

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

BLASPHEMY! Surely that's been photochopped...

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

That Chew-Waa-Waa better watch out, because it looks like it would totally fit in that mastiff's mouth with no problem. I'd be watching my little spastic butt if I were that little beast. I'm just saying. I'm gonna make sure that Mom doesn't EVER get us one of those little evil dogs. Eesh!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Wild Dingo said...

Well he totally deserved it. using his big 'ole paw to keep a good dog down... like that's fair? sheesh...

go che-wow-wow!

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, that was hysterical! Those chew waa waa's are never-give-up kinda doggies, huh?

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

thedreadpiratejack said...

Mango dude dat did totally makes Da Moms splutter her coffee every where...........BOL
Brilliant my furiend

Luv
Richie
xx xx

Priscilla said...

OMD!!!
It proves that size doesn't matter at all, the smaller the stronger! Does it make sense? Well, who cares!!!

Frankie Furter said...

Didn't surprise me in the least. After all... I know TWINKIE!!
hehehehe

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

That was so funny, but how gentle the big guy was.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Sue said...

Those little guys can sure play rough!
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Channon said...

Gretchen is aghast. She'd like to point out that SHE is the one who gets PLOWED off the sofa, into the road on walks, etc. by the lummox y'all know as Queen DIVA Sissy, BIS.

Hem.

Texas The Doxie said...

hahahahahahahaha LIttle dogs Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

OMD! That is hilarious!!! At first, I thought he was playing with a stuffie!!! That big guy is SOOO gentle!

road-dog-tales said...

Omigod, that's too funny! We think Mom fell off her chair laughing at that. Score TWO for the chiwawa - 1) hapless Mastiff 2) hapless Mom! BOL Thanks for sharing that!

The Road Dogs

Marjie said...

My friend The Blond Duck has a Chew Waa Waa who wants to rule the world. I see it's not as far-fetched as all that. Mom told her to come see this, so she knows what to watch for.

Drools,
Thor

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, that's too funny. I was enjoying every minute...then the furry thud...hysterical! Those two definitely know how to have fun together. BWAR HAR Score one for the small and mighty!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Holly and Khady said...

OMD!! That little thing would have been a snack in about 2 seconds if that were me!

I did laugh though.

Holly

MJ's doghouse said...

oh my goodness....and does anybody want to ban the cha waaa waaa breeds...no...poor pooor mastiff...

Honey the Great Dane said...

Mango! I'm finally here!! So so sorry for being absent for so long. And I see that I've missed 10 POSTS!!!! Am just catching up now - I'm sorry I missed the event for Japan!

Yikes - that movie - I'd better not let Muesli see it since she's about the same size...might give her ideas!! :-)

OK - am off to read the next post now!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Oskar said...

Teehee, that poor mastiff never stood a chance. Those tiny dogs are cr-azy!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Sagira said...

BOL...now that was funny.

achieve1dream said...

Oh my goodness that is too funny!! That's one strong shrimp of a dog to push that big gigantic mastiff off the couch lol. Oh and I love your new header picture. :)