Monday, March 14, 2011

Not for Joey, Kissing Booth, and Egg Update

If you are NOT Joe Stains, please read on...

My buddy, Ike, is planning a wee little surprise for Joey which requires some dollars to put together. I am super juiced about it. If you want to participate, just visit Ike, here, and you will see how.

In other news, Pea and I paid a visit to the kissing booths over at the auction for Richie and Ronnii.

You can bet that my first stop was to the lovely and charming Ruby. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Hehehe.

The Momma said I HAD to visit the Beastie because she is one of my oldest "friends." Well, I figured it was safe since she is in a cage. Here goes...

Dexter choose Morgan which is kind of funny when you think about it... Dexter Morgan, get it?

Now, of course I, Mango, am also available for smoochies. All you need is $1 and a paypal account and you are good to go. Come on over by clicking here.

Here is a current photo of my egg. I am a tad worried by the proximity of the red sauce and pasta. Master has been known to confuse anything on the kitchen counter with foodables and I would hate to see my spawn served up as a protein rich, yet disturbing entree.

Finally, it's me.... and Pea! Just hanging and resting between snow melt activities.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Gus said...

Mango...whatever is coming out of that egg does not look a bit like YOU!

I think she had a celebrity encounter of the best kind with big bird.


Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD....dat looks like a dinosaur coming out of dat egg? What has you done?

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You need to ask for a paternity test, Mango - we don't think that yellow thingie has any of you in it.

Nice idea for Joey.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Reilly / Bree said...

Hmmmm I am thinking that hatch-ling is starting to look a lot like an emu, it sure does have a long neck and I agree with the OP Pack - I think you need a paternity test as your spawn is not looking anything like you - maybe a mixup at the lab! Glad the Dexter is feeling better too

Frankie Furter said...

I would want DNA on your supposed spawn.

I am havin a BLAST in the Booth. Hope you are too.

Hummmm you and I BOTH have a RUBY in our lives????

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Wow Mango you certainly looks smoochable! I am curious about that egg though, didn't your Momma ever explain the bird and the bees to you? hee hee cause that looks like a bird to me!

sagechronicles said...

That looks suspiciously like a duck. Have you started quacking, by the way?

Anonymous said...

Ohhh Errrr dat certainly don'ts look like yoo Mango Dude, Yoo is not yellow, Yoo is not weeny small n Yoo is not anyfing worm-like. Mee finks yoo needs a test on dat spawn cos dat sure nuffin to do wivs yoo my furiend.
Mee is so glad Dexter is feelin better n yoo was soo kind to lets him use your most comfy bed.
Fank Yoo fur goin n gettin smoochies we appreciates it an dat yoo is in a smoochi booth WOWSERS da girls must be linin up fur snoggies wivs yoo !


3 doxies said...

OMD...dat egg skeeres da crap outta me!
Your kissing booth foto is priceless and shows your true personality...hehehe!


giantspeckledchihuahua said...

DAMN! Our first chance to be coated with Mango Slobber and we don't have paypal! Life is just not fair!

Eggs and pasta, mango spawn and pasta. We'll be passing on that!

Happy, Waggin' Tails,FUREVER!
Stumpy and her hoo-bean

dewdana said...

I hope you are charging extra for tongue RH!
Say... I was wondering if you would do an analysis of the other other dog show Crufts so see how things like Mastiffs and labradogs have fared on the other side of the pond (you know, like you did for Westminster). One assumes you mastiffs have fared better over there what with being 'English' and all! I saw over on LWD that a flat coated retriever won this year and think that is as close as labradogs will get (they at least have 'retriever' in their name) to a trophy!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Yeah, we're with the OP Pack on this one - you really might want to have a paternity test before you mail off that first child support check. (Oh. You've got the child. Can you send it back to The Beast?)

We were both very happy to smooch you this weekend! (Sorry, Dexter, but we've been angling for a smooch from the RH for quite some time!)

Enjoy the 'chillin' time... ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Okey dokey then. All this kissin' booth stuff is giving us the wanderlust...better get over to the game area and check it out.

Your egg looks wierd. Hoping that isn't a sign of things to come. Yikes.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

rottrover said...

I thik that's the first time we've seen you and Pea just hangin' on the observation deck. Continue to feel better, Pea!

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

PeeeS: I came by and gave the RH a big smooch yesterday. All I can say is Oh Yeah... ~Ruby

Amber-Mae said...

Mango, WHAT EGG IS THAT??? Sure looks a lot like the ones I ate this evening but definitely looks nothing like you!

BTW, so sorry about Dexter. Lyme disease sucks big time! That video of him limping just broke my heart. I hope he feels better soon!

Anonymous said...

Mango, I think you need to go on Jerry Springer or one of those shows. Something's not right with that Egg. Are you sure it's your egg?

I'm worried about you dude! See any green lights, flying options, big headed aliens?


Kari in WeHo said...

your egg is kinda creepy...


Benny and Lily said...

You guys probably have a line waiting for kisses
Benny & Lily

Asta said...

I'm going to go check out youw bwilliant idea fow joey bills.
I have been kissing evewyone in sight. I think Moimmi might just have a meltdown when she gets hew pay pal , heheheh
Youw juicy kiss was lovely, but I think you should have a biggew towel next to youw boof
I can't wait to see the offspwing you and Lacie have(it's a little scawy to think about), but I do hope youw Dad doesn't mistake it fow bweakfast
smoochie kisses

Stanislaw said...

Do you need an XXXL kissing booth? Do I need an XXXL face for your kisses? I'm pretty sure you have freckles that are larger than my head.

Just thinkin' deep thoughts 'cause that's what I do.

Sue said...

We think something is wrong with that egg. Can you return it to the sender?
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

houndstooth said...

That is some kissing booth picture of you, Mango! Morgan says she'd be happy to plant another one on Dex anytime.

Have you taken a good look at what's emerging from that egg? Get it out of the house, dog!


Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

The egg looks creepy, and the little yellow thing inside? Definitely nothing that's like you.

Fluffy doesn't dare to join your queue, because she's afraid your RH mouth might just swallow her up whole. BOL.


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

YOU BETTER NOT COOK OUR PUPPY, whew...Lacie takes a calming centering breath....In with the good air...out with the foul smelling air....Thus calmed, she continues...

You can see the little's have to let me know right away if it's a boy or a girlie!!!

As for that Kissing Booth...YOU SO OBVIOUSLY ADORED KISSING ME...sad that you had to pay for it too!!!!

And yes, $ cost me to get slobbered on by you...charming.


I'm kissed out...

Lacie Teacakes...

Lorenza said...

Pawesome idea for Joey, right?
I can see you are more than ready for lots of kisses!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Thanks for the smooch Mango!

Mom - can you bring me a towel?


Ike said...

Thanks for the hype!

kissa-bull said...

we agree wiff most everyfurry
a dna paternity test should be in order asap.

pibble wiggles
the pittie pack

Joe Stains said...

Is someone buying Tanner???? PLEASE? You guys are awesome.