Today is the Mango's birthday! That's right, for sure! I am SIX years old today.
But you know what momma did? NOTHING! WTF?
No liver cake, no pressies, not even a new photo. Instead, I am forced to show you this recycled picture which I think sums up my feelings about the heinous neglect up with which I have to put.
But wait! It gets worse because you know what? Momma forced me to write this post LAST FRIDAY. Which means she was PLANNING to "forget" my birthday. The horror! The disregardance!
As if that isn't bad enough...
Every spring momma complains most annoyingly about the gnats that swarm about her whilst we are engaged in dawn or dusk tennis ball activities. She finds it alarmingly distracting and they do seem enamored with her eyeballs which leads her to run screaming into the house to stick her face under the sink and fret like the end of days has arrived.
What to do?
Surely there is another solution other than the one she came up with....
That's right, look at what she wears. Oh shameless one. What must the neighbors think?
We'll call this momma's WTF head gear. Sheesh. Get a life already.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Check this out. My pal and fellow blogger, Jimmy, has the gnats too. He sent me this shocking photo. You can biggify to see the pesky critters. He better start shopping for a hat.