Friday, May 27, 2011

BONUS! MY OFFICIAL DANCE ROUTINE!


That's right! The Mango has completed his official entry into Honey's Dancing with the Dog Stars Competition.

Now.... before you watch, I need to tell you a few things. First of all, I have not been my usual peppy self and getting up and down can be quite challenging so we had to trim out some of my best moves like the mastiff roll over. Secondly, Momma says that I can be "stubborn and dim witted" which I believe is an insult. But by that she refers to my improvisation.

When you watch, you might think that about in the middle I stopped dancing. NO WAY! I was merely savoring the nommy cookies that had collected in my jowls during rehearsal.

Finally, you will need to turn up the volume because the music is kind of soft.

I made the movie BIG SCREEN to accommodate my full self, so to watch it, just click here!

Did you watch it? Good. Now, you can watch a somewhat more entertaining version here.





Let me point some important facts out to you. The number one fact is that you can put a ballet skirt on the DOH, but a ballerina that does not make.





Hello? She was pulling so hard on my leggie to keep from toppling over that I almost flipped myself.





I know this one is blurry, but I think it shows my frustrations with not being allowed to dance as I pleased. Look at me! Legs akimbo, jowls flying and momma totally forgetting to turn out.





Is it any wonder I am exhausted?






Mango Man! Oh yeah!

33 comments:

pam said...

That right there was a most exceptional dance. Mango is a STAR!!!

Bobo and Meja

Barbara said...

You should be on Dancing With The Stars! Very nice!

Corbin said...

You've got some serious moves, dude!
-Corbin

Amber-Mae said...

OMD Mango that was fabulous & funny!!! I'm impressed by how your momma was able to do those ballerina moves. And you...you were just spectacular! I loved everything about it. That was a fantastic choice of music too. It's so interesting to see a massive dog dance to a ballerina music. TEE HEE

You're gonna get extra points for that costume & prop! Well done big guy! You're going to be a hard one to beat that's for sure.

Reilly / Bree said...

You two need to be on Dancing with the Stars!!! That was great - better then great it was Mangofantastic!

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

Mango, I'm very impressed! Mom's not half bad, either!

Happy, Waggin' Tails, FUREVER!
Stumpy and me

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Bravo, Mango - we LOVED it! Both you and Momma did great. the music was pawfect. The blooper vid was quite entertaining. We give you both lots of applause for all the work you had to do to put your routine together. Awesome job!

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Tank said...

Mango, kudos on your dance moves, but I gotta say your DOH is a total riot!

Oskar said...

You are headed for the big times, that's for sure!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

rottrover said...

Well done, MangoMan!! You watched Honey's tutorial on weave-moves and totally rocked! Mom really liked your costuming - especially the ballet skirt-with-fanny-pack look. Quite the fashion statement!!

Thanks for being adventurous enough to give it a shot! You were brilliant!

-Gizmo, Bart and *sigh* Ruby

Sue said...

Mango, that was a wild dance with the funny little scarf thingy.

We worried a little when you choked on that treat, but you recovered nicely.

Your neighbors must enjoy the live entertainment.

Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Asta said...

Handsome delicate Mango
I loved watching you and youw mama doing that most lovely dance
twoo sugawplums!!!
you desewve to west and enjoy those nom noms
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lexi and Jasper the Danes said...

O Mango what a fabulous entry! It catered to everyone - it had a bit of everything, serious and funny :)

We need to get working on ours!

Licks and lots of slobber,
Lexi and Jasper the Danes

Wild Dingo said...

Mango man! your DOH! what's with that develope she's doin'? I mean seriously, did she have a few drinks before the routine? ah man... but you my friend, you steal the show. your smooth moves and those hot haunches... delicious! Baryishnikov better watch out. the mango is in the ballet HOUUUUSSSSE! oh yeah.

Marjie said...

I'm not even doing the dancing, and I am totally exhausted just watching you! You deserve to win, buddy, with all that grace in a full sized doggy! Good job keeping your Momma under control in her ballerina outfit!

Drools,
Thor

Niamh said...

Yeah Mango! Great routine even if we were worried that your momma would fall over a couple of time during the dance. Loved the munching of treats in the middle - you know what is important in the choreography! The ending on the platform was excellent.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We are speechless - almost. We have never seen choreography better suited to the guest star, so full kudos to Mango Momma as the dance pro for developing such an appropriate dance for the relentlessly dapper Mango. And full kudos to the RH for dancing with such heart, so soon after your medical contretemps. The sheer determination with which the RH heaved himself up to pass through the Mango Momma's legs and finish the dance left us without a dry eye in the house.

Jed & Abby

brooke said...

10's for Mango!
And 10's for momma for putting on that ballet skirt!
I loved the routine! Such grace, such smooth turns! And the ending was superb!

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Bravo!!!
I expect to see you both in the next production of The Nutcracker!
xoxo

ArtemisiaFSS said...

We were very impressed with your moves Mango. You can dance with us anytime as long as you promise not to step on us. ~Artemisia & Scylla

BOL, I am very happy my Mom is the photographer or else I would be subjected to the same ahem uh, well you know what I mean Mango. ~Fenris

Thank Bast I am a Cat. ~Socks

HoundDogMom said...

We have placed your name in for the next Dancing with the Stars. You are so talented. We wish you the best in the dancing contest. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

My eyes cannot handle so much Mango awesomeness in one post!

You did an incredible job...You clearly carried DOH throughout the performance! Good for you Mango!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

You and your momma are so graceful together, Mango! Nice job!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Priscilla said...

Two dancing stars are born, Mango and his momma!!!
This is also the bestest best ballet I've ever seen in my life!!!

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Oh Mango, you are like the Black Swan! Don't go crazy please!

xoxo
Pumpkin

Lorenza said...

Mango

Lorenza said...

Ooops!
Sorry... that was a test!
I had tried to leave a comment like a million times!
You and your mom are the best!
I loved the videos... both of them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

KB said...

Oh Mango! I am laughing and laughing and laughing. You and your mom are awesome together. The perfect combo... Funny how she does most of the moving in the dance but you have perfect timing for your key moves. Way to go Dude!!!!

Laura, Lance, and Vito said...

Oh my, that was awesome!!!! I just love his spins, am seriously impressed at your weaving moves, and the liver incident was just perfect. Really great job!

Michelle said...

Love the improv! Mango, you are one cool dude.

road-dog-tales said...

That was - dare we say? - graceful! Yes, it was! Um, is that ballet skirt around your neck? We love all the hard work that must have gone into this routice. We are a little disappointed that there were no sequins. Nonetheless, fabulous effort!

The Road Dogs

laceythegreatdane said...

Well hi there, you must be the famous Mango!

I'm Lacey the Great Dane, also the youngest competitor in Honey's competition! We think you did great!

Licks and woofs,
Lacey the Great Dane

achieve1dream said...

Oh my goodness that is so awesome! You did such a super job Mango! It turned out perfectly. His moment of distraction makes me feel better about Jackal's refusal to jump (his jacket was restricting him). The bloopers made me feel better too (Jackal isn't quite that stubborn hehe) and were very entertaining. Thanks for sharing those too. :D