First an important reminder to all my fellow Dancing with the Dog Stars doggies.
You know the movie that I posted of my big dance routine?
Well, Honey reminded me that per the rules of her DWTDS competition, entries need to have their original sound track but it is OK to add music as well so I made new versions with the sound restored. This is a very important rule because she wants the competition to be as much as real life as possible where you can hear your human telling you what to do and what not.
And you have to do your dance in one continuous take. No post processing (well, except for you blooper movie).
Now, regarding my outfit for the mastiff ballet. If you can imagine, knuckle head momma originally wanted me to wear my ballet skirt as, well, a skirt! She said, "Oh Mango, it will look so flattering and slimming and your dangly bits will keep it in place."
Thus the following photo in which I believe my body language tells you what I thought of that idea.
As if, lady! This is the only trick I will do with that dorky toot toot knotted around my nether regions.
Typical. Idiot PeeWee says, "Momma! I can do the ballet! Put the skirt on me!"
Stupid polka dog.
But I persuaded him to join me in my protest. Us guys have to have some dignity, right?
Meanwhile, it got suddenly jungle wicked pissah hot lately. So we're doing a lot of this. I was so slow on my walkie today that momma thought we were maybe caught in a time warp or something and even Pea was quite content with a short half mile.
Turn on the AC, stingy witch!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!