Saturday, June 25, 2011

Nothing Much and Two Short Movies

I want to apologize for not reading or commenting too much lately. It seems that momma will be moving to a new job in the work place in a few weeks (more about that some other time). But recently, she has been secretly working on projects for her new boss whilst simultaneously doing all the things she has to for her old boss. All of which has left her already watery mentals even further depleted. Sigh. Poor me!

So for your entertainments, here are a couple of somewhat uninspired movies from yesterday.

First up, PeeWee spots a turkey on his walkie! There used to be a whole gang of turkeys, but now there is only one because either he is a loser and his gang ditched him or the coyotes ate the rest.

Did you see the Pea just standing there like a fool? What kind of bird dog is that?

Now in this movie, I am waiting patiently for the Pea to return from his walkie having already exhausted myself on a vigorous half mile march. As you can see, I am almost even too tired to get off the observation deck.

I like to smack the midget in the head now and then for no apparent reason other than to remind him who is the big dog.

Check out his clown collar. He has to wear that even at dusk because he is all black and hard to see, especially by distracted cell phone talking motorists in a big fire rush to get home from the work place (actually, I have a clown collar too, but at least mine is a manly orange color).

He is also really annoying all standing right where I want to be and needs a head butt to move aside.

And thus I descend the stairs with grace to greet the DOH.

But I am seriously exhausted and a little dizzy from reading about all the gals who want to date me. Oh dear. I will post all the entries for your reading pleasure tomorrow.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Cracker dog Loki left me some very helpful dating tips. You can read about them here. Thanks, buddy.


pam said...

We thought maybe the bat on the head was to say 'Hey foo bow to the Mango when you great His Majesty!'

Bobo and Meja

Peppy Sheppys said...

We loved your short films, especially when you gave PeeWee two for flinching. Dexter, you do not seem like much of a labrahunter since you did not seem interested in pursuing that turkey. We're with you. Ma ape does an acceptable job hunting the turkey that comes in the plastic containers at the store. Don't know how she catches them since she is slow but she gets it done.

Sheps w/Pep, Otis & Grr.

FiveSibesMom said...

Love that paw to the head pic - of course it could be a buddy pat too!

Good luck in your new job! And don't worry about us...we'll be here waiting for you whenever you pop in!

Frankie Furter said...

I can't wait to see all the Girrrls in your ... LINE UP.

You Smack Pea in the head??? Then you wonder what's up with his.. unMangolike antics??? Sheeesh you have scrambled his mentals like a Egg!

CONGRATULATIONS to your Momma!! Grrrreat News..

Wild Dingo said...

Every labradoink needs a smack in the head, daily, i tell you. gotta shake up those marbles on a regular basis.

Karen said...

AWW, I think you missed Pea, yer lil' buddy.
Mango, you and Dexter sitting there, even when you're not doing anything, makes me laugh (in a good way!)
What a pair like Laurel and Hardy!

Penny's Mumma

rottrover said...

Great films. You are both SUCH good boys!! Totally focused on your momma. You've worked hard on that we're sure!! Clown collars?? We like 'em, but hey, we live in L.A. Do they sparkle?!?

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Sue said...

Noah has been on the receiving end of those head slaps from Fudge and he thinks they should be reported as puppy abuse.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Love that smack on the head move, Mango.

Maybe Dexter prefers his turkey deep-fried:)

Have a great weekend.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We think you must watch a lot of NCIS, and have picked up Gibb's smack on the back of the head - nice work! Of course Dexter deserves a whack for being a failed bird dogs...(We still marvel at how teeny PeeWee looks next to your relentlessly huge self!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

1000 Goldens said...

Mango - your smacking of the midget doggie is most adorable :)

Niamh said...

Keep smacking the labradork Mango. I do that to Ambrose but much more gently. I think I will have to put a bit more force behind it the way you do.

Your friend,

Anonymous said...

That head bop it great!

Maybe Dex was confused bout the turkey and thought it was a statue?

I like to bark and scare the poo out of the turkeys. It fun to watch them run in different directions! BOL

Have a Grrreat weekend!

woos, Tessa

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Mabel does that "smack 'em in the head with the paw" trick too, Mango! (One more reason she's the right gal for you!) ;-)

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

So how many other stoopid girlies are competing? I mean, not that I really care or really wanna know or anything. I mean, seriously...

Love that smack down on Peewee's noggin...I need to emulate that for Scruffy. Maybe I need a small step stool.


Anakin Man said...

Big Me's!

Me finally got some 'puter time 'cuz me sissy has been on-line dating?
hmmmm... anyways- Me tinks me better stay away from Dex 'cuz Momma and me sissy's call me Turkey Man all 'da time and even put me in roasting pan once- me nerves..
Me not tinks me looks like Turkey-
Athough me Momma tinks Turkeys are cute..(hers knuckle head)

Congrats on yous Momma's job!

Yous Mini-Me's

The Thundering Herd said...

Mango, you are the linebacker of the deck aren't you?

Carol from Down Under said...

I feel sorry for the turkey all on his own. Are coyotes like our foxes. We have foxes that will get the chooks if they are left out at night. Our foxes are considered a pest as there as so many. They aren't seen in big cities but in our small town they are known to sneek around here and there. Good luck with your new job Momma. Be nice to your midget brother, Mango. No worries, love Carol.

Maggie and Mitch said...

I absolutely agree that you do have to smack those younger siblings on the side of their heads at times, Mango! Nice goin'!

Love ya lots

The Life of Riley said...

I love the way you wack the pea on the head, and must remember to do that when my own young pup gets too close!

Have a good weekend (and get your mum to take a break from all that double work stuff),


houndstooth said...

I think you should take Loki's dating tips! He's a very romantical sort of fellow!

Is the turkey a loser if the coyotes ate the rest of his herd, or is he one lucky bird?

You just hit Dexter in the head because you felt like it? Oh, Mango! That excuse never holds up in court!


Benny and Lily said...

hope mom is making more coins for more treats. Cool collar Pee Wee
Love and snorts
Benny & Lily

ForPetsSake said...

Bah!! I love that they both shoot you that serious stare of expectation...

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Congrats to Mango Momma! But Benny & Lily hit the nail on the head; unless she's getting paid double for the regular + clandestine work, Mango Momma needs a new agent.

We recognize an affectionate whap on the head greeting; we use them ourselves. And as a fellow water bird dog, Jed begs to remind one and all that Labrador [and other] RETRIEVERS don't stalk and kill birds; we RETRIEVE them after the bipeds have done the killing. Dex works to retriever union rules. Good Dex!

Jed & Abby

Beans4Biscuits said...

We love you films Mango!

And I entered the date contest JUST IN TIME!!

Sugar the Who

Anakin Man said...

Howdy Mango-
I just read your furiends tips and- ehem... teehees..

I like flowers


my bro is coming

Love Me,

Just Ramblin' said...

Your pups are amazing! I love how Mango is sitting on a toppled chair...such a cutie! Dexter is quite a sweetheart too. I have a soft spot for black labs and big pups!

Kari in WeHo said...

That is a bird dog fail!