If queried regarding my short walkies of late, momma will likely tell you that it is due to my large and having limited endurance self not tolerating the heat.
That could hardly be further from the truth as I am a robust dude, capable of vigorous strolls of upwards of one whole half mile.
No, the fact is, that the reason I demure on walkies during the summer months is......
That's right! The foolish woman has taken to wearing a bandanana under her hat. And not just any bandananana, but this most seasonably incorrect Halloween gem.
She claims that it keeps the sun off her neck and the flapping helps keep bugs away.
Are you freakin' kidding me? You never heard of sunblock or bug spray? The Mango is mortified.
Given that the neighbors have yet to comment, I have little doubt that she is smugly thinking that they have deemed her most clever and will soon be donning do rags of their own. Idiot woman. I fear that this has crossed a line and she will soon shamelessly wear her gnat hat off the property. Oh help!
And in other news...
Several alert readers commented that there was a little something missing from last week's word bubble Wednesday post...
Those ain't neuticles, that's the real deal!
Whilst other doggies...
Hey! It's ALL Mango... it's ALL good.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!