Let's face it, the Mango doesn't get out much. In fact with the exception of my brief yet curiously fatiguing perambulations up and down my street or trips to the spa or the vet or sometimes school, I just plain don't leave the estate.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the estate. It has everything a mastiff could want; food, sunshine, funballs training in the yard, and, of course, momma and master (oh yeah, and Pea I suppose).
But every now and then I yearn for an adventure... a really big adventure... a relentlessly huge adventure.
That is why, I, Mango, have decided to offer some lucky doggie or kitteh gal the chance for a dream come true. That's right... a date with ME! You heard it! Yup, I will squire one of you about town via the wonders of PhotoShop. Now who wouldn't jump at an opportunity like that?
So, if you are a girl doggie or kitteh and have always dreamed of spending time with my large and loving the ladies self, now is your chance. Just write a postie about why you would make the ideal date for the Mango by midnight on Saturday, June 25th and leave a comment so that I know you have posted. Then, one week from today, I will choose the winner and away we go!
Mango Man! Oh yeah!