It has been totally wicked pissah hot here forever! See that thermometer? Sure it only says 90 degrees, but that is late in the day and in the shade for goodness sake!
What's an active guy like me supposed to do to stay in shape?
Well, I suggested we break out my balance ball. What a super workout! Check out this movie. I am getting much better. Pretty soon, momma might not have to hold the ball in place, that's how talented I am.