Sunday, July 17, 2011

My Date with Cinnamon - Part 1

Before I start I am sad to have to share with you that the evil seizure monster visited my buddy, Fred. It might not be on his blog yet, but his mom posted it on his facebook and they could both use your good thoughts.

Friends, I need to tell you that momma hit the big old mark all as read button today without even looking so you'll need to let me know about any important news.

But it was so worth it because she helped me process the photos from my big date with Cinnamon! That's right! An event so big, so relentlessly huge, that it needs to be told in three parts. Today, I give you Part 1.

I am kind of embarrassed to admit that I accidentally fell asleep on my observation deck and totally missed Miss Cinnamon's flight arrival. But she is a resourceful gal and how wonderful it was to come to from my meditations and find her already situated on at my feet. She is so adorable!

Now Cinnamon's mom had packed lots of nice outfits for her, but for reasons that are unclear to me, she insisted that our first stop be the shopping mall where her plan was to hand over large bags of cash in return for some more, shall we say, date appropriate items.

Who is the Mango to argue, right?

About 87 hours later...

Hot momma! Yowsa! Right fellas? Look at the gams on that gal.

Given that Cinnamon and I are both most accomplished dancers, our first stop was the dance hall. She had scoped out stuff via the internets and selected a sedate ballroom setting.

Friends, can I make a confession? That ballroom dancing, while providing for upright snuggling opportunities is.... BORING! The Mango was like totally almost asleep on his feet. Not to mention that it appears to attract a questionable element.

I detected the sound of a possibly more entertaining party in progress.

"Miss Cinnamon," says I, "let's take a break and go see what is going on down the hall."

YES! Total score! Now this is what I call a dance party. The Mango wants in!

Can you dig it? Oh yeah!

Now, I promised Cinnamon's mom that I would not discuss my nards during my time with Cinnamon, but seriously, those pants! Surely they were not meant to contain my mango-ness with any degree of comfort.

So with a relentlessly huge RIIIIIP I tore that outfit off, tight pants and all and that wild, disco crazed Cinnamon followed suit and we found ourselves doing all out nekked break dancing!

Woo hoo!

Yuh, for sure, like you never knew I had the moves, did you? The Mango is nothing if not versatile.

To be continued...

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

Today's post featured

with special cameo appearances by

disco crowd scene courtesy of Miss Asta


Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Oh my that is quite the date!

Jen said...

WOW! I am quite impressed with the date thus far Mango! You really know how to impress the ladies!!

Jen and the black dog crew

Jake of Florida said...

Looks like your choice of a date was spot on!!!

Wirey woofs,

Jake and Just Harry

Wild Dingo said...

Ooooo I hope this goes through...

I was sooo waiting for this! Mango, Man! you got the moves. Let's get it started in here!

I always knew there was another side to Cinnamon! She's totally hot right now. I'm glad to see she had the good sense to buy some party clothes. i mean, who could party in that frock? I hope she used the master's credit card. i mean really, this date thing should be completely paid for. It isn't easy looking as good as she does. sure she's a natural cutie, but all those accessories... it takes work to put them on and make them look that good.

I'm afraid to read part 2 and 3. hope cinnamon makes it home in one piece or not too hung over!

Berts Blog said...

Oh Mango Man, you sure know how to show a girl a good time. Can't wait until part two. I am learning so much. I can't wait to try some of your moves on Annie


violett said...

Mango Wow, you're a hot guy. And Miss Cinnamon is super hot.
I'm looking forward to part 2and 3

Dory and the Mama said...

WOWZER Mango, you sure did luck out...Bilbo and I wish WE could be as good of a dancer as you are!!


PeeEss...We think Dory is kinda jealous!!

Sue said...

Hey Mango, you've been holding out on us, your fans. You did that sort of goofy dance with your Mama for the dance contest and all that time you could dance like this! You could have aced the contest, man.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Frankie Furter said...

Ummmmm I am sure that Cinnamon's mom won't mind in the least that you SHOWED your Nards instead of Talkin about them!
Wow.. Cinnamon certainl is NOT wearing the.. Prim and Proper outfits that her Mom chose fur her.
THIS is ... Some Kinda DATE fur sure. I can't wait to see More.

Asta ALWAYS knows how to Gather a GRRRREAT Crowd.

Gus said...

Mango Man!

What a fab intro to your date with Cinammon. You are surely showing here a wonderful time.


Reilly / Bree said...

Well - looks like the date has started off well - but where are the noms - I can not imagine you on a date without regular nom stops?

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We were wondering about those disco pants. Seemed like they'd be a little, erm, restrictive, if you know what I mean.... Heehee. We can't wait to see how the rest of the adventure, ah, date goes!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

PeeEss: Nothing exciting happening with us - just park time and a recap of the moosies (who have conveniently moved to someone else's estate, which is good, as Mom was less than thrilled about cleaning up their, uh, parting gifts!).

Oskar said...

Wow you really know how to show a lady a great time big guy!

Nubbin wiggles,

Lassiter Chase and T said...

I can't wait to hear more of ur date. U have really great dance moves.

Ms. ~K said...

Nekkid break dancing? Yo Mango, you can't keep us "hanging" like that!!!
Oh, Miss Cinnamon will never be the same!

STELLA from Down Under said...

Oh Uncle Mango, you and Miss Cinnamon are the best dancers ever! P.S. What are nards? What? Oh, sorry, mum said don't worry about all that funny business, just look at the pretty dresses. No worries, and love, Stella

houndstooth said...

I had no idea that Norwood and Khyra could bust a move like that! Dang! I'm impressed by how light you were on your feet, too. I also must add that Miss Cinnamon is completely adorable!


Momma Tea (also Ronnii and Uji whose open ids wont work) said...

Ohhh Mr Mango Dude mee can see mee needs to come to havs datin lessons from yoo for sure.
Can I ask is yor nards da same as mi bobbles as Da Mom Laydee calls dem ?


Maggie and Mitch said...

You were so sweet to take Cinnamon shopping, Mango. Looks like the new outfits paid off!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Quite the performance by you and MFT - we didn't know either of you could move like that!

Now that you have stripped naked, what can possibly come in Part 2 - bring it on.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

achieve1dream said...

Yay part one of the date! I'll have to come back and read this asap, but in a hurry at the moment. Just wanted to respond to your comment.

I feel bad leading poor Dexter on lol. Did he get a cookie when I clicked? :D

Zep is relaxing a lot. I don't know if it's because we've been putting all three in the round pen when we work with the horses or maybe just because he watches the other two with us. Today my husband rubbed all over Zeppelin and he was sooooo happy to have his itchies scratched. :) Maybe he'll tame down sooner than I thought.

I was so proud of Chrome for how well he did in the saddling. I don't think he'll puff up once he gets used to the saddle. I think it was just so new that he was a little tense. He relaxed really quickly. I'm so proud of my boy. Thanks for watching the video.

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

What fun Mango!!! You certainly do have the moves!!! You handsome devil!

Sarge said...

Hey Mango & Cinnamon!
Wow, what a great first part of your date experience! You both look amazing and you can totally cut a rug!! I can't wait to see more...and I'm really looking forward to more of Cinnamon's pawesome outfits!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow Mango after all that activity with Miss Cinnamon, I bet ya will be sleepin' fer a week. Ya must be plum tuckered out. I used ta dance a bit when I was a bit younger but in this heat, I just watch the front street fer intruders and stay cool.

Dewey Dewster here....

the booker man said...


way to start off your date with miss cinnamon, dude! i bet ya'll are gonna go grab some foodables next. i like that you did all the dancin' before you ate cuz you wouldn't want to get the toots from dancin' with a full tummy, now would you? teehee.

the booker man

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Nice moves Mango you know how to work the dance floor. Cinnamon those are lovely dresses.

I bet you were both exhausted after all that excitement.


Sammie and Avalon said...

We are waiting, baited breath, for the next installment of THE DATE!!! Love those white pants, Mango and your date, Cinnamon, is tres charmante - looking forward to seeing what happens to you two danceurs!
Sammie, Avalon and Oz

Lorenza said...

You should know that we girls never have enough outfits! Never!
And then... you got rid of yours!
Sure you had the moves!
Kisses and hugs

Au and Target said...

My fave is Mango fever :-)

DianeTaylor said...

Mango - you big stud you! My human was laughing her butt off at this post. You sure know how to show a girl a good time! YEAH - go Mango, go Mango, go Mango....

Can't wait for Parts 2 and 3

Your friend,

Indy Bones

Mack said...

Cinnamon is indeed one hot momma.
Can't wait for part 2 !

Heather and Pumpkin said...

I love the idea of a man who does not mind meditating while one shops.


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Harumph...snort...Lacie begins to rumble....sorta like that sound you get before an earthquake...steam begins to come outta her ears...her eyes begin to show the whites and her petite Lakeland head starts explosion is iminent.....

Audience of dogs seem to be rather statuesque...Stan seems a bit the temp down in there?????????



Peppy Sheppys said...

Wait a minute, this is the FIRST part of your date??? You are one energetic mastiff! I'm not sure I would have woken up after the shopping (though I might have taken the opportunity to find myself a nice sweater vest.)

Otis T. Potus.

ps. Our ape gagged a bit reading the rabbit story. She is so boring! It made me hungry for noms falling from the sky!

Daisy Dog said...

Mango this date is getting hot and steamy and we are still only on part 1!! YOua re s good shopper, women would fall over each other to have a man like you go shopping with them!

mayziegal said...

Wowee! This is just part ONE?? I can't wait to see what happens in part TWO! It kinda makes me wish I had entered your contest. But I'm not nearly the dancer that Cinnamon is. We prolly would've had to go play Bingo or something.

Wiggles & Wags,

brooke said...

HAHAHAHA! What a fun date so far! I can believe there was naked dancing!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Me is very impressed wit your date....butt....oh, my back is sore jus lookin' at you two!

Asta said...

I am vewy happy that Miss Cinnamon has such spiwit and can keep up wif youw welentlessly hooge Self..Honestly Mango, you two awe THE couple to watch..that dancing totally wocked Lacie was on the vewge of histewics and I had to hold hew back so that she wouldn't twy to intewfewe wif youw pawfect date.
Miss Cinnamon's shopping spwee suwe was a big success too..I love that spawkly dwess...can't wait to see mowe
smoochie kisses
pee ess thank you fow the shout out

Asta said...

I went to vist Fwed
I HATE the seezoowe monstew..that poow boy has had too many howwibull things happen to him

I'm cwossing my paws
smoochie kisses
pee esss Nowwood, Khywa and Pee Wee made the adventoowe even mowe exciting

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh my, a 3 part date??? Dang Mango you really are the Man!

woos, Tessa

Roo said...

BOL! Dude you really know how to treat a lady :) Glad you got out of those tight pants ;)

Waggin at ya,

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Looks as if you are both having FUN!!!!

Corbin said...

What an AWESOME date! I'm certainly jealous...

Anakin Man said...

Cinnamon looks super hots in her outfits!! I have you know- I could have worked those heels too!

We can't wait to find out more about your date!! So romantics!!

The girls,
TriXie and (IzZY)

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

You two are an interesting couple! Shall we call you Cingo? Mannamon?

Major shopping spree, risque dancing - whatever can happen next? We're happy to see you and Miss Cinnamon are keeping in trim for the next DWTDS contest!

Jed & Abby

achieve1dream said...

Hehe You better hope Cinnamon's mom doesn't hear about this!

Hound Girl said...

Thank you Thank you Thank you for spreading the word so more paws could be crossed for Fred. I cant tell you enough how grateful I am for yall.


Aniemother said...

Nice dance moves, Mango!

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

Mango, you are quite a dancer for a 'large' guy! And your Cinnamon Girl is the cat's meow!

milkathedane said...

How come I missed that disco party? Why didn't you wake me up, guys? I know I was tired from the flight.. but, c'mon! I missed that??? Mango dancing like crazy? I'm officially sad! :P