Poor, poor Mango! You are but skin and bones. And drool. We will try to have some meatables air lifted to you, so long as we do not eat them first.Sheps w/Pep, Otis & Grr.PS. Who are we kidding? We ate them already.
Mango, what on earth is happening? Are you on an enforced diet or something daft like that? The silly little bowl on your food rack would hold barely a mouthful for you. We are very worried about you Mango, very worried indeed!Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie
Has the DOH cut you off from your kibble? Do we need to send you care packages of food and treats?Your friends,Niamh & Ambrose
OoH Mango, dis is just not fair! I sure hopes dat you have been fed by now! :) Woofs and Licks,Maggie Mae
Hope dinner has arrived by now, Mango. Looks like Pee Wee was trying to take cuts in the food line.Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Try to hang on big guy.......I would like to help, butt it is time fur my morning snackies. Gotta go...
Hopefully it will be worht the wait and you will be getting Dexter's rations, too!Happy, Waggin' Tails, FUREVER!Stumpy and me
For such a big pup, Mango sure does look pitiful!
ummm--were you even in that picture or are you so starved i just can't see you? Eat up--love Guinness
Total Mango abuse!!So happy to hear the meds to keep the seizor muster away is helping!!!!
Mango, I'm amazed by how easy it has become to decipher your vocabulary. The fact that I can understand what "nommy raised food do hicky" means without a second's hesitation is...alarming.
Dude, Starving Dog Alert......I'll call the SDA today and get someone right on it....In the mean time, wait until no ones looking, then nose open the cupboard door. look for anything edible. Canned food is good too.Do it now, before you are too weak to open the can with your teeth.at the very least, puncture a can of tomatoe soup, or beef stew....just enough to suck out the juice. That will help keep your strength up.Dude.......I can see how serious this is......I'm rootin for you.Bert
MANGO ABUSE.... MANGO ABUSE...THIS is just terrrrible. I can NOT believe you are being mistreated in this way!!SHAME SHAME SHAME on your momma!!
Boy...what is it with the Mamas and keeping us well fed Mango...Maybe some mass discipline is needed!Smileys!Dory, Jacob and Bilbo
Man, I hope she feeds you before you faint from hunger!!
Poor thing looks famishedBenny & Lily
Wooo.... Mango! Are you ok, buddy?!?! I sure hope your mom feeds you soon!!!Luv,Dave
Oh, the humanity! You might perish just waiting for the food to arrive! It's just not right, Mango!Bunny
Has Momma lost her mentals completely with her new job??? OY! You poor abused boy!!! Clearly an intervention is needed!
DA RULES - When the big guy WANTS food - he gets food !!!!!!
Just start drooling next time Momma brings out a sandwich or something -- I'm sure she will get the hint to fill up your bowl. Hang in there!
This is so very SAD. I mean the Mango Man is so very hungry he cannot even stand up!PLEASE FEED the Mango!!woos, Tessa
Oh Mango, animal cruelty for sure!!
Mango, you do know that what they do at the retirement homes - line up early for dinner. You're not there yet! Ann
Hey Mango - We sure hope you get some food soon, you look a quart low, dude. Hey, does Dexter have one of those "Whoa! Slow down there!" bowls? How's that working? We think somebody in this house needs one of those...The Road Dogs
Oh, I always feel like that. The Evil Midget wants people to not "overfeed" the Starving Mastiff. As if THAT could happen! And at least your momma bought you a raised food do hicky. My midget stacked up two 5-gallon buckets and declared it "ugly but perfect." Lazy Evil Midget.Drools,Thor
Oh poor Uncle Mango, an empty food bowl. Isn't it just the most frustrating thing ever! Your legs are starting to look kinda skinny. Hope you get fed soon. No worries, and love, Stella
I swear I saw you on one of those commercials you are being so mistreated. Tell your mum to quit primping with her pumpkin bandana/getup and get kibble on the table! Kitty and Coco
We count the minutes between meals too, Mango! Meal time is our favorite time of the day!Love ya lotsMaggie and Mitch
Ohh Mango not the please eat slowly bowl!! You poor dog, shall I send over my tub of kitty snacks?
Hopes you get feed soon.
Food deprivation is torture, Mango. We say get one of those bowls between your teefies and bang it against the fridge - that oughtta send the DOH running!xoxoxoSammie, Avalon and Oz
No enforced diets allowed. That's not what you meant by watching what you eat is it? doG help us all....Thanks for stopping by- missed all you dudes!
MangoThis sounds like an emewgency to meWhy awe they stawving you my sweet and most lovabull fwiend?Let me know if I should hop on my vespa and make a food delivewy befow you stawvesmoochie kissesASTA
Hmm.. in need of legal representation, RH? Abby works pro bono when the cause is just.We admire your work ethic, being Mango-on-the-spot and concentrating fiercely on the feeding station. We infer the white bowl is for water [shouldn't that also be raised for your ease & comfort, BTW? We can get that in your contract], so the only feeding bowl in sight is PeeWee's? Perhaps the new job has scrambled Mango Momma's mentals and she mixed up the bowls, and put yours in PeeWee's place? Perhaps she just likes the black & white color coordination as a decorative statement? What color is your bowl? As previously noted, that Go Slow bowl is way too small for your RH self.As an opening negotiating position, lying so you block access to the back of the house and most of the kitchen is good. Should that fail to produce the required results, we generally find that planting ourselves in front of mama, preferably blocking the TV show she wants to see, and gazing intently into her eyes while whining softly does the trick. If that fails, Jed has been known to rear up and plant his two front paws on mama's person; think you're up to that much levitation? If that fails, work on the Mango Master. If all else fails, send up a flare and Abby will proceed to court post haste to file a Writ of Mandamus seeking a court order requiring Mango Momma to do her duty.Of course, you might consider that Mango Momma is just pooped from her new job, in which case some heartfelt Mango snuggles will certainly revive her enough to feed you & the squirt. Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire
Too bad The Doggy Nanny isn't khloser to Master Chew Sits -Woo khould work her fur your nom noms!Hugz&Khysses,Khyra
So Dexter has to eat from a bumpy bowl, too. Sky has a blue one because he's such a piggy and eats way too fast. Then he throws up after inhaling his food. He doesn't like the bumpy bowl because it slows him down and he finishes about the same time as everyone else.Morgan, Tsar and the Porties
Mango!I feel so sad looking at you there waiting for your foodables!I hope by this time in the night you got your dinner!Take careKisses and hugsLorenza
Poor Mango! We can tell you are about to faint with hunger. Poor, poor mango. Call the SPCA! or better still, KFC :-)We've got a new kitten. Come and take a look?
This all looks very suspicious...
Do I need to call the SPCA?!
Oh dear Mango, you look so hungry. If you lived in Chicago you could just go get a hot dog, or a deep dish pizza as big as PeeWee's pool.xoxoPumpkin
Wow. Um. Mom just leave a dish of food for us all day long (which my piggie sister Abby will take kibble from and spread all over the floor, making Mom mutter all sorts of HBO words and 'why did we get this puppy monster' comments). I'd definitely order in a pizza. Or three for your RH self. Just avoid the pepperoni - I have a feeling it might, uh, cause you some, erm, intestinal distress.*kissey face*-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Momma noticed the speed bumps in yous bowl. Momma says me needs a bowl like 'dat too 'cuz me's eats way too fast.'da nerve of yous getting starved.You should protest and take a big poop on 'da kitchen floor- 'dats what me does.Laters,Yous Mini-Me's
Poor Mango. Starving is the hardest thing to endure! Have you done anything wrong to your momma or brother?
Seriously, Mango...you're gonna live...my that cute Spice Girlie above has soulful brown eyes...and cute ears and a muzzle to die for...sheesch. Woe is the Lacie.Mumsie got her nails done today and she was thinkin' 'bout how cool it would be if you and the DOH would go get a pedicure together...you know...now that your mom's doin' Hardware and Home/Self Improvement? So they have little butterfly chairs and Mumsie said she could just see you in one with the back massage that shakes so hard all your suds would fly all over the other patrons...Can you say NIGHTMARE?Kisses, Beastie
I know just how you feel. I'm often starved by only getting 1 1/2 cup per meal time (twice per day) because of this evil thing called a "D I E T". It's just not right!Holly
i think woo are on the Nothing in Life is Free plan - includes foodies. me too.. i say let's strike!TM
What is it with humans they have the tick tocks and still can't mange to get us fed on time. We know exactly what time it is without any assistance. I feel your tummy rumbles. Hang on.
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