Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Terse Touch Me Tuesday

There I was, minding my own business when I feel a weird, alien tingle go through my large and not wanting cooties self.

Ew! MOM! Make him get his stinky feet off of me! I think I'm going to hurl.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Hey, you know that elk neck chewie the evil witch took away from me? Let me tell you that chewie messed with the Mango. No doubt. I was like totally farting so much that the paint started to peel off the walls and then my poop shooter turned into a missile launcher. Yoiks! So not worth it. And now momma is threatening me with just rice for supper since I kind of got up like three times last night. Oh, and as predicted, Pea's rib bone showed up right on schedule.


Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Oh Mango what a shame your delicious treat turned into you having such a poorly tummy. Hope your rice din dins helps you and you have an undisturbed night tonight.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Niamh said...

Stinky foot cooties are the worst! The nerve of that Pee Wee. So sorry to hear that the elk neck upset your tummy. Rice is boring but maybe the evil witch will put some chicken broth in it so it will taste better. Get well soon.

Your friend,

Bouncing Bertie said...

Too much detail on the elk bone after effects Mango. FAR too much detail.
Toodle pip!

Mack said...

I will def tell mom to stay away from the elk thingys! She bought us some antler chews and we never touched em~!
Is Pea using you for a footstool???

Cinnamon said...

Hello Mango - I am Mint. I am here on behalf of my sister Cinnamon as she is very busy preparing for the big date.

Hmmmm, was it really the elk neck that caused your stomach to act like that? Didn't you eat anything else while your momma was not watching? That's what my sister always does! On our walk today, she found a little piece of bone in a park and ate it all by herself without sharing it with me at all. She is a wonderful sister, but she is not very generous :-(

Anyway, take care and get better soon!

Maggie Mae said...

Bummer 'bouts dat elk bone Mango. :( Rice won't be so bad if your mom mixes if wif chicken!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

TMI, Mango! thank good ness you didn't think we needed visuals!

Happy, Waggin' Tails, FUREVER!
Stumpy and me

Ms. ~K said...

Thanks for sparing us w/ more elk details!
Sniff Dexter's paw, it smells like Fritos....

Gus said...

Yes Mango, thanks for editing the sharing session there. Hope the rice helps out, maybe some banana or applesauce too?


twobarkingdogs said...

Yikes! hope you feel better soon. and hahahah! "poop shooter" ... the image is funny, yet scary at the same time. gives new meaning to "stay downwind!"

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, your back will now smell like Dexter's feet! Do his feet smell like fritos?!? Sorry your treat gave you the sickies...not good. I bet you had to spend some time outdoors while your butt was stinky. Hope you feel better now.
BTW: Love your patriotic header pix!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

SissySees said...

Too busy admiring the adogable header photo. Very festive!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oooh. I wouldn't let the Pea touch you that way. Who KNOWS where that foot has been, or what it has been doing! Yikes. As for the paint-peeling farts, um, so that's worse than usual, huh? Did your Mom have to open every window and door in the house to, ah, vent the place? Or were you banished to the great outdoors?

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Reilly / Bree said...

Exactly - where has that foot been - what has it stepped in - eeeewwww more then cooties. I hope you disinfected the area right after.

The Thuglets said...

Oh heck..sometimes that what happens with the best of tatie treats!

Your new header photo is Absoulutely Brillo Paws!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

houndstooth said...

I've had a few treats that turned out like that myself, Mango! It's no fun!

Ooooo! I'd be totally disgusted if somebody got their feet on me!


rottrover said...

Well, Mango, the other reason Mom doesn't give us bones is because our first brother, Max, used to get marrow bones. Well, first, he would not easily relinquish said bones - we can chalk that up to the humans being newbie dog owners, but POOP SHOOTER ISSUES!?! Oh yeah. As you say, so not worth it...

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Kari in WeHo said...

make it stop, MAKE IT STOP


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Awww Mango, he is just trying to show you his care and affection!!!

Too bad about that elk neck- hope the poop shooter locks up soon.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Chester said...

LOVE your patriotic blog header Mango but didya ever think that the stick on the flag is what messed with your poop-shooter? I'm keepin' my paws crossed 'cuz Mom was thinkin' about gettin' me one but now that she's seen your issues, she has nixed the idea. Sooooo, if'n you wouldn't mind, puhleeze write a note to my Mom sayin' it was totally the flagstick and not the elk chewie.

Course, I guess you could say it was Pea's feet touchin' you that gave you a tummy cootie too. Either way, just write the note. Thanks.

Woofs and notable slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Barbara said...

Why is it that tasty treats make pooper shooters out of dogs? Not fair!!

Kitty+Coco said...

Good grief! That elk neck chewie must have been laced with Ex-Lax or something.

Pea Cooties, AHHHHHHHHHHH! I bet if you backed up your rear to Dex he would get that paw off like it had been burned..


Amber-Mae said...

Sorry about all that nasty farts you've been having. They must be pretty loud & stinky huh? I hope you feel better soon.

the booker man said...


that chewie sounds totally not worth it! nobuddy wants to have to resort to wearin' a diaper for poop shooter issues!!!

the booker man

STELLA from Down Under said...

Hi Uncle Mango, gee sounds like it must have been fun at your place. Tyler said you are his hero. Imagine being able to peel paint with your farts. Isn't it fun to get your mum up in the middle of the night? No worries, and love, Stella.

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Eeeeek Dexter foot germs and paint peeling explosions. Your place seems like boy heaven!

ps. I tagged stuffed kitteh in my meme!

Asta said...

Those Doofus cooties got vewy close, hmmm, between that elk neck chewie and Dextew, it seems youw system is going to empty itself fow a while.
Wice might ackshooly make youw gwand andmawveloos self feel lots bettew
smoochie kisses
pee ess I love youw most handsome headew pictoowe

Lorenza said...

He was touching you! Oh-oh!
And double Oh-oh! for the elk neck chewie effect on you!
I hope you are feeling well!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh Mango...when is PeeWee going to learn??

Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Well, once again Momma Knows Best. Fudge. We just hate it when that happens. Sounds like the elk neck bone was too gamey for the Mango innards, which sets us all back. After all, if the RH innards can't cope, those of us with regular innards don't stand a chance. Hope you enjoyed your rice. It was nice of Pea to give you comforting pats on the back. Next time he's sick, you can return the favor :)

Jed & Abby

mastertealc said...

Hiya Mango! Your new blog-header-picture is pawsome!!!! :)
Slobbers Teal'c
oh and say hello to Dexter too!

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Deefor said...

How dare he touch you?! I can touch Arrow-- even sit on him-- but he can't touch me. If he forgets I just growl at him and put him in his place. Loved your meaty bone day video. Too bad about the pooping. If you ignore the rice, they'll put hamburger in it.


Jaana said...

I can't understand leg cooties. I step on my sissies, they step on me, all good fun. But we had a visitor (mumz sissies owner Khris) and she told ME that I have leg cooties and can't crawl on her fluffy fur to take a nap! Funny doggies....

Au and Target said...

Oh what a shame! So much for enjoying your treats :-(

Anakin Man said...

Big Me's-
Me cannot belief 'dat Big Adventures had him stinky foots on you- me nerves

Me hopes you felt better after yous farting fest for sure and yous tell yous bro to keep him foots to himself

Laters Twinner,
yous Mini-Me's

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh Mango Dude I am so sorry bout the rotten elk neck! That was not nice! Sure hope you tummy feels better soon!

woos, Tessa

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Holy crap we've been gone forever...so we're just making one comment for like the last six posts, so we hope you don't hit that delete all button...

Firstest of all...WOW...so Mango Momma is gonna work in a Hardware Store? She must be so happy to be hangin' with all those tools and paint supplies and stuff. Now when she brings her work home with her, does that mean she's gonna be like varnishing stuff?? WOW.

Nuff said there.

As for that elk bone thing...ewwwwwwwwwww...missle launcher? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

As for having problems about your stoopid date with Nutmeg um Curry...er what spice girl is she?? Well, that's what happens when it's not a DATE with the Lacie.

Oh, I jumped on the bed last night and peed two quarts. Mumsie didn't find out till she got in bed to read her stoopid mystery and had to change her jamies cuz they were all wet. Not to mention two quilts and all the sheets and mattress pad. Heh heh heh...then this morning she was wearing Merrill snow boots in the yardie and she got a bilateral poop splat...and those Merrils have TREAD.

Miss Lacie Teacakes

Minnie-Moo (Rescue Lab) said...

Oh Mango, you're missing out if you don't like Labrador paws! Muzzle likes to kiss our paws :-)

Muzzle says sorry the yucky sounding thing (not Dexter's feet!) made your tummy go funny.


ForPetsSake said...

Haha - Labracooties!
I hope your pooper's feeling better soon, Mango!

Just Ramblin' said...

Yikes with the treat not being such a treat! Feel better! : )

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Geez, you sound like my neices and nephews!!!

Missile shooting = not good!! Stay away from those elk chewies!

Oskar said...

Sorry the elk neck poop shooters!

Nubbin wiggles,

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Mango & Dexter,

Mom just loves this new photo of stinky cootie foot. It's got her laughing. She even showed Dad who thought it was cute.