Usually on Sunday me and Pea each get a nommy bone to munch on. But this week, momma says, "oh Mango, I just ran the lawn tractor around and the digger wasps are most agitated so I think you need to stay inside."
Sure, because I am not keen on having another one of those sink it's pointy bottom into my large and not wanting to swell up self.
So we got our nommy bones on Monday.... night... like totally after dark!
Of course Pea stayed inside to enjoy his. Momma says that is because we can only enjoy nommy bones when there is a closed door in between us but I know that is just a ruse to protect his delicate labra-ego because the truth is that he is sometimes a big chicken to go out in the dark unless there is a rabbit out there.
Hey! Is he chewing in MY bed? No wonder it always smells like meat.
Me? Yuh, no worries because nothing like being out in the dark nomming on the leg of a cow that one could totally have hunted down and snared on his own for sure.
I am Mango! The mighty hunter!
Hmmm... that photo makes it look like my yard is a big hill. Seems that the photographer is a bit unstable. I'll have to look into that.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!