HEY! Thanks to everybody who bought votes for my large and handsome self in the Orvis competition. I am totally in the triple digits!
It has come to my attention that now even Microsoft is attempting to capitalize on my fame with, are you ready, MANGO PHONES!
Seriously. WTF? How can this be happening? The Mango is totally an Apple kind of dude for sure. And what is up with these Mango phones anyway? Will they emit slobbers? Howl for ring tones? Do they have paw friendly keys? Shame, shame on you Bill Gates and your uber geek squad.
But it gets worse, because it appears that Khyra's DOH has become obsessed with Mango consumables and has been finding them at an alarming rate. I fear that the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania has become some sort of distribution hub of these illicit products.
Mango yogurt, Mango smoothies, Mango, Mango, Mango!
And worst of all.... THIS!
So are you thinking what I'm thinking because Mango Pies are another term for my large and visible from outer space deposits which I leave with great gusto about the estate. Could it be? For real? The mind boggles.
This is me preparing more ingredients. Hehehe. Look for the "made from real Mango" label on those pies before you part with your dollars.
Wanna see something totally cool? Yuh, my bud and twinner, Otis, made a movie of him watching MY movie. You'll see, just click here, his mom switches to my movie at the 45 second mark. Isn't Otis like the second handsomest doggie you ever saw?
You're saying, "Hey Mango, WTF is so WTF about that?" And I say, "Damned if I know, but I really liked that movie and this was the next post in the queue, so just go with it."
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Pea is fully recovered from his mental fits, but he's still a total doofus.