Wednesday, August 3, 2011

WTF Wednesday - Shocking Mango Products and...

HEY! Thanks to everybody who bought votes for my large and handsome self in the Orvis competition. I am totally in the triple digits!

It has come to my attention that now even Microsoft is attempting to capitalize on my fame with, are you ready, MANGO PHONES!

Seriously. WTF? How can this be happening? The Mango is totally an Apple kind of dude for sure. And what is up with these Mango phones anyway? Will they emit slobbers? Howl for ring tones? Do they have paw friendly keys? Shame, shame on you Bill Gates and your uber geek squad.

But it gets worse, because it appears that Khyra's DOH has become obsessed with Mango consumables and has been finding them at an alarming rate. I fear that the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania has become some sort of distribution hub of these illicit products.

Mango yogurt, Mango smoothies, Mango, Mango, Mango!

WTF are Guanabanas?

And worst of all.... THIS!

So are you thinking what I'm thinking because Mango Pies are another term for my large and visible from outer space deposits which I leave with great gusto about the estate. Could it be? For real? The mind boggles.

This is me preparing more ingredients. Hehehe. Look for the "made from real Mango" label on those pies before you part with your dollars.

Wanna see something totally cool? Yuh, my bud and twinner, Otis, made a movie of him watching MY movie. You'll see, just click here, his mom switches to my movie at the 45 second mark. Isn't Otis like the second handsomest doggie you ever saw?

You're saying, "Hey Mango, WTF is so WTF about that?" And I say, "Damned if I know, but I really liked that movie and this was the next post in the queue, so just go with it."

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. Pea is fully recovered from his mental fits, but he's still a total doofus.


Priscilla said...

I am SHOCKED!!!!

You will still be the most beautiful , yummiest (as in good looking) mango ever!!!

Anonymous said...

BOL! Definitely staying away from your uh totally uh awesome Mango pies. =P

Waggin at ya,

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

As woo've seen, the Mango Pie was pawesome especially since it was served with some Mango Sorbet!


PeeEssWoo: Tasty Tuesday won't evFUR be the same!

Reilly / Bree said...

The Mom munches on Mango Jerky (she calls it dried mango) all the time and we could add heaps to your list - but she will definitely stay away from your mango pies

Mack said...

Pooooooop! I know a certain cocker mess (who shall remain nameless) that would love a taste of those Mango Pies!

Frankie Furter said...

Ewwwwwwwwww Mango Pie.. Avoid that at all cost

Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Hey Mango, our Mommy saw this at work the other day.

We didn't know you were so multi-lingual.

Tucker and Daisy

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Not sure we will be testing the Mango pie somehow..... good to see Dexter is back to normal.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Lassiter Chase and T said...

Too funny! Mommy thinks that picture of you making the all natural ingredients for the Mango Pie is hilarious!

Jen said...

I've been finding and taking pictures of mango products too- gotta send them to you SOON! I would be a little worried about that Mango Pie for sure though!!

Glad to hear the Labradude is back to normal!

Jen and the Black Dog Crew (Phew, we really ARE back!)

Sam and Pippen said...

Dude... we thinks you should sue that Bill Gates dude for copyright infringements on your name. You could probably get like a gazillion green papers from him. Then Mango Momma could quit her job and stay home and look after the RH 24/7/365!

Sam and Pippen

Anonymous said...

I just don't understand how all those foodable can be named after you??? How can they take YOUR name?

I so agree with WTF???

Glad that Dex is back to his normal self.

woos, Tessa

Dory and the Mama said...

I hope you are at least gettig a percentage of all Mango sales dude!!

Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

Peppy Sheppys said...


Brindle boys are most handsome for sure.

We don't know WTF mango guanabanas are but it sure sounds dirty.


bbes tribe said...

Hey Mango, having all those stuffs named after you must make you a star. You are so popular, they named all that after you...
The last pic of Pea looks like he totally wore himself out protecting the barf... but he looks happy with himself.
PeeEss: we won't be eating any mango Pies

Anonymous said...

Umm, I don't think I should really be admitting this...but........we currently have Mango Italian Ice in the freezer. And it's good. There, I said it. Phew. :(

Elyse (and innocent Riley)

Gracie =^o.o^= said...

I am hoping that you are getting lots of $$$$ in royalities for your products.
Oh, if you want to get away from your humans for awhile I am hosting Bora Bora Day starting tomorrow. Come early and stay as long as you want to.Everyone is invited and please bring as many friends as you like. I have most of the island rented out so there are plenty of rooms.

Sue said...

I completely sympathize. After all, my name is Fudge.
Fudge the Portie

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Mango, There is NO CURE for doofus! BOL!!!

Benny and Lily said...

It's a Mango extravaganza over there
Benny & Lily

road-dog-tales said...

Two words - copyright infringement! Get a lawyer - now! Could be big bucks in for ya.

The Road Dogs

Maggie and Mitch said...

Thanks for the heads-up. No Mango pies for us! NOPE!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Oskar said...

I think I'll skip the Mango pie!

Nubbin wiggles,

rottrover said...

OK, Mango. Get this - Mom recently saw something called BUBBA BURGERS in the market. Totally freaked us out.

(She actually tried to take a picture, but her phone didn't do a good job. Will send one, though.)

That Otis is one handsome fellow!

houndstooth said...

End of days, Mango! End of days! I'm a little, okay a lot, disturbed by the thoughts of those pies!


Anakin Man said...

Big Me's!!
First, me is power outraged at 'dis Mango stuffs.

Now, me not sure why me sissy's kept trying to big ee fy yous pho-toes and all hu hu or hee hee- but me will say 'dis--

Who is 'dat new Twinner Obbie or Oppie dude?
Momma tinks him super cutes!!
Me tinks he has what it takes for sure-
but me still is taller - just saying...

Yous Slightly Smaller (not by much)
Anakin Man

Au and Target said...

MOL, we're thinking you should send Mango pies to those name thieves!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Mango Pies???? (WTF) BOL

Me didn't need to see how dos pies are made. :o)

Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Zeek said...

Hahahaha! Mama loves it, Mango Pie! Now make sure they are giving you royalties for using your name & ingredients.
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Katie, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie & Zeek

Asta said...

I am finally home and weading wif shock all of the pwoducts that awe being pwodooced fwom youw welentlessly hooge and wondewful self wifout giving you any of the pwofits.
Pawsonally, I think I will stay away fwom the pies cause mommi is aways saying how fattening ies awe and it's still bikini season awound hewe.
so glad that Dextew has wecovewed fwom those mental fitses and tell him I would miss him being a Doofus, so I'm glad he's still one

smoochie kisses

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

Mango pie sounds a bit like Guinness pie

STELLA from Down Under said...

Hi Uncle Mango, mum said we are mangoarians (we don't eat mango). That picture of your bottom was very interesting and I asked mum lots of questions about it. She just said, ask your father when he gets home.

We are glad Dexter isn't postal anymore. No worries, and love, Stella

Heather and Pumpkin said...

Mango pie? I only eat Pumpkin pie myself.


Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

All that mango stuff...scary. Maybe you should take it as a compliment! Tell Stinky HOotie says hi.
Smooches from pooches,
BabyRocketDog & HOotie

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

This is just so disturbing on so many levels...

I'm bringing my own whipped cream...I think I shall commence with a large slice of Mango Pie and move on from there....