Thursday, September 22, 2011

WTF Wednesday - Thursday Hapless Mastiff Edition

This shocking video was brought to my attention via one of momma's FB pals.

Did you see that? Some poor mastiff just minding his own business when pshyco Bambi comes along and totally spins him into some undignified Cirque du Soleil move. As if!

In other news, after returning almost to normal, my BigFoot is bigger this morning and momma is all in a tizzy. Not scary totally WTF big, but bigger than it has been. Fear not, it doesn't hurt me at all.

And, I am happy to report that Miss Khady is feeling quite chipper as evidenced by this photo of her mom visiting her at the hospital.

Now if you are going to have bad sickies, it is good to at least have the kind that don't make you hurt. So it is certainly happy making to see her smiling, but she is still very ill and her time with us is short, so continue sending your good thoughts her way by visiting her here.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Gus said...

Mango Man...we are most concerned about your big(ger) foot! Once again, the Mango-master presents the humans with a puzzle.

It is taking all our zen not to panic.

Best wishes
gussie n teka

Wild Dingo said...

OMD! that's just wrong. and that wasn't Bambi, that was BAMBO! prolly where stallone got his moves. how whack is that?

yes, we are continuing good thoughts for Khady too. but your footsie! WTF? RH, have you been kickin' Pea a little too many times lately? lots of juno kisses for your footsie. her kisses are really soft and sweet and just what a big boy like you needs...

Mack said...

That poor poochie!
And we are so glad Miss Khady is feeling better. It's wonderful to see her smile!

Almost TGIF,

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

i think i finally figured out how to comment again after the blogger upgrad screwed us over. Mango we have been following your big foot adventures. I think groucho is behind it.

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

the video was very funny and we are still laughing

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, that deer's got some nerve! Obviously it has no idea that it's messing with a strong, fierce mastiff. Once that pooch's head quits spinning, I'm sure that deer will pay for that cheap shot. Still, it was pretty funny! BOL
Sorry to hear about your foot. I'm sending you healing vibes and also more going off to Ms Khady.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

Ha! I've had that same "WTF!!!" look on my face when life's slapped me upside the head, after chasing me down, too!

Amber DaWeenie said...

HeeHeeHee....BWHahahahahah...dat video tickles mee funny bones.

We visited Khady earlier this morning. Glad she's feeling a bit better.

Maggie Mae said...


Funny video, happy news 'bout Khady but sad news 'bout your (big)foot. :( Boxer puppy prayers is on da way to you.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

The Heartbeats said...

OMD!! That deer is CRAZY!!

We are sending happy thought to Khady...

Dude you know what they say about dogs with big paws right?? And yours is just gettin' bigger. Maybe you should use it as a pick up line...


Frankie Furter said...

I think that Deer has been spendin time with a batch of SQUIRRELS!!
Sorry about the return of BIG FOOT.
Good news about Khady.

Declan said...

Oh that's so not right... That poor doggie looks sooo embarrassed. Unkind human for videoing it hehe! Hope that big ol' paddy paw feels better soon fella. Deccy x

rottrover said...

Dear Bigfoot,

Lay off the hard liquor, dude. The swelling will go didn't get whacked by a deer did you??

I've got a serious limp going on in my right fore paw. I have to go to the V.E.T. tomorrow for the x-ray. Sheesh. I wish I knew Dexter in real life and he could just sniff it and give me the LAB-results...

Cross your RH paws for me.


Sue said...

Wow, that Bambi was moving. Stay away from crazy deer. Mom is always afraid that crazy hunters will shoot us instead of deer, so she won't let us out alone and she makes lots of noise when we walk in the woods.

We're sorry that your foot is getting big again. Maybe it's the right size and your other foot is shrinking.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Benny and Lily said...

We are shocked at Bambi. You can get him your big foot. Hope your tootsies feel better
Benny & Lily

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Psycho Bambi! Eeesh. We had some Bambis around here this morning, but never fear - we scared 'em off before they could dive-bomb us. (Maybe Bambi was running from falling satellite pieces....) Heehee.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oh yeah, and what's up with Big Foot? Would you stop it with that, already? The DOH panics really easily, and we'd hate to for you to fry her mentals with your Big Foot!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Tessa the Maltese said...

OK Mango so the BIG foot is back, I been thinkin that you should have them Mom put a secret camera to tape when you and Dexter are sleepin. I gots a feeling that Dex is wackin your foot with a hammer then rushing back to sleep. What do you think of that? I'm just sayin, it could happen!

woos, Tessa

Jasmine said...

WTF is right! Poor doggie looked a little dazed and confused, and who could blame him?
Hope your big foot stays under control this time. Sickies stink!

Puppy Love,
Jasmine and Winstin

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, that deer sure whammied that poor dog - he looks like he has no clue what just happened. As much as we love those Bambis, we do hear they can cause a lot of harm with those powerful legs.

Speaking of legs, or paws, Mango - what is up with that paw of yours? We are crossing OUR paws that this swelling goes away for good like right NOW.

The news about Khady Lynn is so encouraging, but yes, she still isn't out of the woods - she needs all of the power from all of our paws to heal her for good.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Maggie and Mitch said...

Psycho Bambi is right! What the heck was up with her?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Uncle Mango, I'm very sorry, but there is no flippin way I am coming to visit you in Master Chew Sits. Not only have I seen a video of a totally crazy squirrel attacking a doggie, now bambi has gone psycho. Where will it end? Give me kangaroos and koalas any day. Oh, Mum said they can be dangerous at times too. I hope Rory gets big soon to be the muscle in the family. See ya. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh, Hi again Uncle Mango, we forgot to say, sorry about your big foot. Hope its better real soon. Kisses Stella

Marjie said...

He sure looked startled! Damn deer! I can't wait for my dentist to show up in my yard and take out a few of the (expletive deleted)s.

Luna said...

Hope your foot feels better soon big man!!! :D


Berts Blog said...

Mango Dude, My Vickie would be thrilled to have you send a couple of pictures without......the wee little humans. We could use one of you and Dex sitting and looking up into the sky, or just sitten lookin handsome....stuff like that.....

if you get a chance.


PS loved the video.....

wouldn't want to be there thought

jen said...

That video is just crazy and so is the deer!!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Mango...we shall go to visit Miss Khady pronto...she sure looks happy to see her mom!

As for that psycho Bambi, I'm still trying to tell if he actually attacked the hapless Mastiff, or if he simply fell over him. I do have to admit Mr. Mastiff looked quite upset and had a bad case of down tail.

Speaking of cases, what the heck is wrong with your foot? We better get to the bottom of it...


Lacie Beast

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

This is why mastiffs should always travel in packs. Mama always had at least 2 Danes, and sometimes up to 7. They never got charged by psycho Bambi - or anything else. Even though we're a lot smaller, Abby's got such a strong prey drive she could probably take down a deer all by herself. And with Cousin Pretty Girl on hand, for sure they could nail Bambi.

So sorry your foot is swelling again. Maybe you're sleeping on it wrong? Try sleeping on your other side. Did Mango Momma slack off on the deep tissue massages?

Jed & Abby

KB said...

Oh no - big foot is coming back. I am so unhappy to hear that. I hope that your vet can get to bottom of it. Maybe it's time for a specialist? You know better than I do.

On good news note, our K has been off antibiotics for almost a week and is still OK. I probably just jinxed it.

I, too, am so glad that Khady will get to go home.

Holly and Khady said...

Oh Mango, we are so humbled by your continued thoughts and prayers for our dear sweet baby Khady, even with your own problems happening! We will add you and also Miss Cleo's family to our prayers. All the wonderful pups who have stopped over at our blog because they saw your posts is just overwhelming and such a comfort to all of us. Mom and dad are certainly happy that the numbers are going down and that Khady will be coming home, even though we have no idea how much time we will get with her. Ever single day with be a blessing and we will value each and every one!

From the bottom of ALL our hearts, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! Mom wishes she wasn't half way across the country cuz she really wants to give you all a hug for caring so much for our baby!

I can't wait to have my baby back where she belongs!

Holly and the rest of the gang and their humans too.

Chester said...

Mom watched that same video yesterday via emailage and thought it was a boxer dawg. No matter that she barely knows a human from a canine, either way - YIKES! My brown noggin' wants to wonder who in the "H" would stand there and video that whilest such carryin's on were happenin' and why didn't they drop the camera to see if'n the dawg was OKies? Humans, can't live with 'em and can't bite 'em.

That is a sad fact about Ms. Khady. Such a beautiful girl to have such bad sickies. Big Brown (((HUGS))) to her and to her mama. For reasons unbeknownst to us, life is not always what we'd like it to be. We wish her no pain her last days here on this side of the Bridge.

So how long you gonna play the sympathy card on that more than relentlessly huge paw of yours? Stop it doood - whatever it might be that's causin' it's biggifiness.

Woofs and out of proportion slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

OMG MANGO!!! That video FREAKED ME OUT!! I was so scared once I knew the dear was gonna hit the pup!!! I come from deer country... they are not animals to be messed with!!! So glad he's OK!!!

Glad your paw is behaving!!

Asta said...

Dawling Mango
That video was indeed shocking..once again a lovely mastiff demonstwated theiw calm and contemplative mannew when that Psycho bambi totally diswupts things
I hope this nevew happens to you

I am upset about youw footie and send many healing smoochies..Khady makes me cwy wif hew happy smile it's just not faiw
smoochie kisses

Katie, Sparky, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie, Zeek said...

Wow, psycho bambi on the run! That poor dog. Now Mango, we're very worried about your big foot. Something is wrong with it. What does the vet think?
Wirey Hugs, Purrz & Licks,
Katie, Sparky, Ruby, Sylvester, Scuby, Hootie & Zeek

Lexi and Jasper the Danes said...

Holey Moley!! We weren't expecting that - and we always thought Bambi was so lovely!

We hope your foot gets better soon :)

Licks and lots of slobber,
Lexi and Jasper the Danes!!

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Crazy deer it plowed right through that pup. I like the way he gets up and checks out his back end to make sure all is as it should be as if saying tail you still there.

Mango what is up with your foot? Tell it to stop stressing your momma.


Stanislaw said...

Hey there Dudes of Enormous Sizes.

I am jealous of your huge foot. Although I am told that I have enormous cocker spanial-style footses, they don't come close to your walkers. I would use them to open doors and drawers and things. You might find some deliciousness to feast on that way.

It was nice to hear from you guys!

Au and Target said...

We are worried about your paw, Mango. We're purring for you and your pal Khady. Also, we've given you and Dexter an award. Check in about an hour to see, OK?

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Mango, that video is just cruel and inhumane...we always chase the deer out of yard, because you never know when one will go psycho, just like the one in the video!!!
We hope your paw-paw feels better soon, very puzzling!

Lassiter Chase and T said...

That Bambi/Mastiff video is too funny. I guess that's one of the deleted scene's from the real Bambi movie!