Wednesday, October 12, 2011

WTF Wednesday - Rude Humans



Do your humans ever talk about your replacement right in front of you?

Like I totally get that someday I will be crossing over the Rainbow Bridge, OK? But I'm not dead yet for crap's sake.

Show some compassion.



WTF! Seriously? That's cold.

Yuh, and just the notion that they might actually get another labradoink is enough to make me perk up and stick around for many years to come. As if!

Well, maybe if it was one of those smokin hot blond bitches I might reconsider. But if that is what they have in mind..... the Mango is willing. I promise I wouldn't lay a paw on her until she was old enough to get heated up. Yeah, baby!

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

48 comments:

Luna said...

How very rude of them!!!

Say no to the Labradoinks!!

xo
Luna

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Uncle Mango, we knew of a friend of yours called Thor who lived till he was 10. Hehehe that would show them. Do you have to wait for summer to get heated up with a friend? Also you would be proud cause Rory can get a lipstick but mum says to stop looking at it. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Declan said...

Least they aren't talking of getting a cat mate.... Deccy x

Maggie and Mitch said...

I've heard conversations in my house about the same thing, Mango. Hoomans can say the stoopidest things sometimes! Besides, we're going to be around forever, so there!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Anny said...

How very mean of them... for that, you haveta live a very very long time and make their life busy... hehehe

Bouncing Bertie said...

It's always "oh I would so love to have an Alaskan Malamute one day" here. Grrrrrh.

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Hey big dude - a stud like you should be pappa to a litter of little mango's keep the legacy going I say!!!

Wild Dingo said...

Maybe you should talk about replacement humans, or better yet, leave a few pressies from your relentlessly large bottom in their favorite spots inside the estate when they talk like that? Revenge is a dish best served relentlessly stinky after all!

jen said...

The nerve! How about you just come and live us Newfs!

Hound Girl said...

I mean cmon I can see where your pawrents are coming from - who wouldnt love more labbies!!!!!! :)
You can always come live with Fred in Texas :)

Chester said...

Geesh Mango - that's about as cold as it gets. If'n I was you, I'd stick around for a long time just to show 'em nobody replaces Mango until Mango's ready to be replaced. Even I know a smokin' hawt blonde biatch doesn't compare to your Relentlessly Huge self.

Woofs and cold slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Haha @ Wild Dingo's dish of stinky revenge!

Priscilla said...

The humans are definitely rude. Live long and show them your true colors!

Mango is irreplaceable!!

HoundDogMom said...

Seriously, that is so rude of them humans. I think they need a timeout for sure. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Gus said...

Well, that Miss Sophie was a pretty hot number, so she might be worth waiting around for.

gussie

themaster said...

Like all aging humans, we were only talking about downsizing.

Roscoe Harville said...

I am sorry Mango. :-( This is very rude. If I had to choose though....I would go with the rotti to replace you :-p
XO Roscoe

Jen said...

There are ALWAYS conversations in this house about who the next dog will be- always on the hunt for my next dog sport star. I am SURE Spike gets offended everytime I do, as he is the main man at the moment. But, hang in there Mango for an extra long time just to prove your point!! lol

Jen and the Black Dog Crew

Amber DaWeenie said...

Well, you show them, Mango. Stick around like FOREVER!!!!

:o)

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, I agree! That's totally rude. They forget we hear everything! I don't think it will matter...you're here to STAY! Getting a girly sis would be fun though.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

I even show Stumpy pictures! and I go so far as to point out qualities tht she may not possess (non-shedding, not a judgemental beotch,would be appreciation of a good home)

Of course, being the queen, I depend on her approval.

Happy, Waggin' Tails, FUREVER!
Stumpy and me

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

The least they could do would be to have that conversation in a foreign language like they do when they don't want the human kids to know what they are talking about. Seriously, Mango, that really is just plain rude. The best way to get back at them is to be sure to keep yourself really healthy and live to be a very old guy.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

The Boston Lady said...

Mango, this should be incentive to be on record as the oldest Mastiff evah! But tell your momma, this secretly made me chuckle. As if!!!! Ann TBL

Barbara said...

How rude! And to get another lab? Outrageous!!

Go pee on something. They deserve it.

Mack said...

My peeps do the same thing!
And it hurts me deeply as well.
Have they no shame???

Maggie Mae said...

Mango,

OoH dat is Rude wif a capital "R" my furiend.
Some peoples....geez!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Frankie Furter said...

I say, "When THEY start talkin CRAP... Leave em Some!"

Marjie said...

Pretty inconsiderate. But maybe they are just thinking of adding another friend to the family for you. A bull mastiff would be sort of a junior Mango! Maybe he would be called Kiwi or something.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Look at it this way Mango, she is only talking. This one over here was actually looking on the French Bulldog Rescue Networks available dog section!
Benny & Lily

Jasmine said...

Winstin, Jasmine's big brother here:
Beware, Mango Man. I started hearing talk like that around my house, and before you know it, Mommy went out and got my "replacement" before I needed replacing. Now I'm stuck living out my "golden years" with a head-boxing, bouncing off the walls Dane puppy!
Again, be afraid Mango, be very afraid...

Senior Slobbers,
Winstin

Tessa the Maltese said...

I say in the middle of the night, EVERY night, just stand over each one of your peeps and drool them awake! Let them know how upset you are!

How rude!

Woos, Tessa

houndstooth said...

That's rather cold-hearted of them indeed! Still, those Labradors are rather jovial and entertaining!

Bunny

Sherry said...

Perhaps they are thinking of starting a school with you as headmaster? You'd need an assistant, not a replacement!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

You're going to need years of expensive therapy, after that kind of psychological abuse. Replacement, indeed. Does Mango Momma go on about the replacement for Mango Master, and visa versa? Maybe it is time to bring in a Baby Raja, though, so you can train her up right and enjoy the fruit of your labors :) Shall we send you one?

Jed & Abby

KB said...

I agree, WTF!!!! If you act really broken up over their rudeness, I bet that you can get tons of treats out of this situation, Mango!

I'm ignoring your comments about a yellow lab bitch. Be a gentleman.

Au and Target said...

Mango, you're a hound dog - and that's a compliment :-)

The Thuglets said...

Hmm..maybe you misheard and they are thinking of a new new bro or sis for you?

Whatever you keep those paws firmly planted and going strong for along time yet mate!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

How horrible of those humans! Mom is always talking about me having a doggy sister but for sure that isn't for a few years yet. Hopefully they won't replace you before you are even gone!

We are so glad that you are enjoying your tennis ball. We didn't know that was squeaky too! I guess Mom's jaws wern't big enough to find out. I do hope that dear pea doesn't get too silly on his beer!

The Island Cats said...

Jeez, Mango, if we heard our humans doing stuff like that, we'd put the major bitey on them!! That's really rude!!

Sam and Pippen said...

Yep... this isn't surprising dude... the other night mom and I was watching the TV and out of nowhere she says... 'the next dog I get I'm gonna call him Mowgli' WTF!

Sam and Pippen

Asta said...

Mango
It's unthinkabully woode
but if talking about labwadowks will make you stick awound lots oongew than i'm all fow it Labwadowk,Labwadowk,Labwadowk,Labwadowk
(whew that is a mouffull)
I will set you up wif a hot blondie if you pwomise to be well and stay fuw yeaws and yeaws
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Wyatt said...

Peeps are stoopid, mine talk of going with a smaller dog...haha, like a Welshie is going to be better behaved than a Dale-dog....hahaha!

Wyatt

Sue said...

We're all trying to tire Mom and Dad out so much that they can't even think about another dog.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Ms. ~K said...

"smokin hot blond bitches"....
Did someone call my name!?! :)
Sassy

Ms. ~K said...

BTW, Our Rama says her "next" dog is going to be a small doggie that can sit in her lap and get in bed with her...since we're planning to be around for a long time, she'll just have keep dreaming...
Zack, Sassy, and, Buddy

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe woo should turn the tables on them -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Mabel and I vote for rottenweiler but... there is NO replacement for you Mango!

xoxoxo

rottrover said...

yeah. don't even get me started...

-Gizmo

a french bulldog. AS IF!!! sheesh...

Honey the Great Dane said...

Yeah, I get that too, Mango. In fact, I have a human who started talking about my "short average lifespan" when I was still a pup! Sometimes I think all she thinks about is preparing for me dying soon...sheesh! She says it's her way of protecting her heart so that she keeps telling herself I won't be around for much longer - sort of like preparing yourself for bad news, so that it isn't such a horrible shock...but come on! Talk about premature imagination!! :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane