Saturday, November 19, 2011

The Mango is on the DL!


Sure. Last night I was all bouncing and having a great time with momma and Pea when all of a sudden my hinterlands go a flying off in a weird direction and down I crash. I admit, I cried like a girl for sure. You would have too!

Then this morning I like totally could not get my bottom to work right and it kept making angry feelings into my brains like total OWIE!

Look at me all trying to get up (oops, excuse my lipstick).

I already had an appointment with vet lady to photocopy my bigfoot, but when she saw how sore I was she said, "Oh Mango, you will need to go to a place with a bigger photocopy machine."

So home we came and I took some extra of those NSAIDs and now I am all about just kind of hanging in the sun.

My appointment is two whole days away so for now momma is helping me get up and down as much as possible.

Momma made a little movie of me all hobbling and stumbling. Before you watch it, I need to tell you something. Mastiffs cannot walk on three legs. Nope. Not gonna happen. Out of the question. Think my little pony, OK?

I'm kind of OK on the flat, but any bumps and away goes my bottom. Like it's made of jello.

You know what is the worst? I didn't get to ROTE because you know who didn't want to keep lifting my bottom into the mastiff mobile and there was totally another mastiff at the doggie store! Like that will ever happen again. Sheesh.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

P.S. From Mango Momma
Mango took quit a tumble. As near as the vet can tell he has soft tissue damage. He is very resistant to being aided and when I try to help him up he sits in to me, but we manage. I've had to aid him with his potty because he cannot "assume the position" and this has been, well, uncomfortable for both of us. I need to balance keeping him moving a little with letting him rest. It does seem to work itself out a bit when he walks, but he stumbles on any little pitch in the lawn. This isn't the first time he has twisted his hind end and hopefully he will feel better in a couple of days. If not, we have an appointment on Monday to go to the special vet with the relentlessly huge x-ray machine.


Sue said...

Poor Mango. Morgan says she knows just how you're feeling. She needs help on stairs though it's getting better. Hope the vet lady has something that makes you all better soon.
Morgan, Tsar and the Porties

Jen said...

Ahhh! Poor Mango! Sophie who continues to hobble too is sending her best labradork wishes and kisses. Hang in there buddy and here's hoping you don't need to visit the relentlessly hug X-ray!

Jen and the mostly Black Dog Crew

Declan said...

Mango Man! Wobble bot is not good. Hope it's better soon fella. Deccy x

Boondocks Love Shack Pack said...

Oh, Mango, you poor thing! Hope you are back up and running and romping soon!!!

Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack

Jasmine said...

Poor, poor Mango. Your RH self tends to get the most RH owies and sickies. I hope you get to feeling better soon. Best wishes and...

Puppy Love,

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Oh Mango Man, we hopes it is nothing serious. You do seem to be in a predicament. How unfair you didn't get to go to ROTE when there was another Mastiff there.

ArtemisiaFSS said...

We are sending healing purrs.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Oh Dear, Mango! That does sound rather uncomfortable. We hope it's better soonest.

Did you see the comment we added to your last post about some very worrying news from Pakistan?


The Army of Four said...

Oh, no! Mango! You poor guy! We need you to get all better and stop with the owies!!!! Please keep us posted on what they find out. Trust your mom to help you, OK?
Play bows,

Keisha said...

O hai! I hope u feel better. {{{Mango}}}

Sam said...

Poor guy! We hope you feel better soon!


Berts Blog said...

Mango Dude, How can I make fun of your button nose when your hurtin.

IS this your way of gettin one up on me.

Well, it worked. Now I am worried about you my friend.

Take it easy, lean on your human and don't be shy about it and GET BETTER SOON.

From your Big nosed friend

Sasha said...

Oh, poor Mango, injuries in the bottomnal area are not to be sneezed at!

I've just recovered from the owies where I had my bum pimples removed, but they were little, and your bottom is so much larger than me (possibly even larger than two of me), it must be very sore!

If it doesn't go away in a reasonable time, ask your human to find you a doggy acupuncturist or Bowen therapist, they are very good.

Puppy kisses

The Thuglets said...

Oh Crikey..Mango you poor guy! Rest up and hang in there. Sending lots of airezen to hope you are soon all mended!

Extra BIg Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, Mango....Ouch!!! Dat looks really sore. Hurry up and get well so we all don't has to worry bout you, ok?

rottrover said...

Mango! Dude!! That hip looks sore. You probably need a heating pad and a temperpedic dog bed! Feel better, big guy!

-Bart and Ruby

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Hi Uncle Mango, please, please, please get better soon. We are sending puppy kisses and slobber from Rory. You know how much hanging slobber makes people move fast, we thought it might work on you too.

Mango Momma hugs to you too. Good luck with the visit to the Vets and the X Ray.

We will be thinking of you Uncle Wobbly Mango. No worries (especially for you and Momma) and extra love, Stella and Rory

Maggie Mae said...


Another owie? Not fair at all my furiend! I am sendin' boxer puppy prayers to you right now.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS Max my Brudder is on his way to your house so you can put his head in your mouth, dat will make you feel better fur sure!

The Boston Lady said...

Oh Mango, it's just not the same when you are hurting. It's tough to see you moving like that and I know it must be really hard on your Momma. Can't the Pea help out in some way - like pull you in your own chariot, just as you deserve? Feel better big man. Ann TBL

Frankie Furter said...

MANGO... my furend I am beginnin to think that you have some sort of HOOOOGE... Relentlessly HOOOOOOGE Millstone around Your Neck. What is up with this??? Darn it buddy, we need to get a MEGA STRENGTH Blogville FORCEFUL Field to put around you.
I am soooooo very much sorry to hear that your... Nether Regions are givin you so much trouble. PLEASE be very much careful when you try to move around your estate... and fur goodness sake.. let your momma HELP you... with your potty and stuffs.
Here are some Dachshund Special
I gave you a RH amount of them. OK?

Marjie said...

Poor baby! Give him a relentlessly huge hug from someone who loves mastiffs and him hugely.

The Life of Riley said...

Hey mango,

The phrase "the bigger you are the harder you fall" comes to mind, so with your size your fall must have really hurt!

I hope you are feeling better and back to your usual self soon.


Stacey said...

Oh no! Poor Puppy! I hope everything goes OK at the vet and he's back to himself soon! You have my best wishes!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Mango, we would totally cry like girls, too. Oh. Wait. We ARE girls. But we'd still totally cry like girls if our body parts went in completely unexpected and undesired directions! Get better soon, RH! We doubt the DOH is up for much, ah, assisting if you know what we mean! I mean, she's this little teeny person, and when you assume the position, well, there's a lot of you to manage! Feel better soon, and enjoy your sun! (We're enjoying our new snow, so everyone is happy, right?)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Laura, Lance, and Vito said...

Oh Mango!!! It's a good thing this year is almost over. Next year will be a better one for you.

GOOSE said...

Mango Bert sent me over. Sending you Get Well Wishes! And you're right... Bert does have a big snoot.

Gus said...

OH Mango! We are totally keeping paws crossed that your bottom gets unkinked and you get a big hug from the special vet.

Teka Toy


Get better soon Mango. We are sending healing collie vibes your way.

Essex & Sherman

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Mango, we are so very sorry to hear about your most recent injury! We will be keeping our paws crossed for your speedy recovery. Does Mango Momma have one of those slings that go under your tummy in front of your lipstick, with handles on both sides, so Mango Momma can help hoist you and steady your gait? Mama used one of those for one of her senior Danes and it really helped. Until you're well enough for some PT to strengthen your posterior, perhaps the acupuncture and/or massage suggested by Sasha would help. And drugs. Don't forget to ask for some Mango-strength pain killers!

Jed & Abby

Bolo said...

Stop getting hurt Mango! Get well though and don't fall on your Momma when she's helping you.

houndstooth said...

Oh, ouch! Mango, we're sending you lots of feel better vibes! Is it possible that you have a pinched nerve? Whatever it turns out to be, we hope it's much better soon!


Nola said...

Oh you poor thing! Momma's old Mastiff had the same thing happen to her, I know how hard it is. Hope you feel better soon, and keep us updated.
Kisses and Tail Wags,
Dachshund Nola

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh Mango, we are so sorry you are hurting. It is easy to see you are in pain. Feel better, pal. Hope the vet can make you all better soon.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Poor Mango Man! Feel better big guy!!!

Anonymous said...

That's just pitiful. The cheerful, upbeat music on the video confused me though. Seems like a darker or at least melancholy selection would have been more appropriate considering your sad expression and wobbly legs:(

feel better

FiveSibesMom said...

Oh I am so sorry to hear about your owie bottom, Mango. I am working on publishing an article about laser therapy that I am having conducted on Gibson. Maybe when you see your vet, you can ask about it. It helps to promote healing and sounds like your injury would be a good candidate. Let me know and we are thinking of you! I'll be posting more on the laser therapy soon. Get better soon!!!

Ina in Alaska said...

We are so sorry Mango (& Momma) hope you feel better soon! That looks ouchie x 1 million!!


Hi there Nancy,
I am so sorry to hear about Mango's owies. You are right...when our dogs hurt, so do we. I really hope that you find the correct answers and that he recovers really soon. My warm thoughts are with you all - you are never far from my thoughts. Hang in there!
Sending lotsaluv

Sally Ann and Andy said...

I sure hope you are feeling better. That is not good. It will get better, just hang in there.
A worried Welsh woman,
Sally Ann

Priscilla said...

Ouch! that hurts!!!

Hope some hot/cold healing methods do the wonder. Some doggy massage might help as it can give your muscle more strengths. We did those with Mika when his leg was weak.

Get well soon, Mango Man!!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

We are sending you lots of AireZen, Mango. We hope you feel better soon. We feel so badly for you.

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Ms. ~K said...

Oh Mango, It's painful just watching this video, seeing you hobbling around! The largest fall the hardest!
As mush as you hate it, we're sending lots of LabraLicks and Get Well Wishes!

PS...Buddy started limping on his "good leg" yesterday after a romp in the he's now laying low too Mango! :(
Sending hugs to MangoMom!

Tucker said...

Mango that looks like it hurts. I did the banana splits at the dog park one day when I was younger and had similar leg ouchies. The vet says those soft tissue damages take a long time to heal. I hope you gets better soon.

woof - Tucker

Just Ramblin' said...

Breaking my heart Mango,... breaking my heart. Feel better soon, real soon. : )

The Heartbeats said...

Dude sorry your booty is giving you troubles. Mamma had to take me to the dr last weekend cause I scratched my eye. Darn eye drop. Anywho, I have bulked up my muscles to studly 85 lbs. Aren't you proud?

Dude I hope you feel better soon cause we need to go trollin' for the ladies.


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

reminds of a Saige. she was just never well and i was constantly holding my breath around her. she was so big--but so suseptible and sensitive to everything. Mango is certainly a trouper.

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

excuse bad spelling. reading too many bad spelling spam letters

ocmist said...

So this is what happened... We are backtracking and wondered what was going on, but are so glad that you are getting better.

Grammy is so glad that Grandma OC isn't really big, so they don't have to hold her up and Uncle Robert was able to make her a wheelchair. Her hind end doesn't work at all now, and it is even hard for her to sit up without support, but she still smiles and follows Grammy with her eyes wherever she goes. She isn't in pain, as the meds help with that.

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Mango you gotta get better and stay better. Hope you are moving about good as new very soon.


Moose said...

Oh noes!!! I heard about this on FB but don't think I understood how bad it was. I also didn't think about not even being able to three leg. I know you are a bit better now because I am so far behind on blogland but yikes. stay out of trouble from now on buddy!

achieve1dream said...

Poor Mango!!! Keeping my fingers crossed and hurrying on to read more . . .