LabraMAD on Monday

Who doesn't love agility, right? I, for one, consider it a grand form of exercise, not just for yours truly, but it also gets momma moving at high speeds even if it is only for short periods of time.

That said, my agility equipment is of the finest competition grade quality money can buy. I believe that the entire experience is enhanced by being able to imagine oneself in the ring, crowds cheering.

So, imagine my dismay to find that my jump posts had been vandalized!

Do you see that? The purple and yellow settings almost obliterated!

It didn't take long for me to determine the culprit as one could hear momma's shrieks of horror during poop patrol "Oh, Mango! What is this big chunk of purple plastic in your poo?"

While some of you will be disappointed, I suspect that most of you will be relieved that I did successfully dissuade her from photographing the evidence for your viewing pleasure.

Now, "why" is the question of moment.

One can only assume that the miscreant was experiencing a fit of envy over my superior agility skills.

Fear not, dear readers, those purple and yellow settings are for light weights.

I, Dexter, routinely engage on the blue setting.

Rest assured that I will be keeping a close watch on my agility equipment henceforth.

Perhaps I will wrap it in lettuce when not in use.

Dexter done!