Friday, February 3, 2012

I Don't Ask for Much



I'm a humble guy.




I don't ask for much.





But maybe I could get just one day.





One day, that's all I'm asking.







Where I don't get icky slobbers all over my beautiful labrafurs.





Dexter done!


43 comments:

sharkgila said...

We thinks the slobbers are cute decorations on your shiny fur.

Wooooo,
Togo, Tagar & Gamby

scotsmad said...

here's to a slobber-free day!!!!

XXXOOO Daisy,Bella & Roxy

HoundDogMom said...

Kisses and Slobbers to you. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It's such a 'special' way to show how much he wuvs woo ;-)

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I know he's sooo furry sad he khan't produce enough 'bling' to khover DaBeastie...just sayin'

Declan said...

Comes with having a big brudder I guess! Deccy x

chicamom85 said...

Dexter that is pretty gross, I must admit. Maybe Mango should have a bib on all the time. I bet when he starts shaking his large self and suds are a flying, you run away. I would. Do you ever rub eye boogers on him? It might be a way to get back at him.

licks and sniffs Sasha

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We agree - that is just a little gross and does not enhance your shiny labracoat at all

Minna Krebs said...

Thank dogness you are,so good-looking and self-assured, Dexter! A lesser dog would not be able to withstand such sloberration, and still look so awesome!

Wild Dingo said...

Nothin' says I love you like a stream full of suds...

Dex that hiney shot in the first photo.... **swooooon**

rottrover said...

Yep, Dex... I'm with Juno. Nice labra-glutes...

-Ruby

harrispen said...

Dear Dexter, I do hope that after your mom takes the pictures of your slobber decorations that she then gets a towel and removes the offensive goop from your beautiful furs. She doesn't make you walk around covered in slime all day does she?

Cindy

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I think your momma should get you a FULL BODY ... Slobber Suit.. with TAIL extention. I'm just sayin buddy.

Droopy, Smiley, and Kayah said...

Hi Dexter (and Mango)

We understand about the drool. It would be nice some days to not have drool everywhere!

Slobbers,
The CheeseHounds

Amber DaWeenie said...

BWHahahahahha....Oh dat so funny! Me don'ts have dat problem at me house! No droolers here!

Bassetmomma said...

Hilarious! We know what that's all about. Think of it as slobber of honour!! LOL!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Dexter - bear with it a while longer - we think Mango is on his way to creating a new art form - slobberart. Just think of all the treats you can get with his fortune.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

You should read the fine print in your job description; I believe there is something in there about being a 'secondary slobber rag'. I would petition the DOH for a promotion, where your labrafurs can remain pristine. ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Bouncing Bertie said...

Dexter, I fear this is an issue that you are going to have to learn to live with. You know the thing about not wasting energies on things you can't change....
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Koobuss said...

I don't know, Dexter. You are asking for a lot. : )

Love and Lots of Koobuss kisses,
Koobie

Mitch and angel Maggie said...

That's Mango's way of telling you that he loves ya, Dex!

Love ya lots,
Mitch

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh Dexter, I feel your pain. I keep being told slobber is why I have such a shiny coat but I would rather be dull and slobber free (sigh). No worries, and love, Stella

Tank said...

that's gross stuff. how bout sending me some.

Coco Bean - The Princess said...

aww Dexter...but that would mean that The Mango would have to go an entire day and now show you love...you surely wouldn't want to not be loved for an entire day would you!?

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

I'm with you on that one, Dexter!

Woofs,
Tommy

The Boston Lady said...

Oh Dexter, how frustrating that must be! You have done such a good job of taking over the blog while Mango tends to MM12. Due to sickies (with me) I couldn't join in the fun this year, but I will be voting!! You always make me laugh. Ann TBL

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

I'm certain it's because down deep, RH secretly adores you! (Either that or he's wondering how you would taste with barbeque sauce!)

Tucker said...

BOL, the second to the last is my favorite.

woof _Tucker

KB said...

Is it really too much for a handsome guy to ask for?

Does your mom have a keyword in IPhoto of "slobber"? Just wonderin'....

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Run Dexter, Run Far away! Maybe you can out run the gross stuff.
Sally Ann

Baylor said...

I am so sorry Dexter! Ewwwwww!!!

Can't they make an automatic self-cleaner for the big slobbery ones so you don't have to suffer ?

Someone should look into that...

Bark at ya later...

Baylor

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Oh gross! I couldn't help myself and as hard as I tried I just couldn't stop laughing at picture #4. Don't me too upset with me as I do feel bad for your beautiful soggy labrafurs.

Emma

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Abby concurs with Juno's and Ruby's observations. Nice butt! As to the slobbers: slobber removal is what all those nice rugs are for. Also Dexter Momma's clothes.

Jed & Abby

Sarge said...

Hey Dexter!
Wow, getting slimed is the worst! I think you need your very own rainsuit and hat...or at least a big towel. Yuck.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

ooooooooh poor you Dexter! You look most woebegone!

love and no slobbers, Marvin xxxxx

Dennis the Vizsla said...

People pay good money for Mango Suds!

houndstooth said...

Ugh! That's disgusting! I would never be able to tolerate that. Dexter, you're a far better dog than me!

Bunny

FiveSibesMom said...

It just goes to show you how much Mango loves you! Don't think of it so much as slobbers...think of it as drools of affection!

tula said...

Nice collection -hey can we see what woo look like after a whole week? hehehe

tula

The Thuglets said...

Slobbers with love! That's what it all means...Love
Big Nose Pokes
The Thuglets

Maggie Mae said...

Dexter,

I am tired of gettin' covered in slobbers too. Happy Sunday my furiend.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Dude are you sure that's all slobbers?
norwood

Moose Dog said...

Poor dex! Sometimes I slobber my own beautiful labrafurs but even my moose drools don't compare to mango slobbers. Sorry buddy.

Chester said...

I was thinkin' "so, what's the big deal? I've slobbered on my ownself on many occasion. OH to my labra-horrors when I realized it was Relentlessly Hugs sloppy seconds. EWWWWWW- now that's what I call gross and the only thing that I think would begin to comfort your labraself would be any and all forms of steak and/or bacon.

Woofs and just say no to slobber seconds,
Chester ;0=)