Friends, loyal readers, and fans of yours truly, I fear that the time is drawing near when I will have to relinquish MY blog back to the Relentlessly Huge. Yes, Mango Minster is drawing to a close which means the gigantic, cry baby momma's dog will be back to chronicle the minutia of his every "waking" moment.
I thought I would sneak onto the computer one last time while he is at his absurd water therapy.
Kind of ironic that he gets to do water therapy seeing as I, Dexter, am an actual water dog (as opposed to a boat anchor with fur).
Lately the only time I enjoy feeling moisture on my labrafurs is when I get left out in the rain.
I realize that my large vocabulary and well crafted sentences have attracted some new readers.
Readers who might not fully appreciate what I was confronted with when I first came to live at my forever home.
Fear not! I have learned to hold my own against the torpid beast and frequently share some well crafted HBO words with him.
I even take the opportunity to gnaw on him now and then when momma forgets my weekly meaty bone. Don't worry. As it takes several minutes for the sensation of my teeth to actually traverse the sluggish neurons connected to his "brain" I am well out of harm's way before he figures out that it is jaws of doom time.
I have been promised the occasional blog time to air my views and cleanse your reading pallets of the poor grammar, misspellings and adolescent phraseology that are the hallmark of the simple creature known as Mango.
Nevertheless, I will be once again relegated to a supporting roll on this blog, so drink in my fine labradoredness while you can.