Some alert readers have asked me "Hey, Dexter! Why don't you compete in Mango Minster?"
The answer is quite simple. How fair would that be to all the other wonderful, yet, I'm just being honest, inferior competitors? Yes, friends, it is a fact that yours truly is the "best most wonderful all around dog in the world." That is a direct quote from my momma and she should know, right?
Sure, if the RH is within ear shot, she always tries to spare his feelings by adding the modifier "lab" in their someplace (as in "you are the best - lab - in the world"). Leaving the simple beast to assume that there is still room for him at the top of the wonderful dog list.
But let's look at the evidence, shall we?
Too Darn Cute
Oh squeeee! You know you want to.
I'm not sure why the fact that momma is obsessed with touching my teeth every time I get a nom justifies the "bad sport" moniker, but apparently in some circles it does.
and of course...
So, as you see, what fun would there be to see me in the winner's circle five times over? Not much, right? No, I will stick to my blogging and let other, lesser dogs, have their little competition.