Wednesday, March 28, 2012

WTF Wednesday - Mango on Thin Ice (with video)

WTF has happened to the weather? The Mango is beside himself confused.

Just a few short days ago I was enjoying warm breezes and the little blossoms on our baby fruit trees.

Oh, you need to look closely to see me. I am hiding.

But yesterday when I went out to partake of a morning sip from my official spring is here Mango sized water bowl I discovered that the water was totally hard like rocks!

Friends, have you ever had to eat your morning refreshments? It is hard work!

But that's not the worst. Not by a long shot because I almost perished right in my own pool!

Yes, dear readers, the Mango's leggies conspired to go all slipping and sliding and I became TRAPPED right in my yard.

Trapped with nobody to help, because as the Mango struggled for his life what did Evil Witch do?

She made a MOVIE! Yes! That is how heartless she is. I'm all like, "WTF, lady, get me out of here!" And she is like "Oh, Mango, you are too funny."

It is beyond imagining. I am needing the mentals therapies for sure. See for yourself the abuse up with which I put by watching here or below.

The mind boggles.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Faith Shen said...

I enjoy viewing your video, you really enjoy to swim on your blue tab! what a great day you have Mango :D

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Bouncing Bertie said...

Mango, it is shocking, just shocking, what you have to put up with.
It will take years of the most expensive therapy before you will get over this.
Toodle pip!
PS My flat-coated retriever friend Jake's Mum will shortly qualify as a Jungian psychotherapist. Do you want me to ask her if she can offer special rates?

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Uncle Mango, has your Momma gone totally beserk? Did her brain shrink with the cold in her head? Actually filming you as you nearly slide to your death? We bet she was even laughing at you!! Also we noticed that Dexter did NOTHING to help you either.

My gosh, we have paws crossed here that the Master treats you with a little more compassion. We only pray that he didn't laugh too. Don't worry, there's always a place for you in Oz. You might have to pay for two seats to get here though seeing as you are relentlessly huge. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

scotsmad said...

What can we say. Can't believe you were trapped there in that COLD ice and NO ONE helped you out AND even worse...filmed it! Scandalous.

Glad you were able to extricate yourself.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

IRIS E DONA said...

Oh Mango.. it's not fair ! your Mom should call 911 ! I think that you should complain to the authorities - you was neglected !
But I don't understand because my Mom is still laughing, laughing and she don't stops.... I cannot understand humans...bahhhh

Peruby said...

Awesome sweet!

3 doxies said...

Oh bless you furs tellin' me you was behind dat tree cuz I would has nevers known udderwise...whew.
Nows, I don't knows what your mom was thinking filmin' you in your time of distress...even though my mum would has done da same thing...what is so freakin' humerous bouts dat? I just don't quite understand da things they find funny.


Niamh said...

We think that you should report your momma to the humane society for cruelty to mastiffs! You have the evidence right there in the movie. Don't let her get away with making fun of you. Although we can't understand why Barbara is giggling so much.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Bolo said...

Oh my DOG Mango! I'm so glad you survived! Even Puppy was on the edge of his seat going SAVE MANGO!

Solidarity in Slobbers!

Gus said...

OMD! Truly an issue for the SPCRH!

And we hope parts were not harmed either by the terrible cold....

Gonna be warmer today!


Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

Mango Man, it's shocking to say the least, the things you must endure.

Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ivy

Priscilla said...

BOL! The video is so funny! Seriously, I can't believe she let this happen to you, but ... well... you never know!

Sam and Pippen said...

Dude... Why bother posting pictures of stupid trees if you're hiding behind them? We don't want to look at trees we want to see the RH! Now go back and remove that picture or at the very least, circle the spot that you are supposedly in so we can find you!

Sam and Pippen

Casey said...

OMD! How could she be so incredibly cruel to you??

Anonymous said...

I watched the movie twice.... you should enter it in a documentary film festival. I think It would totally win something. BOL

Jake of Florida said...

Mango Man, clearly there is some abuse up with which you should not put!!!

Why do the humans think we were put on this earth just to tickle their bizarre sense of humor?

And what's wrong with Nature Momma to keep fooling us with broken water?

WTF indeed!

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

rottrover said...

BOL!! Your "life passed before your eyes!!" Brilliant! Sorry, Mango. Glad you got out of the pool safely. With NO help. From ANYone... hehehe!

-Bart and Ruby

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh how embar-assing! Just tell anyone who asks dat you was jus' tryin to melt da ice!

Furry Bottoms said...

Hehehe that was very entertaining!!! :)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh Mango - what is the matter with Moms anyway??? They think more of the flashy beast than our/your safety. Whew, we were so glad to see you get out safely even if you had to do it all by yourself.

Hope it warms up there soon - going to be in the 80s here this weekend.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Chester said...

I saw the shadow of the evil one watchin'/filmin' as you hung on for dear life. Not so much as a helpin' hand - I think the video would be acceptable evidence in court as to the horrors you were forced to endure.

All that to say, for such a relentless larger than life pawsonality, you sure didn't have much flash before your eyes. I woulda thought it woulda been a bit longer, but that's just moi.

Woofs and icy slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Macintosh Mitch said...

OMG, I hope you can't hear her, Mango. My mom is laughing so hard she is practically crying! I feel for ya, buddy. My mom and your momma are just too evil!

Love ya lots,

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Okay, we can (kinda) understand the synchronized peeing photos, and the nard shots, but filming you as you slipped and slid (slided?) in that Blue Tub of Death?!? I would TOTALLY call the ASPCA's animal cruelty hotline. Or the people who come with the coats with the arms that tie in the back... Because we this the DOH has finally lost it. I mean, really. Does every personal humiliation have to be spread across the interwebs? *sheesh*

But very nice self-rescue!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

The Thuglets said...

OMD Mango..... we are so sorry but the video was really funny! LOL On a serious note we are pleased you survived in one piece.

Have a great day
Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

The Boston Lady said...

Mango I actually thought you showed promise as a figure skater. I shall be looking for you in the next Olympics. Ann TBL

Corbin said...

I must admit... I got a giggle from your video as soon as it said you were not harmed in the making. Crazy weather, huh?

houndstooth said...

Mango, the Ice Capades have nothing on you! I seriously question the rightness of your mama's mentals after seeing she made a movie of you out there suffering like that. I mean, really! The mind does boggle!


Agatha and Archie said...

DArling WTF is going on over here? One day a bathing suit the next day my parka....... I htink you should take a video of her doing something goofy.... Love A+A (see if that works If not I have a million more)

Leslie said...

Aww, poor Mango man. I really did feel for you pal (even though I was chuckling wildly. ;)

Hang in there big guy, summer's coming.

Oskar said...

Whew, I was sweating bullets there for a minute. Pure abuse that you have to endure.

Nubbin wiggles,

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Mango you are hilarious!! we agree this weather is nutty but we never had to eat that stuff
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Well, we warned you to dump the water out of that doggie pool before the freeze, RH. You could do it yourself; just grab the edge of the pool in your dainty mouth, lift and twist. Looks like your hydrotherapy is really helping you though, as you managed to get out of peril by yourself and don't seem to have suffered any lasting damage. Maybe Mango Momma was just letting you handle the situation yourself to build your confidence. Or not.

We just saw your excellent post about the Seizure Monster. Mama didn't have the internets back in the 1980's when she had a seizure Dane. It makes a lot of difference, having both information and the support of others so much more readily available now. We're very happy that your medication is working so well for you and hope it continues to do so until the end of time.

Jed & Abby

Wyatt said...

Summer is over! Yikes, 20 degrees...glad you made it out alive, Mango!


Dewey Dewster said...

Mango Man...I know that ya are not gonna believe this but my Gram was laughin' like crazy while watchin' yer sufferin' in that frozen pond......why ya coulda been killed er worse....I hope that ya taught yer Mom a lesson after that fiasco....she needs ta call 911 post-haste when yer in trouble.....yep....fer sure...

Dewey Dewster here...

The Island Cats said...

Mango, we cannot believe your human documented on film (digitally) your misfortune of being trapped in your water bowl. We thought you were gonna hafta eat your way out of there!! Don't worry...warmer weather will be coming...soon, we hope!!

Honey the Great Dane said...

HA! HA! HA! Oh Mango - thanks for giving us a great laugh today! (Well, to be honest, I was watching in horror and cringing in sympathy, while my human was cackling away...)

I have to say though, Mango, you were crazy to go near that cold stuff in the first place! You would catch me near a paddling pool, hot or cold!!

Honey the Great Dane


Hey Mango dude,
Hope that butt and the leggies thaw out soon. Geesh, Humans!
I think you should eat that video camera.

chicamom85 said...

Mango, I fear that when your Mommas head was cold, some of her mentals froze and now she doesn't have full control of her facilities. The very idea of being trapped like that makes me shiver. I do appreciate pictures of your yard but Mango, did you run off before the camera snapped?? All I see is a little bit of Dexter(??)in the lower left corner and some brindle colored trees and bushes...oh wait...

Loveys Sasha

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh, Mango, I'm sorry she videoed you instead of saving you, but you sure did make me laugh. :)

Anonymous said...

BOL! Oh hilarious! Sorry Mango butt you were very funny :D Hardy Har Har trapped in your furkid pool BOL! Great movie Mango Momma! Thanks for the laughs :D

Waggin at ya,

Sue said...

We'd have saved you Mango. We love to eat the big pieces of ice that form in our pool. We'd have jumped in and eaten them up and released you from the torture.
The Porties

Marjie said...

Aw, poor baby! Not only do you have to eat your morning refreshments, but you can't get your indentured servant to properly perform her functions without trying to humiliate you with movies! Oh, the horror! She doesn't deserve a wonderful Mastiff like your good self. I hope she'll try harder, now that she has learned of your anguish.

Mack and Mia said...

Man-o-man, and I thought I had it bad at my house lately. Pshhhh, sorry Mango. Maybe if you were a really really good looking labradude she would have helped.

just saying...

wags and woofs,
Mack and Mia

MJ's doghouse said...

OH mANGO...I JUST CALLED 911 My moms said i was being rediculous...but I said that there needs to be some kind of action taken...your DOH was being very naughty ignoring you in your time of need....

Bassetmomma said...

Oh my goodness! What was your Momma thinking? She was thinking that was pretty darn funny!! BOL!

Pibble said...

OMG, that was hilarious. Sorry Mango, I know you had an embarrassing moment, but you did give me the giggles!

Sammie and Avalon said...

Ohhhh Mango you poor thing with your tootsies sliding all over the refreshment pond! You certainly have much about which to be considerd by a (very good and costly)therapy mentalist concerning the things up which you put concerning Momma's tortures.
Very sincerely sorries about all this xoxoxo
Sammie and Avalon

Just Ramblin' said...

Poor sweet little ol' Mango. I would have hid behind that huge tree too! : )

Lorenza said...

Sure that was scary!
All that ice... not funny, right?
Kisses and hugs

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Oh Mango I was so conflicted do I laugh or do I cry. From the viewers side it was rolling on the floor funny, but from the Mango's side it was sad. I felt so bad for you being all slippy and falling and not able to get out of the giant frozen water bowl. I couldn't believe Dexter trotted right on by and didn't even offer to lend you a paw. He tries to trip you up on the steps and now he leaves you in the pool to perish. Mango if you need a place to recover just give me a howl.


Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz herd our mom laffin'at the 'puter - we told her we wanted tu c tu. Why on earth wood she laff at your most obvious terror? Du hoo-minz haf no feelins'
We r furry much releeved tu c that u wuz able tu escape your obvious pool ofdanger - no thanx tu Mango Mama.
Shiloh'n Shasta