Sunday, March 18, 2012

WTF Wednesday - Special Sunday Edition


WARNING!
Some of the images in this post might be disturbing to more sensitive readers.




Me: You aren't going to post that photo you took of me, are you?

Evil Witch: You mean this one?










Me: I TOLD you not to post that! I look totally dorked out.

Evil Witch: Oh, Mango, I think you look adorable.

Me: ARG! My friends will think I've been sampling the pheno barbie doll whilst unsupervised.

Evil Witch: OK, well, um, is it OK to post this photo of you and Pea doing synchronized potty action? How cute is that?









Me: NO NO NO! What is WRONG with you? My fans are going to think I pee like a girl.


Evil Witch: Well, you do usually pee like a girl, but I have this one of you doing a kind of token leg lift.







Me: WTF is wrong with you? How many pictures do you have of me doing my business? That is so messed up.

Evil Witch: Um, ya think so?

Me: Yes, I do. I seriously think that you need some sort of mentals therapies. My readers' eyes!

Evil Witch: Well, you know, Mango, some of your readers don't appreciate that you seem to always have your lipstick out.








Me: I don't see a problem.

Evil Witch: As long as we are skating along the edge of tastefulness, can I show how you like to line up your poops facing north?

Me: My poops have faces? Freak me out!












Evil Witch: Not sure why, but I happen to have a nice photo of your nards. I think that would complete this set of inappropriate photos.

Me: What do you mean inappropriate? It's all Mango, it's all good.









Mango Man! Oh yeah!

53 comments:

Niamh said...

We are wondering just what has gotten into your momma! We hope she gets better soon.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Gus said...

No comment!

Sarge said...

Wow.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, I'm gonna try again to comment.


Nope. I got nothin'.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

H and Flo said...

Paaahaaa! Beware the poo with a face.

Sammie and Avalon said...

Yikes. Oh my. Mom's put sets of blinkers over our eyes. Wow.
xoxo
Sammie and Avalon

Priscilla said...

Umm...

Speechless!

Sam and Pippen said...

Well... is it any wonder that the MJ likes the Sam way better than the Mango... I never pee like a girl! I pee like a studly male at all times... and I don't even have any nards!

Sam and Pippen

Minna Krebs said...

BOL!!!

Did they give your mom some kinda new mentals medication during her overnight stay last week?!?!?!

BOL!!!

harrispen said...

I too am speechless at this post, but it sure made me laugh.

Cindy

tula said...

mango- ewwwww! Ewww! EWWWWWW! woo's lucky woo have a good voice fur love songs! now i have to go cleanse my eyes. (howevah woo do that)

hehehehe
tula

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

VIZINE!!! I need VIZINE!!!

Macintosh Mitch said...

Your evil momma got sorta carried away, didn't she, Mango! Yikes - no privacy whatsoever!

Love ya lots,
Mitch

Jen said...

Hah, life with dogs, especially male ones, has all kinds of things that become normal....to the dog owner! Between blogging and message boards, I'm all "Yup, boy dogs are like frat boys", but in my normal in-person circles, I have to backtrack and explain terminology, like "recall".

At least he looks like he's smiling in the first picture!

Two French Bulldogs said...

BOL, Mango your poops is like a horsie
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Sue said...

Oh no, now Fudge wants a post like yours. I need a rest.

rottrover said...

To go back to the beginning, Mango, you look adorable in that first picture. And dude. I totally pee like you guys - at least in my yard. On walkies, I do incorporate a little leg lift for effect. Gizmo had lipstick even tho we don't have any nards. What's up with that??

-Bart (and Ruby who also pees like a girl)

Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

YAY fur da Mango wivs his lipstick, nards and all. Mee has sneekin admirayshun fur poops all neatly lined ups

Lovs
Uji
xxx

chicamom85 said...

Mango for some reason Mom is covering my eyes so I didn't get to see any of your pictures, but she is screaming so maybe I will pass on this one.

Loveys Sasha

Ms. ~K said...

We have the same shade lipstick! :)
Buddy

K9 Katastrophie said...

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

scotsmad said...

We are laughin' here. But we're not showing this post to HER, SHE might get ideas and embarrass us!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Uncle Mango, what the heck is wrong with peeing like a girl. Its how I pee too. Why use more energy lifting a leg. I envy your lipstick and your nards you lucky basxxxd! If I were you I would be pooping here, there and everywhere just to make it a little harder for your mum to clean up hehehe.

Hey Stellie wasn't this a great post? Stellie? Stellie? Sheesh, some dogs just don't appreciate a good thing when they see it. See ya Uncle Mango dude. No worries, and slobber, Rory

Jake of Florida said...

We two are also tres concerned about your momma's mentals.

Treat her kindly...and carefully, OK?

Wirey love,


Jake and Just Harry

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Mango.
I think your momma got into the pheno barbie dolls.
Just sayin......

Nordude

Ps u and pea r too girlie or me. Toolie's more man than u .

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Hmm....now we are talking about SHADES OF LIPSTICK??? GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!

Actually, we found this post kinda fascinating...whilst Momma had said it was on the edge of good taste, Scruffy was droolin' when he saw the North Bound um well YOU KNOW WHATS.

Now, we terriers being of a curious mindset, was all that poop from ONE stooping so to speak or three separate events? Where exactly DO YOU PUT ALL OF IT? Have you a manure pile? Or does it go in that raised bed you have for tomatos? Remind us not to partake of the tossed salad at the next visit to your Estate.

Inquiring Minds Wanna Know.

Beastie, et all.......

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

All Mango = definitely all good!

Minnie-Moo (Rescue Lab) said...

I am covering Minnie and Daisy's eyes. They are far too young and innocent for this!

Muzzle
x

Raymond and Busby said...

This may have been one of your best blog posts ever. Except for the poop.

Mango, your human is obviously suffering from strain to her mentals.

Au and Target said...

MOL! You have given us a great Monday laugh. Thanks!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Yikes! Abigail, avert your gaze!

Reason #102 why we will never have a blog.

Jed & Abby

The Thuglets said...

Mango..clearly nothing is safe when a camera and blog exist! ROFLMAO

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Bouncing Bertie said...

Impressive nards Mango for sure, but if you'd like to pop over the Pond I can give you some coaching and we'll soon have you lifting your leg like a ballet dancer.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

IRIS E DONA said...

My mom is laughing and laughing..... I really don't understand why.....
kisses
Iris

Declan said...

I pee like a girl too. It's a totally okay mate! Mind you those gnadgers are making me feel a bit inferior. Wonder if Other Mum can crochet me some....? Deccy x

houndstooth said...

Yegads, Mango! I'm glad Mom asks me to pose for my pictures and isn't a fan of those, ahem, candid shots! You lead a tough life, my friend!

Bunny

The Heartbeats said...

BOL!!! Dude! Your Mamma gives you a tough time! My Mamma take undignified pics of me too! I save my leg lifts for public outings as well.

Wiggles,
Calhoun

charlene and Storm said...

LOL!!! fantastic post, right up my street, i thought only i talked about such strange and sick stuff, love it!!!

Furry Bottoms said...

LOL LOL The lipstick cracked me up!!! In my family, we call that the "Garfickle". I thought that was a real word until I was an adult, jeez.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

The Girl Chans and Violette are totally horrified and have gone into hiding...

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Mango...how long is the DOH gonna dangle this post just to irritate you?????

BTW Stan pees like a girlie too.....

Not that girlie peein' is all bad, I'm just sayin'....

Miss Lacie

Asta said...

Mango
I agwee anything you do is pawfect, howevew, Mommi says they have fawmacies hewe whewe they can pwoscwibe some vewy good medications to countewwact the ones youw Mama is on. Shall i send?
Smoochie kisses Asta
pee ess, i do the most pathetically small and wegoolaw poops aways neew a twash box on the stweet and yank Mommi to the cuwb when I have to pee. I think I might be wepwessed and need to see a Pi scientist

Maggie Mae said...

Mango,

Dude, you are all good my furiend.

You sure have to put up with a lot of crap sometimes, I just hope my mom doesn't read this because I pee like a girl sometimes too....

Your Buddy,
Max

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

If it's any consolation, we pee like girls, and we tend to perform synchronized pees quite frequently. And Mom has pictures, but, let's just say that if she posted them, she might find some north-facing surprises in her shoes. Just saying... BTW, we're totally speechless on that last picture. Maybe the DOH has finally flown over the cuckoo's nest? Heehee!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

You might want to hide the flashy so your momma doesn't embarrass you again.

Emma

Honey the Great Dane said...

HA! HA! HA! Mango - oh, I had a really good giggle at this although my human, Hsin-Yi the Prude, only got as far as your "lipstick" before she shriekd and had to cover her eyes...

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Mango we really don't know what to write................

Such a different post but very funny.

Roo said...

BOL! Oh dude I'm gonna have nightmares now every time I poop! :O Can you train them to turn their faces away?

Happy Spring to y'all! :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

I have never seen a post like this before --- thank goodness!!! Only on your blog, Mango. Only on your blog!

Kirsten (peacefuldog) said...

There's a dog who knows how to live--pooping, letting it all hang out, and urinating just exactly how he feels like it.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

We are all rolling on the floor laughing. Poor Mango. Your mama gotcha!!
Smooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

ps - North-pointing poops??!! Bwahahahahaha.

FiveSibesMom said...

Oh wow...wow...Mango! We think Mango Momma should've labeled this post XXX! BOL!

Kitty+Coco said...

Welp, my day is complete. You have covered the areas that I usually look for in your posts. Lipstick? check. Nards? CHECK. You should be Mango da Vinci with your slobber art. And yes, the Pea totally intends to trip your unassuming gargantuan legs. We will just ignore the lady like pee pee stance. It never happened.

Kitty+Coco