Today I have three WTF's for you.
Presented in ascending order of WTF-upedness.
#3) Why does momma insist on always destroying my slobber art? Take this fine example that got sucked into the vacuum machine just moments after the photo was taken.
Come on! I worked hard on getting just the right viscosity for that delicate lace effect.
#2) Why do "drive-thru" windows have a braille option? Seriously?
And last, but not least...
#1) Remember when Pea tripped me going down the stairs and I totally could have gotten broken? Yuh, and momma was all "Oh Mango, it was an accident, he didn't mean it."
Well, just look at where I spotted him laying about the other day. Little devil!
Nasty labralog all hoping that I will not see him when I am charging down the stairs to protect the estate from intruders.
After all I've done for him. That is messed up.
WTF, dude? I am so on to you.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!