Wednesday, March 21, 2012

WTF Wednesday - Triple Header


Today I have three WTF's for you.

Presented in ascending order of WTF-upedness.


#3) Why does momma insist on always destroying my slobber art? Take this fine example that got sucked into the vacuum machine just moments after the photo was taken.

Come on! I worked hard on getting just the right viscosity for that delicate lace effect.












#2) Why do "drive-thru" windows have a braille option? Seriously?













And last, but not least...


#1) Remember when Pea tripped me going down the stairs and I totally could have gotten broken? Yuh, and momma was all "Oh Mango, it was an accident, he didn't mean it."

Well, just look at where I spotted him laying about the other day. Little devil!









Nasty labralog all hoping that I will not see him when I am charging down the stairs to protect the estate from intruders.

After all I've done for him. That is messed up.

WTF, dude? I am so on to you.



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

49 comments:

Macintosh Mitch said...

I can't believe that Dexter would want to trip you up again, Mango. He is so evil!

Love ya lots,
Mitch

Bouncing Bertie said...

Hey I love these posts Mango. Every time you put up a good slobber picture Gail looks at me fondly....

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Mango, I just have to reply to this one. I as a mum, totally admire your slobber. Rory is good, but you are the master. We salute you.

Braille at a drive through? Are they teaching guide dogs to drive over in the USA?

Lastly, Dexter is just messing with your mind big fella. You know you are the main man! Anyhoo, if he gets too annoying just call Momma to tell him off!

No worries, and love, Carol

scotsmad said...

Our scottie nose art is constantly being destroyed!!!

Love the braille!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Braille at a drive through...Never saw that before and we look intently when we are near one, in case there are treats to be given out. Weird. Your mama must have a mongo-strength vac to pick up your slobber. Guess she got her new vacuum that she was talking about a while back? About the PeeWee sleeping on the bottom step: he means no harm. It's a matter of comfort while outside.
Smooches,
BabyRD & Hootie

Sam and Pippen said...

Mango... you are one lucky dude! Our mom says that if we slobbered like that we would have been re-homed long time ago!

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. You are also lucky that you only have to contend with a labradork and not a kitteh... they are always trying to kill us dogs!

Niamh said...

Dexter is one sneaky labradork Mango. Constant vigilance!
Love the slobber. Ambrose can throw it around but nothing like that!

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

3 doxies said...

BWhahahaha...WTF is up withs braille at a drive thru? Remind me NEVERS tog ot to da drive thru again.

Again, your momma is whacked furs destroyin' such a fine piece of art work. My kerazy lady does da very same thing no matters how hard I worked on my nose prints.

Dex is a hazard.

Puddles
PS: I is gonna start my WTF next week and I be SOOOOOO excited...thank you!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khousin Merdie has been working on her own Golden Bling during our walks -

She doesn't khwite achieve the length woo do -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Just Ramblin' said...

This had me bust out laughing. Great way to start my day! Thank you. : )

jen said...

I can't believe your mom wiped away your slobber art! That is one of the best pieces I have ever seen, it's worthy of being left there forever!

H and Flo said...

Watch out for that Pea... he's def out to get you.

And as for the slobber... sorry, but yuk.

Sewmouse said...

The 2-legs slave laughed out loud like a lunatic at WTF #2.

Apparently she has also wondered about this.

I fail to see the humor. I also have no idea what "braille" is.

Kili. the cat.

HoundDogMom said...

Boy we sure miss our Slobber art since Tabby went to the bridge. The #2 WTF, had our peep spit her coffee all over the screen. That one is seriously a WTF. :) Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Priscilla said...

I do understand you make fine art with your slobber and I appreciate your precious photos but I'm so blessed that Eva and Mika never do that to my windows.

I'm so sorry that you've to bear with that little devil, may be you can send him over here. We then can find out whether he is a winner or Mika is better at this trick.

Bassetmomma said...

Thanks for the laugh! Braille at a drive-through? Hilarious!

harrispen said...

Well Mango at least your mom photographed your slobber so it can be viewed for years to come. Those are some great WTF's. I think the Pea just thinks those steps are comfy and is just trying to get you to come outside and play.

Cindy

Amber DaWeenie said...

You nose what me has to say to all of dis.....WTF, WTF, and WTF!


:o)

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Mango, if you just put your landing paws on him, we can guarantee you, Pee Wee won't do THAT again!

That braille keypad is just so wrong - what WERE they thinking?

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Re: #1. THINK about it... she let VACULA suck up your slobbers. It could really Muck up his guts and stuffs and KILL him. THAT would be GRRRREAT. If you can get it to WORK.. you could BOTTLE your Slobbers of Death and WE would ALL buy it by the Gallons.. just to rid our world of Evil VACULAS.
You gotta THINK man. You could soon have like 87 bazillion Bucks in the Bank with this one.

Jen said...

Seriously?!? Braille on a drive through window?!? That is MESSED!

It's also totally MESSED Mango that your mama vacuums up your slobber- how dare she, after your great, hard work! And how dare Labralog Dexter?!? I think the world is out to get you!

Hehe, happy Wednesday!
Jen and the mostly black dog crew

Mack and Mia said...

Woo know, I'm not one to start trouble, buuuuuuut, DUDE, it's not us labradudes fault that you can't see us in BROAD DAYLIGHT! Open your big ol' eyes!!

Labs all the way,

Mack and Mia

Hound Girl said...

BOL about the braile thing. too funny.

LOL awesome slobber - I never tried vacuuming up dry slobber - great idea... well that is if you have a vacuum :)

Furry Bottoms said...

Heehee, this is all about sibling rivlary!

Corbin said...

Dude... some things in life are just not fair (Slobbery stealing), not smart (Braille drive throughs), and not respectful (the pea!!! Ugh. wtf.
-Corbin

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Our Mom wouldn't let slobber like that last. Of course, Mom would probably veto the whole slobber thing in the first place; minimal slobber she can handle, but RH slobber would give her the heebie jeebies. Seriously; this woman can deal with blood and broken bones and stuff (both hers and others) but can't handle a little slobber. Secondly, Mom says that SHE was told (by her mother's sister's friend's aunt's daughter's banker) that the braille was for customers who might choose to walk up to the 'drive-thru' to use the bank after hours. Uh-huh. Sounds like a justification after the fact to me. As for the Pea? Seems to me that a RH foot or two on the sleeping labradork might get him to reconsider his napping location. Although it does look kinda shady and nice, with a good chin-rest. Just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

The Army of Four said...

Beware, Mango! It's a LabraTrap!!!!
Play bows,
Zim

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Mango they are indeed serious WTF's. Mind you the way some people drive these days they could well need a braille option!
The slobber is fine art and as far as Pee Wee is concerned if you could politely as him to move down a step? So if you should take an unexpected tumble you would have a nice soft landing.

Tank said...

You're a hoot Mango. All three are excellent WTF's. Thank you for ranking them according to WTF-upedness... very helpful. Seems Pea will just spend his entire life trying to claim superiority over your relentless hugeness. Sad.

K9 Katastrophie said...

They are out to get you, Mango. That is all there is to it!

Licks,
Ruthie

Elyse and Riley said...

I have ALWAYS wondered about the Braille on the drive thru ATMs! I guess it's for if you have a passenger with you that wants to use the ATM...but that bugs me too, when people stop at the drive up ATM, get their money, then pull forward a little bit for their back seat passenger to use it.

WTF, Pea?? Don't trip THE Mango up!

Elyse and Riley

The Thuglets said...

OMD.....what else can we say?LOL

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

The Thuglets said...

OMD.....what else can we say?LOL

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

You're too smart for the Pea! He'll never get away with that!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

We'd call Dr.Phil
Benny & Lily

Marjie said...

I've noticed the Braille options on drive thrus. Maybe some of the dangers on the road are caused by our blind brethren behind the wheel? Remember the story of Ray Charles wanting to drive his Corvette, and wrecking it? Humans are so weird.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Blogger ate our comment! We like the ATM photo the best. Once Mommy saw a sign for the Ladies Room and next to it was braille lettering. Turns out when Mommy looked closer at the braille -- it was just a picture of the braille lettering. When you ran your hand over the braille dots, there were no bumps, it was just a smooth sign. Mommy was like -- what's the point of that!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Ohh...I could come to the Estate and JUMP on that last step...the one that looks like a LABRA LUMP???

Mumsie had NO IDEA that you can use the sweeper on spit. Sorta like an advanced dentist's office with the suction machine?

S L U R P....

As for the drivethru...what were you doing at the drivethru, Mango? You're a dog. I'm just sayin'....

Miss Beast

Nola said...

I've always wondered the second one!
Dachshund Nola

houndstooth said...

Surely Dexter would never be so nefarious! I'm sure he'd never do something like that, Mango! Well, pretty sure...

Bunny

KB said...

Oh Mango, the things that you have to put up with from that Dexter... Just slobber on him, that'll get him.

And the braille option on "drive thru" ATMs, well, that's kinda scary. Maybe it's in case someone forgot their reading glasses :)

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

You must have quite a vacula; ours never eradicated Dane slobber, or so mama tells us. Bet Mango Momma still has to wash the window glass, though. And at least she preserved your art work for future generations in a nice digital format.

Yep, the stuffs they put Braille on is sometimes illogical and probably required by the ADA. But it's really cheating to just put a photo of Braille on a sign, with no actual bumps. Mama has seen that, too, and been tempted to tattle. Mama is a firm believer that EVERYONE has a RIGHT to access an easily identifiable restroom.

As for the Pea, he's just using the step as a pillow. Jed does that quite often. They must have some Japanese blood, to consider a hard piece of wood or cement pillow material. Abby prefers actual pillows, with proper stuffing.

Jed & Abby

chicamom85 said...

Dexter, really??? WTF, let the big guy alone and what if he fell on you??? Mango Man, that slobber is kind of nasty and yet artistic, have you considered doing a show with slobber art??

Loveys Sasha

Christine said...

Slobber art thats cool!! Humphrey has kinda the same issue this week!! We had to clean for a couple of hours!! Stop by and say HI!! We always wondered about the braille too!!

Berts Blog said...

Msngo Dude,
They should definatley leave the slobber on the walls and where ever else it lands. It truly is a work of art.

Perhaps if they added a touch of dry jello to it just after you release it, then it would have a variety of dimensions of color and texture.

You know, sometimes on a search we would use jello in the snow to let the helicopters know where to land. It is really pretty thing to see. But it always melts away with the thaw.

A peice of jello artwork on the wall would last for year......

Know what I mean.

Sammie and Avalon said...

Sorry to read about the destruction of your fine piece of work. WTF indeed. And we concur re: the placing of your most RH paws upon the unsuspecting napping body of your bro. Braille at the ATM? WTF for sure- good one.

Peggy Frezon said...

Hi! I can't imagine why anyone would want to clean up your slobber art. I guess you'll just have to make more. Kelly loves to sleep at the foot of the stairs too. I have been lucky and haven't stepped on her yet.

twobarkingdogs said...

I cannot imagine that a wonderful labbie like Dexter would purposely trip you ... maybe you're just a klutz?

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

How rude!! Why do the humans not appreciate fine art.

That silly Dexter. Why does he wanna watch you tumble down the steps? Mango you might wanna sleep with one eye on the Pea.

Emma