Thursday, April 26, 2012
Here are a couple of videos momma took this morning of Mr. Turkey looking for love in our yard.
In this movie he is chasing some hot little pea hen. Go get 'em stud!
Then he somehow got totally into our yard. Oh I wanted to chase him wicked bad, but the evil witch said "no."
OK, we should be back in a week or so. Don't forget us.
Mango Man! Oh yeah! (and PeeWee too)
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Last summer the Master put guard rails around my Observation Deck. Why? Because Momma was all like "Oh Master, Mango likes to sleep near the edge of the deck and I worry that he will take a tumble."
Next thing I know, Momma is behind me trying to lift up my bottoms all by herself and I think she must have had the super adrenalines going because she was pretty strong, but I was confused and the more she tried to lift the more I sat back against her and my bottom went down yet another step.
Check out PeeWee "Oh why isn't anybody patting me?" As if!
Monday, April 23, 2012
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
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I will note that I think Frok You is kind of insulting, but that's just me.
And WTF are Anc Mors?
Somebody give this person a few more vowels! Sheesh!
Good luck? Good luck to YOU with your weird writing. You think anybody is going to be fooled by that? As if!
Yuh, and you know what else? This wasn't just sent to momma, but to some big old group email address. Like totally, lady, you think anybody is wanting to reply to you when they know you are trolling half the company all throwing yourself at the defenseless uber geeks like a common huzzy?
HEY! Did my fonts get all weird from that stupid email? Spooky. Damn HTML's get ya every time.
Oh look! Here's another photo of me and idiot Pea under the plum tree. I got kind of tired with all that posing and had to take a load off.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Momma reported this immediately to the spam police at the work place. If your human ever gets a weird-o email at work, remind them NOT to open it or click on any links and to report it to their IT department right away.
Monday, April 9, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012