My Nane Is Elena.
I Live In Russka.
My Emqil XXXXXXXXXX
We Are Met On Dating Site. Decided To Write To You ...
I'll Tell You A Little About ourself.
I Am 40 Years Olf, Working Az Teacher Im econdary School.
In My Spare Time I Like To Walk In The Park.
Reax Books. ÂÂÂÂwatching Television Anc Mors.
I Wqnt Ti Meer Serious. Â£responsible, Kind Man.
If You Are Interested. ÂÂwrife To Me At Ths Email Address XXXXXXXX Maybe We Can Get To Know Each Othrr Better.
And Then Who Knows Wyat Wilp Happen.
I Wjll Wait Frok You The Letter.
In Any Case. Good Luck To You.
I will note that I think Frok You is kind of insulting, but that's just me.
And WTF are Anc Mors?
Somebody give this person a few more vowels! Sheesh!
Good luck? Good luck to YOU with your weird writing. You think anybody is going to be fooled by that? As if!
Yuh, and you know what else? This wasn't just sent to momma, but to some big old group email address. Like totally, lady, you think anybody is wanting to reply to you when they know you are trolling half the company all throwing yourself at the defenseless uber geeks like a common huzzy?
HEY! Did my fonts get all weird from that stupid email? Spooky. Damn HTML's get ya every time.
Oh look! Here's another photo of me and idiot Pea under the plum tree. I got kind of tired with all that posing and had to take a load off.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!
P.S. Momma reported this immediately to the spam police at the work place. If your human ever gets a weird-o email at work, remind them NOT to open it or click on any links and to report it to their IT department right away.