Wednesday, April 11, 2012

WTF Wednesday - A Proposition of Sorts



Don't you like this version of my header photo better? Hehehe.


Momma received a most curious email at the work place. It seems to be a proposition of some kind (I X'd out the links lest you are tempted to click on them).

Rickytiscali Zdrastvui!

My Nane Is Elena.

I Live In Russka.

My Emqil XXXXXXXXXX

We Are Met On Dating Site. Decided To Write To You ...

I'll Tell You A Little About ourself.

I Am 40 Years Olf, Working Az Teacher Im econdary School.

In My Spare Time I Like To Walk In The Park.

Reax Books. ÂÂÂÂwatching Television Anc Mors.

I Wqnt Ti Meer Serious. £responsible, Kind Man.

If You Are Interested. ÂÂwrife To Me At Ths Email Address XXXXXXXX Maybe We Can Get To Know Each Othrr Better.

And Then Who Knows Wyat Wilp Happen.

I Wjll Wait Frok You The Letter.

In Any Case. Good Luck To You.



I will note that I think Frok You is kind of insulting, but that's just me.


And WTF are Anc Mors?


Somebody give this person a few more vowels! Sheesh!


Good luck? Good luck to YOU with your weird writing. You think anybody is going to be fooled by that? As if!


Yuh, and you know what else? This wasn't just sent to momma, but to some big old group email address. Like totally, lady, you think anybody is wanting to reply to you when they know you are trolling half the company all throwing yourself at the defenseless uber geeks like a common huzzy?




HEY! Did my fonts get all weird from that stupid email? Spooky. Damn HTML's get ya every time.




Oh look! Here's another photo of me and idiot Pea under the plum tree. I got kind of tired with all that posing and had to take a load off.





Mango Man! Oh yeah!


P.S. Momma reported this immediately to the spam police at the work place. If your human ever gets a weird-o email at work, remind them NOT to open it or click on any links and to report it to their IT department right away.

39 comments:

Declan said...

Well Frok me! You're a serious kind man, Mango; get in there lad! Deccy x

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahaha, OMD, Deccy cracks me up! Ahem, okays...so did your momma email him back?

Puddles

Team Beaglebratz said...

Ok - so that iz sum funny writin'stuff. BUTT we wanna know like Puddles - did your mom write bak? BTW - Blogger an'our 'puter haz not bin nise - we will haf our WTF post later tuday sumtime - may-b b-4 noon.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Niamh said...

We think you guys look so handsome under that tree that you will be getting many more emails like that!

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

How weird is right? We bet the IT police were all over that one:)

Mango, we are very sorry, but we have to say we think your header is absolutely gorgeous just as it is.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Bassetmomma said...

That really was a WTF! Kinda freaky too! Love the picture under the plum tree!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Oh my, and the note said the lady was a teacher. Hope she's not a grammar teacher.

mayziegal said...

Whoa! Most of the dogs I know can write better than that lady. But, um, are you SURE that your momma wasn't on a dating site looking for a 40 year-old teacher in econdary School? I mean, it sounds like they have a lot in common. Your momma likes to walk and this lady likes to walk. Just sayin'.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Sam and Pippen said...

Your momma is SO lucky! Our momma doesn't get propositioned like that ever! Maybe you could send his e-mail address to us???

Sam and Pippen

PeeS. Our mom always opens the spam e-mail at work, she hopes that it'll cause a massive outage so that she's sent home to spend time with us... you need to train your momma better!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

So the DOH's cross-dressing has finally caught up with her, and some Russian hussy thinks the DOH is a man, huh? Cool. I think... Mom doesn't get those emails - instead she gets all sorts of business offers from people in weird countries who want to pay Mom a 50% commission to help them set up multi-million dollar funds for Homeless Motherless Babies (those all come to her home email, where Mom has a strict 'No Homeless Motherless Babies' policy). Maybe those emails to Mom should be looking to set up more econdary School for Anc Mors. BTW, don't you know that those Slavic countries have a vowel shortage? It's been that way since the Cold War, when the Russians moved in and stole all the vowels that were lying around and sent them to Siberia. Just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Just Ramblin' said...

Weird email trouble...bluck. Great photo captures!

HoundDogMom said...

For sure a WTF email, we have been getting ones in foriegn lanquage recently, we just hit delete. We love your new header Mango, but that looks like a bunch of stuffing next to you, did you attach the tree before your picture. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Amber DaWeenie said...

Did me read dis right.....her be a school teacher....Help da kids her teaches, pleeeeeze!

Geez!

hisqueen said...

OH Mango...Mama should have responded..I think the e-mail was really meant for you. You could use a wife to help you with taking care of Pea and picking up after you. Plus, Mama could use her to help clean up the house..She would have to earn her keep to be able to bask in you beauty.

The Army of Four said...

I want to know what the person teaches at the secondary school. That could explain sooooo much about things in general.
Play bows,
Zim

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Maybe it came from one of those...
Inflatable Kinda Dating Services. BaaaaWaaaaahhhhh Whoooooooosh. THAR she BLOWS...

So after this.. I can TELL that you needed to Rest under your pretty tree.. you were no doubt.. PLUMB TUCKERED OUT.

jen said...

Ha-ha! I get crazy emails similar to that all the time! there are a lot of weirdos out there!

Chester said...

One would think that if'n they are smart enuf to be hackers, they would learn to spell better to disguise their evil plot.

Mom almost got caught oncet when it looked like an email from MAC and it was 'sposed to be a MAC link tellin' her that she had been hacked so it had a link attached that was the "fix". For oncet, she was smart enuf and did not click on it. Found out later it was one of the few bugs that MAC had not been able to catch at that time.

Do not these peeps have sumpthin' better to do than to botch up computers?

Woofs and hacked up slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Marjie said...

What really bothers me is that it's evidently a broad who's hitting on poor Momma. And doesn't Master feel slighted that he wasn't spammed, too? A fine, non-geek dude like him should get these all the time! Oh, wait. No one should get these weird-o emails. Your friendly neighborhood spammers are always out there waiting to attack. Hooray for the Spam Police!

Now, if only they could help us with the meat in a blue can problem.

chicamom85 said...

Mango, you look very handsome(duh) in your header photo and I do enjoy just seeing you sometimes. Are you gonna have to go live in Russka now?? Where is that anyway and why is your Momma getting your emails at her work?? You have to be more careful who you write to Mango.


Loveys Sasha

bichonpawz said...

Froc me! BOL!!! Great pics of you guys!!
xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

scotsmad said...

We usually have to help someone take millions of dollars out of Nigeria OR we may be long lost relative of Lord Frok and may be entitled to big sums of money! Occasionally it's penis enhancement....and we don't have any of those in our house.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella &Roxy

Sorry Mango, The pea stays in the header.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Uncle Mango, Frok, that was funny. Yes mum says we can say that cause its funny and not a swear word (yet). Mr Frankie's comment cracked mum up, she had leaky eyes. The sad thing is, mum says some poor sucker would have replied!

Uncle Mango we love any photo with you in it but we do love Pea too so we win both ways today. Thanks for the laughs. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

houndstooth said...

We continue to be amazed that anyone ever falls for those e-mails. Honestly, perhaps some people deserve what happens to them! Perhaps they found you through that post about your sailors! ;)

Bunny

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

I think I've gotten that same exact email! Scary people out there.

I LOVE the new header photo. Mango's rear limbs are miracles of nature.

Lorenza said...

My mom got one of those too!
Weird!
Be nice with Dexter!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mr. Pip said...

The scary thing is that someone, somewhere must be falling for these icky scams or they wouldn't keep going around. WTF, indeed!

Your pal, Pip

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Mango,
Are you sure Pea was there? It looks like you have a big stuffed dog next to you. He appears to be in the same position for each picture. My Mommy just laughed and laughed reading your comments. I don't really understand why, oh well.
Andy and Sally Ann

rottrover said...

well the publicist is reviewing applications to grad school and one of the reference's email address was
mangosmama@***.com. WTF!!

Wyatt said...

Sounds interesting...walks in the park, reading and froking....Hmmmmm.

Wyatt

Au and Target said...

That spelling looks like Au's work but he's immune to capital letters. He's also not into romance or dating, so that probably lets him out. MOL, we do love that cropped pic, Mango.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Well we had a WTF at our home. We turned on our phone and we had a picture ~ musr have been from the same person. We got a close look at a part that I had my little surgery on and that Mango you still have. WTF
Sweet William The Scot

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

OOOh, I know the feeling! I clicked on a stupid strange email that I "thought" was from the post office and it nearly wiped my hard drive! OY!

Lexi and Jasper the Danes said...

O golly gosh, that is one very weird email!!

We couldn't even understand half of it.

Licks and lots of slobber,
Lexi and Jasper the Danes

Autumn and Jasmine the Maltese said...

What a weird email that is! o.0 but throw that aside, I LOVE your header!!



Love,
Autumn & Jasmine

Autumn and Jasmine the Maltese said...

What a weird email that is! o.0 but throw that aside, I LOVE your header!!



Love,
Autumn & Jasmine

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Guess anything can slither in over the internets. Your alert momma should get an award for catching it and reporting it promptly before it caused any harm at the workplace.

Mango, we think you do not sufficiently appreciate the value of having the Pea in your photos. Having the Pea next to you is most useful for giving the viewer a sense of scale, to wit just how relentlessly huge you are. He enhances your magnitude and magnificence.

Jed & Abby

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Plum tree. Thank you. I've been wondering what kind of flowering tree that was.

I think your header picture is perfect as is. It's very well balanced with both handsome doggies posing so nicely under the pretty tree.

Emma

KB said...

I love the photo of you two under the plum tree. I don't love that email :)