URGENT! Faux Mango products from Mexico!
That's right! Alert reader (and fellow WTF-uped blogger), Miss Puddles sent me an alarming discovery.
Behold the offending bag.
I'm not certain that photo will bigify because, well, mom's an IDIOT! But I will tell you that one of the "flavors" is "Mango Passion Fruit Squeeze!"
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Oh my Mango-ness!
Lookit here. These are the actual consumable goods. I think that totally looks like something that might be part of me. Yuh, for sure, because I have been photocopied lots of times, you know and I just KNOW that the sly vet must have seen these things inside of me.
Do you think sweet Lorenza is actually part of the illicit Mango products trafficking? After all, she does live in Mexico. Uh oh. Maybe she is hiding Mango products under the ruffles of those fancy dresses she wears.
I wanted momma to post a photo of my large and handsome self to let you know I am still OK even though I am apparently depleted of some of my precious bodily juices, but she was all "Oh, Mango, I don't have any recent photos that your friends haven't already seen."
Um, hello? Got enough negatives in that sentence?
So here is one of just my foot that she had laying around in the flashy.
Mango Man! Oh yeah!