Friday, May 4, 2012

It's The Mango's Birthday (and momma doesn't care)



The Mango is still officially on blogging break because Momma is a total freak a zoid lazy thing. 

OK, so maybe last week Master had emergency eyeball surgery and all that but seriously, it's all about ME! Right?

Where is the love? Like she was all driving Master into Boston (couldn't she just drop him at the train station?) and then "Oh Master, what can I do? Do you want me to go shopping for you? Do you want me to read a book to you?" And all she does for me is take me to see evil vampire blood sucking voodoo zombie lady at the vet along with belt sander nail trimming witch. 

I am 7 years old today which is a Relentlessly Huge thing. 

But is there a party? A cake? A pat on the head? NOTHING! 

Look! I even have to recycle this happy party time photo from 3 years ago! That's so wrong.




Just wanted to let my pals know in case any of you wanted to send me some leftover pizza or something... anything really.... a used stuffie, a bag of dirt... The Mango is so neglected!

Momma says to be patient and her mentals will adjust back to normal levels of crazy soon.


Mango Man! Oh yeah!


P.S. I am supposed to tell you that Master's surgery went well and he is recovering on schedule. Whatever.

61 comments:

Ann Oon said...

Happy Birthday Mango! You are only 7?? wow... i am going to be 10 soon. I'll see if we have any pizzas left from lunch. Have a great one!

glad your master is on the mend!

woofs n licks,
Dommy

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Oh Poor Mango! Neglected indeed, and on such a special day!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY from all of us at
The Poupounette

IRIS E DONA said...

Oh poor Mango ! it is not fair to be negleted on such important day!
Happy birthday to you ! I'm sending you a lot of licks!
I'm 7 years old too !! It's a nice dog age indeed !
I'm glad your Master is recovering on schedule !
Kisses
Iris

Niamh said...

Happy Birthday Mango! We will be happy to report your Momma to the MSPCA for extreme cruelty if you need us to. All this blood sucking and belt sanding must stop. Steal some food when she isn't looking. We hope she makes it up to you big time (and glad that master is ok).

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Bouncing Bertie said...

Happy Birthday Mango, you poor neglected soul. A recycled card? It's a disgrace. I mean it sounds like the Master is doing OK and all that.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Gail says I must say that we quite understand how frazzled Momma must feel and we wish the Master all the best for a continued good recovery.
As you you say, Mango, whatever...

Bolo said...

Hap-Pei Birthday Mango!

Solidarity in slobbers!
Bolo

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

This is disgraceful. Our poor dear Uncle Mango. How the heck does your Momma live with herself. And the Master! Fancy putting eyeball surgery before your birthday. Its quite unbelievable.

We wish you a very Happy Birthday Uncle Mango. We could send some leftover cake although by the time it gets to you it would be more of a hard dry biscuit. Still, that's better than what you have got now! So sorry the family have neglected you. They had better make it up big time for sure.

Oh, Mum says she hopes the Master recovers very soon. We do too cause then he can give you a proper birthday party!

See ya big dude. No worries, and extra love cause you are neglected, Stella and Rory

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe she'll let woo look at May 02's post

Just sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra AND Whitney ;-)
PeeEssWoo: HAPPY MANGO DAY!!!!!!!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Shiloh Beaglebratz here - oh I know this furry much too well.. My birthday wuz bak in March BUTT du u think there wuz sum speshal time fer ME - du u think there wuz a cake fer ME? I did git an antler chew frum my aunt sis but NATA - NUTHIN - TALKIN'A BIG FAT ZERO - frum my mom. An'the antler chew - Shasta got one tu so how wuz that speshal just fer ME????????
Yepperz - I am rite there with the Mango Man on this.
Shiloh

PeeS - we all r so happeee your Master iz good after his eyeball surgery - that is sumthin'we Beaglebratz know tu well since our mom haz had eyeball surgery three timez since we joined the family.

Roo said...

Happy Birthday Mango! :D Now what's this about no celebration?! No cake, no pawty, no big juicy bone to drool over, no playtime with the Momma, no NOTHING?! Your Momma is in the DOG HOUSE BIG TIME!

Maybe Pea will take pity and find a fun way to celebrate your very special day with you :)

Glad your Dad's eyeball is okay now! That must have scared your pawrents some. Hurray for happy outcomes! :)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Amber DaWeenie said...

Glad to hear da Master is doin well butt sorry to hear him had to have surgery in da furst place!

As fur you, me biggy furiend.......sendin you da biggest HAP-PEE BIRFDAY dat me can send!

Pibble said...

Don't feel bad. I'm almost 51 and no one cares. At least you got a hat...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANGO! You're looking good and from the looks of your blog's banner picture, you're having a nice Lab feast! How many dogs get to do that?! I'm sure Dexter isn't feeling the love, but hey, it's your birthday...

Hound Girl said...

My dear sweet mango - Happy Birthday
Im sure your mommy will make it up to you :) Im glad to hear the mister is having a good recovery. We miss yall

houndstooth said...

Happiest of Birthdays, Mango! I have the ASPCA on speed dial, and I'll call them if you want. You need to tell your mama that she owes you a big party!

Bunny

Sam and Pippen said...

Happy Birthday, Mango! We just got back from the post office - we've sent you a box of used kitty litter... We thought it would be lots more fun then ordinary dirt!

Sam and Pippen

jen said...

Happy 7th Birthday Mango! That is huge! I hope that you have a great, relaxing day and that Dexter gets you lots presents!

(glad to hear your Master is recovering well:)

The Heartbeats said...

Happy Birthday my friend! If I lived closer, I'd take you out to the strip club for some entertainments and manly beers!

Cheers,
Calhoun

Priscilla said...

Happy 7th Birthday, Mango! I'm so sorry to hear that your momma neglected your big day and you even had to recycle the old pawty hat.

Hope Dexter did give your some entertainment even thought they were silly!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I am so glad that Mr. Master's eye surgery went well. I wish him continued FAST and FULL RECOVERY.


BUTT SERIOUSLY... HOW COULD SHE??? No Celebration for your SEVENTH Birfday?

I think that woman needs a Blast of Mango GAS!

Jen Green said...

Happy Birthday Mango!

The nerve of some dog's mamas, neglecting them shamelessly on such an important day!! Ah well, good thing Master is healing up well!!

Happy 7Th Mango! Hope you still get some cake later!!

Jen and the mostly (and expanding) black dog crew

Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Happy birthday, Mango. If you can brave life outside 495 you and come and hang with us in New Braintree. But we don't think Mommy will let us have a pizza party.

Hope your Master is doing well too.

Tucker and Daisy

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Happy Birthday, Mango! I can't believe that the DOH is all into taking care of the Master (who probably detached his eyeball ALL ON HIS OWN), and has TOTALLY NEGLECTED you. Dude. That is So. Wrong. I think you should raid the DOH's purse, get one of her plastic cards, and call your local pizza delivery place, so you can have your own birthday party. I wouldn't share with the DOH OR the Master.

We love you, even if the DOH appears to be otherwise occupied!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

jodistone said...

Happy Birthday Mango, you handsome boy you!!

I'm a new reader to your blog and am looking forward to things getting back to 'normal' so I can learn more about you. I'm very happy to hear that Master's surgery went well and he is on his way to full recovery.

I recently started using WTF Wednesday on my blog. I thought I was doing something original, but I found out from Kari at Hound Girl that you were the originator, so I came to give you props and thank you. I have a number of readers who love it!!

HoundDogMom said...

Oh, Mango we sorry to hear their are no bells and whistles for you B-Day. We do wish you a very Happy Happy Bark-Day because 7 is pretty special. Even though today is all about you, we are glad the Master is healing. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Mr. Pip said...

What no party? No cake? No cheeseburgers! This is an absolute travesty! Happy Birthday, my brave, mistreated friend!

Your pal, Pip

Maggie Mae said...

Mango Man,

Happy Birthday dude!

Your Buddy,
Max

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Happy Birthday, Mango - Lightning is delighted to know he shares his birthday with someone as pawesome as the RH.

Good to know that Master's surgery went well. We know all about eye problems here with Dad, and now the Momster may be looking at something like Master had in the future - so be sure to take notes on what works and what doesn't.

Have a good weekend.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

SissySees said...

Happy birthday, Mango! Seven is a great age for a big guy and should be celebrated with much pomp and circumstance.

And Gretchen says we have to say we're glad your master is recovering well too.

Casey said...

Maybe your momma is letting you feel neglected to surprise you with a party later! Happy birthday anyway.

3 doxies said...

Awe shucks Mango, if I hads known I could has sent you a ground hog foot furs good luck or sumptin'. You knows you really ought to train your hoomans betters. I knows it tuff but it's alls bouts tuff love my furiend.
HAPPY BIRFDAY to da WORLD'S BESTEST MASTIFF!

I am glad your masters eyeball is healin' all nicely.

Puddles

brooke said...

Happy 7th Birthday Mango! Maybe this is all a cover for the giant surprise party she's planning for you. :)
Hope the Master heals quickly!

MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA said...

Hey Mango buddy,
We can't let this post go by without saying a very HIPPO BIRDIE TWO EWES!
Hope the day improves and Momma throws a Humungus party!
Lotsalicks from
TOBY, TAMMY & KING TOFFEE IN SOUTH AFRICA

Sweet William The Scot said...

Mango I am thinking just to stick up "It's The Mango's Birthday" with an old picture is a WTF Birthday. Oh dear you deserve better.
Happy Birthday Mango
Sweet William The Scot

Kathy from DoubleNickelsandBeyond said...

Just so you know, birthdays are so over rated. Not cake though, that's not over rated. Especially chocolate, but I'm not allowed to have chocolate, which makes me crave chocolate even more. Why did you even mention chocolate Mango? geez. What were you talking about? Oh, ya, happy b-day as we say around here. And a howdy to the master, hopes ya feeling right real soon.
Molly and her Mom

Kitty+Coco said...

Happy Birthday dear Mango to you and your fabulous nards!! I do hope you get guilt cake out of it.

Kitty+Coco

Two Doodles and a Dane said...

OMG Mango, you were born on May the fourth?! You were born on star wars day!! Are you a secret jedi?

Happy Birthday big dude, you don't look a day over 4 ;)

Slobbers

Kristina Zambrano said...

happy barkday sweet smoochable Mango hope you well have a lovely day even if the mango momma and master dad couldn't make you a party ...

Gus said...

happy Birthday Mango Man! We know that Mango Momma will catch up soon and get you a big yummy bone. We had 5Guys hangburglars for dinner, but we did not know it was your birthday so we did not save you any.

(as if!)

gussie n teka

rottrover said...

dude! happy 7th birthday. we're the same age!! our dad had emergency HAND surgery this morning. we had to eat our breakfast at 4 this morning. talk about just wrong...hoping the master will be seeing you soon and that we'll be getting two handed pets from the old guy...

-bart

Lorenza said...

Happy Happy Happy (?) Birthday, Mango!
I understand Master needs lots of attention these days!
I hope he is doing well!
I am sure your mom will have a surprise for you to celebrate your big day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Kari in Vegas said...

Happy Birthday

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Mango,
We are so sorry you were forgotten. Please have a fun birthday. Will you and your brother like to come my wedding?
I'll save you a piece of cake.
Sally Ann

Moose said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Big Guy! Sorry you are relentlessly neglected on this special day. Seven is a super big deal for sure! I hope the pea at least showed you some respect on your big day!

Moose said...

Oh and so glad master's eyeballs are ok. Momma freaks out at the thought of eyeballs surgeries. Scary. Momma would also freak out at the thought of driving in Boston. I guess there are no country doctors that do eyeballs, huh? A shame, really....

Mitch and Molly said...

Happy Birthday, Mango! We're having pizza for dindin tonight and we'll be sure to mail you a crust or two!
We're glad to hear that your master is doing okay.

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Shawn said...

Mango buddy,
We awe sending Happy Barkday wishes fwom Sunny Colliewado!
No pawty...recycled picshuwes...no pressies...No Cake....NO WAY! We awe making powstwes..booking ouw flight...calling all ouw furiends..will be thewe soon to Picket and Pwotest!!

Winston, Chloe and Cecil
( yeah, I know C&C awe C*A*T*S..butt dey awe Spitfiwes and pwomised to Waaaaly da Twoops)

Chris said...

Happy Birthday Mango....you look great at 7....many more!

Sue said...

Oh poor Mango, why don't you come live with us. We'll be happy to help you celebrate your birthday.
Morgan and the Porties

The Boston Lady said...

Mango, you just got your best bday present, a healthy and well Master! I know, I know, so what! At least she remembered. Ann TBL

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Oh Mango, you ARE the drama KING! Happy birthday!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Happy Birthday, RH! We're sure Mango Momma will make it up to you as soon as she can. We're personally fond of a birthWEEK celebration, anyway, not just a birthDAY.

We hope the Mango Master has a full and speedy recovery. Any eyeball surgery is scary for the peeps. They don't have extraordinary noses to fall back on like we do.

Jed & Abby

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY 7th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

I'm so very sorry for your suffering. How about for your birthday you celebrate by snuggling with your Master? Then you would both be happy.

I do feel sad about you not having a cake and stuffies. I think you should march right on over here and we will bust some leftover cake out of the freezer and drag the box of new stuffies awaiting a special occasion out of the closet and have us a huge Mango sized party.

Emma

PeeS: I am very happy to hear your Master is healing right on schedule. Just remember how worried your Momma gets about the Mango when he's not feeling so well. That's how she feels when the Master is sick. She needs your support and love too. Give her some Mango sized snuggles.

Emma

tula said...

Hey Mango-- oops I almost missed your BURPDAY! hey woo don't need your momma to have fun.. I could easily swing by and oops open the gate and stuff.

just sayin.
Happy Burpday dude,
tula

Daisy Dog said...

oh Dear!! What no Pawty!!! Well happy birthday Mango!! If we are closer we would come over and take you out to a very nice Dinner!!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

You want a Bag of Dirt? Seriously? Hmm...we just started a garden...long story there, but we could send you some dirt. There's some with a bunch of ants in it...that would be interesting.

SEVEN? SEVEN. As in Seven Year Itch????? Oh Mango!!!!

I was so busy duct taped to Master's head, that I couldn't even bake you a cake.

Whole Foods opened here right by our house. They have cupcakes in their bakery that are only made here in da Burgh. Made of organic Heinz ketchup. Called Steel City cupcakes. Taste like spice cake and have cream cheese frosting. I just ordered several thousand for myself for this week....will send you SEVEN hundred. They are delish!!!

Oh, and when you commented on my "bathing suit" on our blog...it's a SUNDRESS. Other than my lifeguard tanksuit, I only wear bikinis. I'm just sayin'...

XXOO and 7777 barkday kisses,

Beast

Marjie said...

Happy Birthday, dear Mango! I wish I had sent you a cake. My dudes had pizza last night. If they had not scarfed it all, I'd totally be sending it to you today.

xoxo Thor's Evil Witch Momma

Jeanne Pursell said...

We would like to officially say Happy Birthday to you Mango!! We are sorry you didn't get to have a party...if you are ever in NY, stop by and we will have a cake for you!!
xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Bassetmomma said...

Awwwe! Happy 7th Birthday Mango!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, Mango - we've been on a "Google Reader Break" so I totally missed this! Belated Happy Birthday!! And wow - 7, huh? You know you're almost a - ahem - "senior doggie" like me now?! :-)

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

The Army of Four said...

Happy belated birthday, Mango Man!!! I really think your mom needs to throw you a party. With cake.
Luv,
Dave

garthriley said...

Can't believe I missed your birthday, Mango Man!!! Happy Birthday!!! Glad to hear that Mango Daddy's surgery went well -- hope he is all better by now!