Sunday, June 24, 2012

Missing Leg and Stinky Feet

My life is full of trials....

Sometimes my leggie vanishes and I totally can't even get up for sure.

Momma! Help the Mango! 

Other times I am overcome by the fumes from Captain Stinky Foot.

I don't think I can hold my breath much longer.

To top it all off, today I have to go for my BIG EXAM at the vet. The annual head to butt touchy feely complete, I am sure, with anal probe. Oh the horror.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, I'm not sure which is worse, those smelly labratoes or that nasty dogtor visit! Well, actually, I'm sure it's the dogtor. I don't know why they feel the need to get so personal with us! Good luck with your probing and I hope it all goes okay for you.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Gus said...

Mango...we know you will prevail.

gussie n teka

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

Mango, you should teach Dexter to hide his feet under the rug to mask the corn chip stench. Obviously, you are much more polite about keeping your odors to yourself. Or...maybe not so much.

Hope things go well at the vet's office!

Sam and Pippen said...

Better you than us, Dude! Have fun!

Sam and Pippen

Sam said...

Thank goodness they didn't throw a bath into your day! Yikes!


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

What? Pee Wee's feet don't smell like Fritoes? That's what the humans always say about our feet.

Good luck at the vet - hope you get an A-OK report.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Priscilla said...

All the best, Mango!

Just show them that you're Mango Man! Oh yeah!!!

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Life is never easy for a super hero like you Captain Mango !

The Boston Lady said...

Mango I hope your "probe" and exam goes really well. Maybe momma can mention the smelly feet issue and the vet can give her something to rub on the Pea's feet - although I doubt it will help, lab feet, it comes with the territory. Ann TBL


Thinking of you Mango...
Hope the Vet thingy goes well. Sometimes those prods-n-probes are more scary for the humans than us dogs.

Anonymous said...

I'm scared by that first picture Mango... I get really bad shakes in my back legs, but, so far, neither of them has just disappeared like that. Has something or someone put a curse on you?

PeeS: Thanks for your comment. My good (?) name has been dragged through the mud via the blogville chronicle.... a communist manifesto if I ever saw one.

Niamh said...

You are very brave Mango, to let labradork feet anywhere near your sensitive nose. Maybe the vet can find out where your leg has gone?

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Jo's World said...

I hope you have a good Doc Visit but in case you don't, just throw your weight around and make it hard for them. That is the kind of challenge they love!


harrispen said...

Good luck at the vet today Mango. I am sure the vet will see that you are in great shape for a dog of your vintage.


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Have you... STUDied fur your Exam? I am Sure you will get an A+.
Don't Pea's Feet smell like Fritos? OURS do. Well that's what MOM says anyway.

rottrover said...

Hey Big Dude, Hope all went well at the VET. Looking forward to the update.

-Bart and Ruby

Two French Bulldogs said...

There are 2 extra legs if you can't find yours
Benny & Lily

Sue said...

We've heard a lot of people say their dog's feet smell like corn chips. Our Mom doesn't want to smell our feet. She says we're not very careful about where we walk and she doesn't wish to get a whiff.

Good luck with that vet visit. They sure do go poking around where they don't belong, don't they?
Morgan and the Porties

K9 Katastrophie said...

Please let us know how your exam goes! You are a big sweet mango!


Anonymous said...

Hope you studied for the exam. I want to see an A on your test!

The Army of Four said...

Does Dex have Frito feet?
Hope your exam goes well. Do you get treats at the vet's?
Play bows,

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Uncle Mango, who the heck does your Vet think he is? An Alien??? You tell him he can stick his anal probe up his, er, well you know where he can stick it! Good luck big dude. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Ludo van Doggy said...

auntie Penny totally has a similar problem Mango, where she gets stuck under a table that somehow got smaller since she crawled under it. stupid moving furniture.
~Lickies, Ludo

Reuben said...

Mango, you is a brace and noble dog, certainly undeservings of these kind of indignities. Although if you is missing a leg, probably you can get your mama to carry you around. I like being carried!

scotsmad said...

Sometimes life is just a bummer!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Mitch and Molly said...

You are having a very rough day, Mango! It can only get better tomorrow, right?

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Shawn said...

I read the V.E.T update on FB, sounds like you studied well and passed wiff flying colors!
Dude, I want to know one thing....why do the V.E.T people always want to put something in an obvious EXIT only place??
Your furiend,

Berts Blog said...

OK, I was feeling bad for you, but I just read Shawn and Winston's comment and I can't stop laughing.

I am glad the vet appointment went well Dude.

It is always better when its over.....

Lorenza said...

Sure you have to face several "paw" issues!
I hope everything goes well with your big exam at the Vet!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

chicamom85 said...

Mango, I feel your pain, I have to go to the touchy feely Vetlady this week also. Here is what I am planning, now I know your size might be a problem, but you might want to try it also.

I am going to grab all the foodables and water and stuffies I can hold and then I am going under the bed, way in back and hiding as long as I can. Its very important to keep quiet. Good luck my pal and watch your butt, if you do have to go.

Loveys Sasha

meatball said...

i feel you Mango! i lose my feet under the carpet too. but the only stinky feet i get to savor are my mom and dads.

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Oh Mango! The disappearing leg is just too much! Glad you got a good report from your doc!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Abby is interested in your reasoning in choosing to stick your rear leggies under the rug. Jed likes to sleep with his front leggies under the bedroom rug sometimes. Abby and mama have never understood this fetish, and mama fusses about having to straighten out the rug every morning so she won't trip. Is it just a guy thing?

Jed & Abby

Chester said...

NO! NO! NOT the probe!

Go to your happy place when the dogtor starts his exam, Mango. (which does not have any Captain. Stinkyfeets in it either)

Woofs and happy slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Chester said...

NO! NO! NOT the probe!

Go to your happy place when the dogtor starts his exam, Mango. (which does not have any Captain. Stinkyfeets in it either)

Woofs and happy slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Sankissjuice said...

Hehe..this is a funny post. You just made someone laughed.

I got to know you through Frankie.

I'll be back,