Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Wordless WTF Wednesday





Photo provided by Beastie.

32 comments:

Mitch and Molly said...

This is sounding painful to us. We're not buyin' any of these mangos!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Peruby said...

Oh, that's funny!

3 doxies said...

A SPLITTER?????? Oh gawd, da nightmares I is gonna be havin' nows.

Puddles

Sewmouse said...

Only a dollar for a Mango? Does your breeder know they're undercutting her prices?

Gus said...

OMD...a SLICER! Get Dexter to watch your back, and call if you need help.

gussie n teka

Niamh said...

A Mango splitter!! That sounds scary. It would have to be pretty big though to split you RH.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Asta said...

Dawling Mango
That's just not wight! Mango is pwiceless, and shoold be tweasoowed , not sliced ow halved
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

The sign says "exotic" Mangos. Are you on vacation in a tropical place?

Casey said...

Buddy, you're worth SO much more than a dollar!

Chester said...

When Dexter asked to borrow my art kit, I had no idea that this sign was "my little project for Mango" he was talkin' about. I shoulda known his intentions were not exactly honorable.

Woofs and artsy-fartsy slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

Mangos ARE very difficult to cut, slice or split. But for only $1, I'd totally stock up. Can you imagine having more than one Mango?! Oh, the amount of love and slobber!

Random Felines said...

hahahaha..... who knew you were available for only $1??

Priscilla said...

I can't believe my eyes! Mango for just $1? It's appalling!!!

Hound Girl said...

OUCH! A mango splitter.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We're still trying to figure out if that 'OXO splitter' has something to do with your dangly bits. If so, I would stay far, far away. We don't want you to end up tutored like Dexter!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus (with a screw or four loose)

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD...OMD...OMD...OMD!

A MANGO slicer! Run...Fast!

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

A mango splitter?????? Sounds like an axe to the head or something - run big dude - hide!!!!!!!

Sarge said...

Hey Mango!
Wow, if any pooch was ever "exotic", it's you! BOL. However, I think they are missing a few zeroes in that price and slicing is just NOT NECESSARY! BWAR HAR HAR.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Sue said...

Oh oh, it's that little sign for 'Mango Splitter' that is really worrisome! Keep your eyes open big guy.
Morgan and the Porties

Reuben said...

Hmmm.... I think you has an assassin, Mango, and he is confused about whether to sell you for almost no monies or to put you in the "mango splitter." Either way, I think you should has a witness protections. Keep us posted, brave Mango.

Love,
Reuben

The Boston Lady said...

A slicer and a splitter?!? Oh Mango, the horror! Ann TBL

The Army of Four said...

Scary stuff, Mango. Scary, scary stuff!
Play bows,
Zim

scotsmad said...

the slicer? The splitter? Run away, Mango!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Tucker said...

Splitter.... dat don't sound good no matter how you say it. I would worry about your nards.

woof - Tucker

Two French Bulldogs said...

We'll buy you Mango
Benny & Lily

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Mango, my bestie brought me some champagne Mangoes... I don't dare eat them!!! They are in the fridge cause I can't bear the thought of throwing out pure Mango essence!! HELP!

Wyatt said...

We agree you are pretty exotic, Mango...but you might want to stay away from anything called a SPLITTER for $12.99...just sayin'

Wyatt and Stanzie

Marjie said...

A slicer? A MANGO SPLITTER????? WTF, indeed.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Needless to say darling, I've stocked up and bought not one but two Mango Spliters. I think it's time we went on a DATE again....if you say yes, I could probably keep those spliters in the back of the junk drawer.....otherwise......

Nuff said,

XXOO Miss Beast

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Mango,
I'd sugguest taking a long vacation away from your estate for a while. Maybe you could hide out with your model brother. Mango, you should talk to your breeder about the price.
Sally Ann

The Teacher's Pets said...

Exotic? Yes! Splicer? No! Are you more handsome than the mangoes in the stores? Yes!

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Way Cool!! I can get a Mango of my very own for $1 Wow, Mango you should really consider yourself more valuable. After all you are the great and wonderful Mango of the Mango Estate. I bet that store is trying to pull some sort of bait and switch.

Emma