Friday, July 6, 2012

HEEEEELP MEEEEEE!



Oh friends! The Mango seems to have had a mishap during his bed dismount!


The Mango is stuck!


Oops! Excuse me, ladies, there be my nards! 

Sorry about that. 

If only the Evil Witch would quit taking pictures and untangle my Mango-ness.


I feel dizzy...




PeeWee! Call 911 or at least fetch the block and tackle from the barn! Hurry!



You aren't still looking at my nards, are you?



Mango Man! Oh yeah!

38 comments:

Sam and Pippen said...

What?!? No lipstick???

Sam and Pippen

Berts Blog said...

I am sooo looking at the nards. Thems the biggest nards I have ever seen.

And I am a guy........

Bert

Sue said...

At least you didn't have far to fall.
Morgan abd the Porties, including Fudge who loves to show off his nards.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

So totally unfair! Uncle Mango, mum lied to me. She said when I was tutored it wouldn't make a bit of difference. WTF? Wonder if I can get implants? Hmmmm. See ya big dude. No worries, and slobber, Rory and Stella (who pretended she didn't look at your nards, but she was peeking!

Sasha said...

Oh, Mango, you have *more* tackle? That you have to keep in the barn?

I'm a little scared.

Puppy kisses... er,,, maybe not this time...
Sasha

garthriley said...

Sorry, Mango Man, I just couldn't help myself from looking at your nards. Mom just let out a huge laugh.

I certainly hope you managed to get yourself untangled.

Garth

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Just as well you weren't playing Andy Murray at Wimbledon this afternoon.

Would have brought tears to your eyes Mango.

We thought the umpire was going to say. "New balls please"

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie.

Reuben said...

Mango, I totally looked at your nards and they is awesome, like mine was, until the vet stoled them forever and ever. Sorry you felled out of bed; it is a very big fall!

Love,
Reuben

Jake of Florida said...

If it weren't for the Mango Man, we wouldn't even know what nards is!

Wirey love

Jake and JH

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I think you need those seat belt thingys on your bed. A guy could be TOTALLY INJURED with a fall of that mangotude.

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Whitney hopes woo will keep her in mind

Just sayin'

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

houndstooth said...

Mango, you and Kuster could start a club! I hope this isn't all a ruse to cover up some wild party you've had!

Bunny

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ummm, pretty tough NOT to look, MangoMAN.

All we can think when we read your post was "I've fallen and I can't get up"! Hope some help arrived soon.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Chloe and Libby said...

Wow, no dogs have nards in our house. Nice!
Glad to see your handsome face.
Chloe

ForPetsSake said...

Haha...Fenway was eyeing them with jealousy. We just had the young sir snipped. I hope you were able to right yourself - I didn't see the PeeWee too concerned with your predicament!

H and Flo said...

Hmmm. That would constitute falling out of bed. I didn't realise that was possible when your bed is on the floor!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Of course we were looking at your nards. Now we know where the name 'Mango' came from! :-D Heehee! So, did Peewee fetch the block and tackle or did he just stand there and laugh? Younger siblings can be totally useless at times.... *sigh* But Mango has mangoes! Hahahahaha!

*ahem*

Take care of the Master, eh? And the DOH, too - her mentals are likely quite frazzled.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Mitch and Molly said...

Are you practicing for the gymnastics event, Mango? You are too funny!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

it is a tough job getting up each morning - I think you have the right idea - just stay in bed all day

Chris said...

Nards? We don't need no sticking nards!

MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA said...

So, you's a boy? BOL!
Playbow and lotsalicks
TOBY IN SOUTH AFRICA

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Of COURSE we're still l@@king at your nards!! We love every bit of the Mango!!

rottrover said...

I always sleep like that. Maybe that's why my back hurts...

Bart

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh....
Your nards are causing a commotion!
Aaaand the real issue is if you are ok after having that bed malfunction!
I hope your are ok!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The Boston Lady said...

I tried to avert my gaze, but my eyes just kept going back to the same spot! Ann TBL

Jazzi said...

Oh Man Mango!! I need to get that vision outta my mind BOL

wags
jazzi

The Army of Four said...

Hang on, Mango! I'll call 911. Do you know their number??
Play bows,
Zim

dennisthevizsla said...

hello mango its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow that is just how tucker stumbels owt of bed in the morning!!! yoo and he must be going to the saym parteez or sumthing!!! ha ha ok bye

Bouncing Bertie said...

I am totally, like, jealous. Mine are mere grapes to your, er, mangoes?
Toodle pip!
Bertie (genuinely impressed today).

Chester said...

ACK! *covers eyes with paws*

It's Monday and it's way too early to see Mango nards.


Mebbee your DOH should get you one of those "fallen and can't get up" bracelets. That is if they come in RH size.

Woofs and fallen slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Dozer and Coop said...

Your Mother is appalling in her endeavors to create artistic scenes with you. A bit of shadow lighting and she could have added a bit of dignity to a truly sad state of affairs! We are assuming you had a crane brought in and are vertical again.

Love, Dozer

Shawn said...

NARDS!!!!!!!??????? WTH ARE NARDS???
I looked down south and I don't have any of those thangs!!!! Did you swallow two tennis balls??? Did you get a snake bite, dat looks vewy swollen!!! Woowzerrrrr, I speechless!!!!!

You furiend,
Winston

K9 Katastrophie said...

They are going to need a tractor to lift you!

Licks,
Ruthie

Au and Target said...

We are furry impressed by the nards. Really. Furry. Impressed.

Jeanne Pursell said...

Whoa! What Nards!!! Impressed...yes...but blushing too...
xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

chicamom85 said...

Mango, it is kind of hard not to look at your very impressive nards. I hope you are ok and have moved on. Dexter doesn't seem to be doing anything to help. Good luck my sweet pal. I missed you guys.

I am so sorry to read about Sasha, we will go and send some loveys

Loveys Sasha

Moose said...

Didn't quite stick the landing there did you buddy! I hope someone finally helped you collect yourself, nards and all!

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

Aww, Mango I do feel so sorry for you. It does seem when you are in a predicament the Pea just stares at you.

Maybe some kind of bed with bumpers would be of help.

Emma