Monday, July 30, 2012

Seizure Monster Visits Beastie (and I am MAD)!



This is an outrage! This is beyond words! The Mango is INSANE!

That Evil Seizure Monster dared to visit The Lacie Beastie!






How many times has nurse Lacie sprung to the side of ailing pups in blogland? Lookit! Here she is helping me to recover (in a rather artlessly photoshopped fashion I might add) from one of my many adventures. The Mango might have died!





How could the Seizure Monster even THINK of wrestling with the buttocks of steel?






Or the jaws of doom?








I always thought I hated Beastie. Yes, it is true, but when Lacie's Mumsie told me she had a seizure I realized, oh gasp, I LOVE her! 

The Mango LOVES the Beastie! There, I said it and if feels so good.



So I am asking my buddies to add their good thoughts to mine to keep that Evil Seizure Monster away from her for good. I MEAN IT! 

She has not posted about it, but you can visit her bloggie here to leave your thoughts.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!

32 comments:

Gus said...

Mango Man...now that you have embraced your love for Miss Lacie, you will feel so free that you can fly to her side. Being secure in your love will surely help her manage the MONSTER>

Just watch out for the teeth of doom.

gussie

Niamh said...

Paws crossed for Lacie. Hope she doesn't have another encounter with the evil seizure monster.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I am SOOOOO sorry that the SM has gone after Lacie.
OMD OMD... MANGO... you admitted it... YOU LOVE Lacie !!!
All the "OTHER" Wimmen of Blogville will be SOOOOOO broken hearted to hear this.

Jake of Florida said...

Of course we all LOVE the little Beastie! We're hoping that, like JH, who thank doG had just one visit from the seizure monster, that evil creature will realize he has met his match and retreat to his subterranean cave.

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

Jake of Florida said...

Of course we all LOVE the little Beastie! We're hoping that, like JH, who thank doG had just one visit from the seizure monster, that evil creature will realize he has met his match and retreat to his subterranean cave.

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

Jake of Florida said...

Of course we all LOVE the little Beastie! We're hoping that, like JH, who thank doG had just one visit from the seizure monster, that evil creature will realize he has met his match and retreat to his subterranean cave.

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

3 doxies said...

Oh how terribles bouts da Beast! I can't believes dat nasty SM even dared to visit hers. I say we kick da monsters a$$!

Puddles

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think woo need to put on your Relentlessly Huge Nurse khlothes and to DaBurgh

Please stop fur me as I KNOW a visit from her pal KhyaKhakes is JUST what DaBeastie needs!

Sending magikh FLOOF powers to Western PAWSlyvania

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Boston Lady said...

So sorry that evil seizure monster is making life so difficult. I hope this cutie recovers nicely and is in top form soon. Ann TBL

Dozer and Coop said...

We are runing right over to Lacie Beast with our thoughts and prayers for quick recovery. Geez Mango, you said you loved her. Now you have responsibilities like remembering birthdays, Valentine's Day, sending flowers and lovesick notes. Are you dog enough for all this? Good thing Lacie didn't take your nards - try and remember all the times she tried to take you down. Keep a watchful eye on her!

Love, Dozer and Cooper

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

So sorry... what a horrible thing! Poor Lacie... sending good thoughts her way!

Reuben said...

It takes a strong man-dog to admit his love for a lady-dog. I hope your beautiful girlfriend gets all better really soon.

Love,
Reuben

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oh no!!! (And we knew you always loved the Beastie!) We are going to dash right over and give her our best wishes!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Dude - you have fallen under her spell - we hope you can keep the seizure monster away from her

Sue said...

That makes us very sad. We hate the seizure monster and Mom hopes she never meets it again.
Morgan, Sebastian and the Porties

Asta said...

I am waiting fow you and Khywa to awwive Mango
Wif yoow love, Teka's emewgency smoofie delivewy and all ouw nuwsing , my BFF gowgoos and wondewfulmLacie will be back to hew iwwascibull and pawfect self. IHATE tha EVIL monstew. As Puddles said. We will kick it in the butt
Smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess, so glad you finally embwaced yoow feelings. I knew the day would come

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh dear, Mango, I hate to hear this news. Lacie might be surprised to discover how much affection we pups feel towards her, despite her, er, reputation...
Oh, I do hope it was a one off.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Casey said...

Grrrrrrrrrr! Go away, Seizure Monster, and leave our friends alone!!

Mitch and Molly said...

This seizure monster is just wayyyyyy out of control and taking too many liberties with too many and too often!
Thanks for letting us know, Mango. We're on our way to Lacie's blog.

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Wild Dingo said...

We love beastie too! We will go visit!

scotsmad said...

That Seizure Monster MUST be stopped. It seems to attack so secretly!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

We hope She's feeling better and can get rid of the monster.

Shawn said...

This is NOT acceptable!! The seizure Monster must be banished!!

I must leave you now and go pay a visit to our lovely Lacie!

Winston

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OH MY DAWG....I AM BARKLESS....

You finally realized how delightfuI am? How sweet natured? How worthy of your adoration?

ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR EVER LOVING MASTIFF SO CALLED MIND???

OK....I'll take it....so Mango, my LOVE....

What is the exact time of our WEDDING at the Estate in August? I understand the DOH already has her outfit picked out? Oh, and put the lamp post back...I want the birds to be there.

I shall be wearing PURE WHITE, of khourse....and carrying a small bouquet of violets. Asta is my Maid of Honor....Pea is Best Man?

In the meantime, since you are here in Da Burgh nursing MOI, could you please get me another smoothie and rub my paws? You know Dr. Mary said I need to decrease my stress level.

Your LOVING BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

houndstooth said...

Well, after that egg hatched, I had my suspicions about the nature of your relationship...

I hope the seizures stay far, far away from Miss Lacie!

Bunny

Mr. Pip said...

Oh no, that's absolutely TERRIBLE! I don't know Lacie, but I will visit her at once and add my good wishes that the beast stays away from her!

Your pal, Pip

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

We have visited the dear sweet lass. We do hope the seizure monster never returns again.

Poor Laciekins.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

We have come out of our recent hiatus to visit the Lacie as she helped us out of a delivery crisis and we are sending many pawsitive thoughts her way.

"think good thoughts, think good thoughts, think good thoughts"

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ivy

Maggie Mae said...

Mango,

We will be sendin' extra boxer puppy prayers to your furiend Lacie.

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

FiveSibesMom said...

Oh, sweet Lacie, this "club" of ours is not one we want other pup pals joining, that's for sure. Our hope is that this is just a one time beastie visit...never ever to return again...to any of us! All positive thoughts going out to pretty Lacie.

The Island Cats said...

OMC! We are revving up our purr motors and purring that evil seizure monster straight out of town! We sure hope your furiend Lacie is okay!!

Au and Target said...

Poor thing! Why is so many dogs have seizures? Is it a poison or something? We don't think any of our dog friends here have those.

chicamom85 said...

I am sorry to read about that evil monster daring to attack poor Lacie. I am going to visit so I can at least give her a hug. Thank you for telling me Mango.

Loveys Sasha