Saturday, August 18, 2012

What the Heck is Going on Around Here?

Something is not right at the Mango Estate.

Yesterday, my pal Jimmy and his boy, Jake, came over. OK, so that happens a lot and I am all about meeting and greeting my human pals. You know it.

But then Momma and Master and Jimmy and Jake were like totally outside all day long whilst the Mango was on lock down and they were doing most peculiar things.

For example, setting up tents.

WTF? Is the circus coming?

No sooner did everybody sit down then this truck shows up.

Now Momma says there will be a big wedding party at MY estate today. A party to which I, Mango, am NOT invited. Seriously?

Ach! Look at idiot Pea. All worn out from being a labradoink no doubt.

Me? I've got my eye on the nommy peaches and nectarines that momma picked from our back yard yesterday morning. 

Uh oh, gotta go. Momma says Pea and I are headed to camp for the day. Does that sound right to you?

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

As I paw this, I know the two of woo are being whisked away to khamp!

I do hope they save woo some KHAKE!

Here's to a great day fur all!


garthriley said...

Can't believe the circus is coming to your house and you're missing out on it! That's so not fair!

your pal,

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I'll bet your mom is gonna make somethingy GOOOD from those fruits.

Is there going to be a FLEA CIRCUS at your house??? I can see why your momma would NOT want you THERE fur THAT..


Priscilla said...

Pea and you are NOT invited to the pawty? I can't believe it. Your momma definitely made a terrible mistake, seriously!

Sam said...

That doesn't seem right! You should demand to stay!


Mitch and Molly said...

How totally unfAire! Who will keep all of the wedding guests in line, Mango?
We sure hope it's not raining at your estate. We have the wet stuff here - bleh!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Niamh said...

You must be freaking out Mango! Tents on the estate? Your momma sending you away? We hope the guests drop lots of food on the ground so you and Dexter can clean it all up when you get back from camp.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose


I've tried to read back to see what I've missed out on...but can't fathom it. It seems, however, that some congratulations might be in order. So...Congratulations to the Mango family! Sorry that you and PeeWee are not involved in this one, Mango, but please tell your Momma to have fun!
(BTW Baby Mango is the cutest ever and I have always LOVED that bumblebee outfit too!)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I am STILL in Shock that you two aren't allowed to be USHERS and stuffs. Tsk tsk What ARE they thinkin.

PeeS.... I am SUCH a DORK... I can't find a place to leave Comments on NORWOOD's BLOG. THERE... now I have given you somethingy to LAFF about.

rottrover said...

It was so nice of the humans to create some shade for you and the Pea in your backyard. We wish we had some of those shade thingys. Have fun at camp. Hope there aren't any boxers there...

-Bart and Ruby

The Army of Four said...

Camp? That might explain the tents. Maybe you and Dex will hang out in the tents while the humans have their wedding!
Make sure you try to catch the bouquet!
Play bows,

Ruby said...

OMD! NOT ALLOWED? There has to be some mistake! Don't they know you could be an amazin' usher, if they just let you? Oh, well, at least you'll get to play with yer furiends and stuff. Good compromise!



Sue said...

We think you should be 'best dog' . Then you could make the rounds of the tables as a good will ambassador. What are your humans thinking?
Morgan, Sebastian and the Porties

K9 Katastrophie said...

My goodness this just isn't right! But don't you go eating any Peaches!! Or our Peaches will eat some Mangos!


Sally Ann and Andy said...

Mango and Dexter,
That's wrong, one of you didn't get ask to be a ring bearer dog. Maybe they will save you some cake!
Sally Ann and Andy

Casey said...

How do they expect to have a pawty without you??

The Life of Riley said...

I hope they keep lots of yummy wedding food to for you and the pea when you return from camp, and you get to eat than just crumbs on the lawn.

Congratulations to whoever is getting married! Mango, you have kept this part of the story very quiet, and we need you and the pea to sniff out more information for us curious types.


Bouncing Bertie said...

An outrage! No, hold on a moment Mango, I believe I've worked it out. Momma and the Master are having you on. They are just teasing you about camp. For sure you and Pea are going to be surprise special guests at the wedding. I hope you have a speech prepared.
Toodle pip!

scotsmad said...

You weren't even ASKED to be BEST DOG???!!!!

Hope some of that fruit is still there after the wedding.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Uncle Mango, why can't you be the Best Man. We all know you are, so what's the problem. We hope you get good, really good, payback for being left out of the fun!! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Marjie said...

Well, at least they're sending you to camp instead of to the basement. But you totally should have been invited to the wedding. And the bride should have worn a slobber colored dress.

Two French Bulldogs said...

something fishy is going on
Benny & Lily

Ina in Alaska said...

No wedding would be complete without you two!!

Tucker said...

Was that truck there to clean up your poops in the yard first?

woof - Tucker