Wednesday, August 1, 2012

WTF Wednesday - Labtop



I cannot begin to count the number of times Momma has mistaken this....




For this!




WTF, lady? Last time I looked, your laptop didn't have a face.
Crazy old bat needs a bi-focal check or something. She even talks to it! "Dexter, are you enjoying laying by the window?"

Dexter done!

P.S. I wouldn't put too much faith in the RH's impetuous declaration of love for Beastie earlier this week. He was out canoodling with the neighbor dog that very same day.

"Oh Winnie! I LOVE you!"

26 comments:

Jake of Florida said...

Our mom is blind as a bat too...sometimes she actually has to be close enough to touch our furs to be sure it's us!

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

chicamom85 said...

Dexter, I hope she hasn't tried to plug you in, you would have both been in for a big surprise. Mango, there is so much of you to go around that I can understand why you have all kinds of ladies in your life. You are one hot hunk of a doggy!

Loveys Sasha

Peruby said...

Oh, I can relate. I have pet and talked baby talk to more blankets and pillows than I care to count. Usually in a darkened room, though. LOL!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It is
WHITNEY!
WHITNEY!!
WHITNEY!!!

Just sayin'

Niamh said...

These people really do get useless as they get older. Barbara (who is 399 in dog years) sometimes calls us the names of every dog she has ever had before she gets to the right one!

Your friends,
Niamh and Ambrose

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

It is very worrying having myopic staff isn't it.
We will never forget the day when Taffy was mistaken for a bag of potatoes!

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Gus said...

It is so nice to know that we are not alone in this! Our favorite is when she "can't find" her glasses and they are stuck on top of her head!

gman

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Our Mom can USUALLY recognize us, but I can't COUNT the number of times Mom has seen one of our smaller stuffies on the floor and panicked, thinking it was a mouse. Really. Sometimes we worry about her ability to make it our the door in the morning without an assistance dog such as one of ourselves. :-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Too funny!!! We will definitely look out for signs of our Mommy going crazy if she starts calling household objects us. Thanks for the heads up!

jen said...

Well I can see a bit of resemblance there:)

Sam and Pippen said...

We don't see any differences in the pictures... Isn't there a labradork in both of them???

Sam and Pippen

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Hey - he's a big dude with a lot of lovin to go around!

harrispen said...

It's tough getting old. As long as she doesn't grab the real Dexter by his "handle" and try to take him to work with her. :-D

Cindy

meatball said...

Hi Mango! I have so much love to go around, I flirt with one dog a day!
-Meatball

The Army of Four said...

I think Mango Momma and our mom would do very well together.
Woo.
Luv,
Dave

Reuben said...

Dexter, you bears an incredible likeness to a laptop, truly it is uncanny. And Mango man, what I can says - you is a dog!

Love,
Reuben

Marjie said...

Dex, poor Momma's probably just looking at that bag through bifocals, which only let your eyeballs work at very short distance. And if she sees a black object which might possibly be a very handsome dog, how could she be faulted for presuming your charming self is nearby?

Sue said...

Our Mom talks to lots of inanimate objects so we're used to it.

Mango is a lot like Fudge, he never met a lady dog he didn't think was in love with him.
Morgan, Sebastian and the Porties

Mitch and Molly said...

Your momma confuses you for a briefcase, Dexter? She definitely needs help!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Missy@love my dog toys said...

You look to cool to be a square.

TANK said...

Wow. Your mom is nuttier than a fruitcake, huh? And speaking of nutty, I have a scientific theory on global warming that might interest you. You do live a long ways away from me, right?

Two French Bulldogs said...

thats like you folded up
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

Oh Dexter! You are so much more handsome than that laptop case! Perhaps you need to find a fancy one for you your mama that is in another color. That would solve the problem!

Bunny

garthriley said...

too funny!

your pal,
Garth

A Wonderful Dogs Life said...

O.k. here's what you do. On Monday you position yourself where the laptop would be and she will pick you up and take you to work with her. How funny would that be? Surprise when instead of looking into the monitor it's those sweet darling Dexter eyes looking back at her.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Hey, the Mango Lovesong finally paid off! Winnie is a most winsome lass. We're keeping the news away from Cousin Pretty Girl, though. She just lost one of her kitteh brothers and she couldn't handle another blow right now.

Jed & Abby