Thursday, September 6, 2012

Three Unrelated Items (and POTP request for Moose)

Item #1

I finally convinced idiot momma to put her stupid non-doggie book reviews on a different blog, thank you very much.

Wouldn't you know that she actually posted a real live doggie book review on it? Well, that, along with a bunch of other uninteresting volumes which she has wasted a lot of what could have been Mango funballs time reading of which wherein and whatever.

You can visit it here.

Item #2

Alert reader, Fudge, has brought to my attentions a most important sculpture which has been crafted into the mountainous regions of South Dakota. To whit, the following:

Ah, a life size impression of fully sized doggies such as myself, so much more worth the trip than that silly Crazy Horse doo hicky thing.

Item #3

Will somebody, please, show mercy, and STOP with all the Mango recalls that have been going on? 

The Mango is just one dog, after all, and these persistent recalls (some of which I believe might actually include hot dogs) are near to making my mentals explode!

Finally, my buddy Moose, could use some POTP.

He hasn't written anything on his bloggy but I am sure he will read any kind comments you leave. Here is what he wrote on his facebook.

Ok, it seems I might have an infection from fluid in my lungs. This makes it more likely that I have laryngeal paralysis which was suspected a few months ago. Aside from that the radiologist thought my heart was too big, even for my moose-sized self so after I get rid of my infection I prolly gotta get a super expensive picture of my heart from a special doc. So,it seems that every part of me is an old man now but prolly not gonna die tomorrow or the next day.

Feel better, little black labradoink.

Mango Man! Oh yeah!


Sam and Pippen said...

Dude... We heard those Mango recalls way over here on the west coast and told them to knock it off! You'll be happy to know that they were using hot dogs and we have confiscated them to eat later!

Sam and Pippen

Jake of Florida said...

Thanks for all the pupdates.

Our mom wastes tons of time reading books when she could be paying attention to us. Sheesh, she is even taking an online course on the modern novel. Can you imagine???

Wirey love,

Jake and Just Harry

Sam said...

We hope Moose feels better soon!


Amber DaWeenie said...

You gots dat recall problem too??? I's learned to just ignore it...unless food is involved!

We gots all our paws crossed fur Moose!

garthriley said...

I love the mountainside Mango sculpture! It's appropriate that the RH should be so honored.

My momma likes to read too, so I told her to check out your momma's new blog. Although I prefer funballs, reading is not so bad because I get to curl up in momma's lap when she reads.

Rama's Mama said...

We hope Moose feels better very soon. As for recalls, Rama does quite well in class, but here at home she acts as if I am saying "collapse and don't move." >:-/

K9 Katastrophie said...

Those recalls drive me crazy. Cool mountain!


KB said...

It seems that the recall problem is spreading throughout blogville! My doggies say exactly the same thing.

If we are ever in N Dakota, we are going to see your monument, Mango!

We are visiting Moose. Thanks for the heads up.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I have heard that 87 Bazillion fur folks have taken pilgrimages to that MANGO MOUNTAIN place. I though it was just a Blogville legend though.

OMD... POOR MOOSE. I am sooooo sorry to hear this. I hope that he is better soon.

Blueberry's human said...

Blueberry says "recall, shmecall". Unless I have a huge steak in my hand, she's not too interested in me. Which is why I don't let her off leash except in the fenced backyard!

Gosh - hope Moose feels better soon! Hugs and licks from us!

Marjie said...

So much to keep tabs on! You're way too busy. Good thing you don't have to deal with Momma's book reviews.

Sue said...

It seems that Mastiff Moms write book reviews. We'll go check out the new site.

We are so impressed with that monument to the big dogs. Maybe someday we can visit it in person and leave our mark.
Morgan, Sebastian and the Porties

scotsmad said...

Awesome sculpture!

Go to the one with the hotdogs...that's our advice.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Moose said...

Thanks Mango for sparing some bloggie space for yet another black labbie! I really appreciate the POTP and same for you pals that left comments here and on my poor neglected blog. I think I am already doing better. Prolly the auntie biotiks helped but mostly I know it was POTP! Boy momma was scared though... I had to promise not to scare her like that for a long time! Thanks everyone!

The Teacher's Pets said...

At first I didn't know what Mango Recalls were until I saw the visual aid and now I get it! Too funny!
So glad your mom has given in to your suggestion of writing a blog of her own! I just hope (haha) that she doesn't invade your blog with book reviews when you are out on recalls! BOL!
Too bad about your friend! I don't know him but will go visit and wish him well!

houndstooth said...

Mom is still chuckling over that review on your mama's blog! BOL!

I thought you were big enough to be a whole monument all by yourself, Mango!

I hope Moose feels better soon! That sounds a bit rough!


Two French Bulldogs said...

We are heading to Mango Mountain. We heard an echo..Mango cooommeee...Mangoooooo..commeee
Benny & Lily

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Get well soon Moose! Oh and we love the Rockin Mastiff Photo too!

Lorenza said...

I hope you will not go crazy with all those recalls!
Paws crossed here for Moose!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Jacobi said...

Dear Mango,

Sometimes my people give me food when I do the trick "Come". Then it's fun. But otherwise it's a fun-wrecker.

Dear Moose,

Did you have to go to the terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad place called Vet? Oh dear. I hope you feel better soon. Tell your person that you need you need a doggie cookie to feel better.


chicamom85 said...

Paws are crossed for Moose and thank you for telling me. Mango I am most concerned about the recalls on you as well. You can only be stretched so far and in so many directions, you are not made of playdo, are you?? I hope it ends soon for you and maybe they can recall Pea's.

Loveys Sasha

Priscilla said...

No treats No comes, momma!

James said...

Hi – Will you please post a link to your Blog at The Mastiff Community? Our members will love it.
Members include: Mastiff Owners, Breeders , Rescues and Lovers
It's easy to do, just cut and paste the link and it automatically links back to your website… it’s a win win. You can also add Photos, Videos, Rescue and Pup Classifieds if you like. It’s free and easy.
Email me if you need any help or would like me to do it for you.
The Mastiff Community:
James Kaufman, Editor

YD, sometimes with ♥June and ♥Angel Samantha said...

Haha those darn recalls! My recalls usually involves mom coming in the room to get me. Now who's recalling who?


Oskar said...

I hope Moose makes a full recovery!

Nubbin wiggles,

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Uncle Mango, are you getting any treats for all this recall business? Hope your friend Moose recovers well. NO worries, and love, Stella and Rory. P.S. We were to horrified to hear our mum ate some Mango Gelati the other day. She has no shame. Sigh.

Maggie Mae and Max said...


What is wif our peoples and dose recalls? We is gettin' tired of dems at our house too!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

PeeS Prayin' fur Moose

Checkers said...

Hey Big Guy - been a while - but I'm trying to get back - AND - I'm getting a brother - someone threw this little guy away but Mom is rescuing him. He could use the POTP tho cause he had a little problem with his snip, snip yesterday and had to stay in hospital overnight - then he will probably have to wear the cone

Anyway - I'm finding my way back! Good to see you buddy!

Mom needs a shower - so I have to get off the computer

sniffs and licks
Checkers the Peek-a-Poo

Cotton said...

Wishing Moose a speedy recovery!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Hi Mango! I'm finally catching up AGAIN!!! You know what, I can always count on a good laugh when I come over to visit you! :-) Ha! Ha! Oh, love the pictures here...and your last post about your Momma's new book review blog. Hsin-Yi says she's going to check it out - although she said she's going to do it as herself, from her own blog, instead of always using ME. Sigh. These have to cut their leash strings sometimes, don't you, and encourage them to be online as themselves??

Oh - and thank you so much for that nice post you did about me when I had my glaucoma sickie - that was so sweet of you!

Honey the Great Dane